Jamaa alikuwa amekwenda shughulini,lakini yenye hadhi kidogo ingawa ilipelekwa kiuswaziuswazi.Ulipofika wakati wa ratiba muhimu wakaambiwa wakae wawili wawili,jamaa akajikuta amekaa na muhindi...
A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
"I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the...
Linda Burnett, 23, was visiting her inlaws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and...
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it...
Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning.
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and...
Juma (sio jina lake), alitambulisha mchumba kwa baba yake, kwa bahati mbaya baba yake alimkataa mchumba huyo kwa maelezo kuwa ni ndugu yake wa damu kutoka kwa mama mwingine ambaye baba yake alizaa...
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."...
Johnny wanted to have sex with Sophia in his office, but she belonged to someone else...
One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you...
Mtalii na mtafsiri wake Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have.
Mtalii: OK, fine, do you...
A crusty old man walks into the local Baptist Church and says to the secretary, 'I would like to join this damn church.'
The astonished woman replies, 'I beg your pardon, sir. I must have...
A very sexy and attractive female employee said to her boss:Sir,will you remove something from my breast?
Boss:Wow!What is that?
Employee:Your eyes,Sir.
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place.
The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping...
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and later he listened to her prayer which she ended by saying:
"God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless...
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon.
Exhausted from the...
Afisa misitu alienda kwenye shamba la miti la jamaa kukagua.
Jamaa akamwambia,"usiingie sasa hivi."Afisa akatoa kitambulisho cha kazini;akasema,"wewe ni nani wa kunizuia kwa hiki...
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer."
Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to...
Naibu waziri wa Afya Aisha kigoda amezima minongono ya muda mrefu ,baada ya kuamua kuweka wazi Bungeni kuwa waziri wa Nchi ofisi ya makamu wa Rais muungano mhe Seif khatib ndiye barafu wa moyo...
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