JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

wale watumiaji wa ule mtandao wetu maarufu wa kujiexpress, tiGO!, inasemekana ndio mnaoongoza kwa kukata gogo vichakani kwa muda mrefu mpaka mnaachwa na mabasi tena mnakurupuka mnavaa nguo hata...

Guyz be careful with beers! Last month, National University of Swaziland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should...

An MP campaigning for a fourth term in Parliament said to his constituency: “The first term you elected me, I was greedy…I used all the money for myself, the second term, I collect for the...

Nadhani hili lahitaji kuliangalia kwa umakini na kuwekwa mipaka....baba mzazi alimpa mtoto wake wa kike pipi.mtoto akajibu,.."SIDANGANYIKIIII!!"

After having failed his exam in 'Logistics and Organization', Danny goes and confronts his lecturer about it.. Danny: Sir, do you really understand anything...

je unataka kuzidisha namba kwa 11, hujui table au huna calculator?. usipate tabu. chukua namba hiyo, itenge katikati, kisha chukua jumla ya digit hizo then unganisha pamoja. mfano 1: 45 * 11...

Security… A shop owner in Moshi, was tired of people breaking into his yard/shop so he came up with the idea of shaving his dog like a lion. Everyone in Moshi...

Simply take your calculator, enter your age (number), multiply by 259 and then multiply by 39. What did you get huh?

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One day Kelvin's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face. Kelvin returned late from school that day and his...

hapo Tanga kuna shamba moja la minazi lililopakana na usharika mmoja ambao una sehemu ya makaburi yaliyozungushiwa uzio na kuwekewa "mfano wa geti". getini yupo mlinzi mmoja mzee mchovu hivi...

Jamaa kuona ramadhani imekaribia aingia msikitini na kuomba hivi:ee Mola naomba ramadhan ingekuwa kama world cup.iwe inakuja baada ya miaka minne na nchi ziwe zinaqualify.duh!!watu kwa kuogopa...

Can you tell me the part of the human body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it's normal size, and state the conditions.

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to...

A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home. You want it, you take it.' For three days the...

"Aidha, Serikali inaandaa mradi mkubwa wa kujenga nyumba za walimu nchi nzima kwa kuanzia na maeneo ya pembezoni yenye mazingira magumu ili kuondoa kero za makazi ya walimu." Kuna uhusiano...

A Girl gets two tattoos on her inner thighs: one of Mike Tyson on her right inner thigh and the other is of Evander Holifield on her left inner thigh. She points to them and asks the bartender...

Once seated:- Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please" Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush...

If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here. Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa. Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna. Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have. Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs. Mtafsiri...