JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A young businessman had just started his own law firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look like...

A woman’ garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she’s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbour and...

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist...

We are gathered here in the presence of God and men to join these people in holy matrimony. We know they have been sleeping together in secret but now they can do it with the knowledge of...

WHERE WERE YOU AT THAT TIME? Classic Dear Sugar Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing...

A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that...

A Mother had three virgin daughters.* *They were all getting married within a short time of period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all...

When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. Ask...

Babu Maruge akiwa darasani Saturday, August 15, 2009 9:35 AM Mkenya aliyeingia kwenye kitabu cha rekodi za dunia, Guinness kama mwanafunzi mzee kuliko wote duniani, amefariki kabla ya kumaliza...

Mama wa Kihindi akiamauwa Maziwa

1. Question in a Biology exam: Q: Draw the female reproductive organ. A: As the exam was progressing, a girl looked between her legs. A boy saw her and shouted, "Excuse me, teacher...

Yaani Hata sielewi nifanyeje katika hili? Nimemtuma binti yangu dukani,nikampa Elfu kumi!Amerudishiwa change ameikataa eti;HADANGANYIKIII,...!!

> > Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN are > all working together one day. > > They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. > 'I will give each...

The Love Word: After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you! After 6 months: Of course, I love you. After 6 years: If I didn't love you, then why did I marry you? Back from Work...

Lady: Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to KIGOMA . Station Master : No Madam...

Jamaa mmoja anapiga simu ofisi ya makumbusho ya Taifa. "Haloo hapo ni makumbusho ya taifa? OFISI:Ndio tukusaidie nini? JAMAA:"Ok, naomba mnikumbushe mwaka juzi saa yangu niliipoteza...

A CHAGGA MAN'S PRAYER Oh Lord! We humble ourselves to you this day and ask you To forgive us our sins, although we have none. This is Because it is not us who killed Jesus...

Mvuta Bangi aliamua kujaribu kufunga "Saum" Mwenzi wa Ramadhan. Ilipofika saa 1.30pm,,, Mambo yakamchafukia akawa anahema kama bata.. Akachukua simu akapiga Radio-FM,, Ilikua ni kipindi cha...

Barua hii ni ya siri kwa WanaMapinduzi: Ndugu wapenda mauaji ya Mapinduzi, sisi wakubwa zenu kwanza tunapenda kukupongezeni kwa msimamo wenu wa kutetea Mapinduzi ya Zanzibar na haki ya Tanzania...

BLACK ROBBERS (A True Story) > > This would have to be one of the best emails I've ever read.... > (And remember it's a true story...) > > On a recent weekend in Atlantic City , a...