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Indian contractors

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by LazyDog, May 15, 2008.

  1. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    Three contractors . . . one from India , another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it.

    The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100 profit for me."



    The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

    The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

    The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

    "Easy," the Indian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

    Guess who got the contract.... ......... ......... ..!!
     
  2. LazyDog

    LazyDog JF-Expert Member

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    Sounds familiar !?




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    Congo JF-Expert Member

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    It sound like the "radar" issue.
     
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    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha si mchezo wahindi kwa cha juu balaaa si mchezo...
     
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    Mwikimbi JF-Expert Member

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    hii siyo rada tu na richmond, wakagawana pesaw then waka-hire dowans!!
     
  6. Bubu Msemaovyo

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    The Indian Contractor must be the one, but no job was done at all.
     
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    Pichadi namba moja, apana chejo!!!!???
     
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    eeeh mzee hii heshima tele

    in short mhindi atachukua hiyo tenda, kwani senior White House official si just repr..?
     
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    Tanil Somaiya

    Is that Rostam at the back?
     
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