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Three contractors . . . one from India , another from Germany and the third from England are bidding to repair the White House fence. A senior White House official takes them to examine it.

The English contractor : takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works on some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says. "I figure the job will cost $900 . . . $400 for materials, $400 for labour and $100 profit for me."



The German contractor : also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700 . . . $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me."

The Indian contractor doesn't measure or do any figuring, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: "$2,700."

The official incredulously says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?"

"Easy," the Indian explains, "$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Germany to do the work!"

Guess who got the contract.... ......... ......... ..!!
 
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Sounds familiar !?




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It sound like the "radar" issue.
 
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Hahaha si mchezo wahindi kwa cha juu balaaa si mchezo...
 
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hii siyo rada tu na richmond, wakagawana pesaw then waka-hire dowans!!
 
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The Indian Contractor must be the one, but no job was done at all.
 
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eeeh mzee hii heshima tele

in short mhindi atachukua hiyo tenda, kwani senior White House official si just repr..?
 

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