JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Juzi Jumamosi nikiwa nafua nguo huku nikiwa naongea na jirani yangu ambaye ana watoto wawili mmoja ana miaka 12 na mwingine 9. Huyu wa miaka 12 ni mtoto wa kiume, alimtupia mama swali ambalo kwa...

A family was having some people to dinner. At the table, the mother turned to her six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing? "I wouldn't know what to say," replied...

It's the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. 'I'll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,' she tells the children. So...

John finds a lamp, rubs it and out comes a genie. The genie says he will grant John three wishes with one condition: everything he wishes for, his wife will get double. So John says thats...

A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents...

Respected sir, I luv ur wife. Yours sincerely. xyz

How Technology Changed us...!

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A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?" He got the following reply. "Well, it all started when...

God asked Jomo Kenyatta how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Kenyatta a Mercedes...

Hello....! Did you know that on August 7, 2009 At 12hr 34 minutes and 56 seconds the time and date will be 12:34:56 07/08/09 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 This will never happen in our life again??!!!!

Majina Ya Waheshimiwa Katika Bara La Afrika SOME NAMES INDEED - David Kinembe (Miundo mbinu, Tanzania ) - James Kakuma ( Trade , Zambia ) - Akaja Katomba ( Energy ...

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It is the month of August, on the shores of the Black Sea. It is raining, and the little town looks totally deserted. It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit...

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four."...

A guy goes into the doctor's office. There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot stuck in one nostril, and a cucumber in the other ear. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible...

Three friendly ladies had been invited to a party.The code dress for the party was to match the colour of their husband's hair."I shall put on my best black dress".Said the first lady as her...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may...