JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Due to the current economic situation, all domestic rules and regulations have been revised as below and under no circumstance is any violation going to be accepted. 1. The Kitchen and all...

Kuna jamaa mmoja aitwae Williams alikuwa akisoma chuo huko California, ambapo alikuwa aki-share hostel pamoja na dada mmoja aitwae Jane. Katika apartment waliyopanga pale hostel ilikuwa na vyumba...

Kwa wale wadau wenyewe nyumba ndogo au vibustani...ukipigiwa simu na small house afu mida hiyo upo na my wife wao inakuwaje wapo?? pata attachment hiyo

Kuna muubiri mpya mjini kwetu alitaka mahitaji yake posta. Kwa jitihada zake za kutafuta Posta iliko akakwama hivyo hakuwa na jinsi zaidi ya kutafuta mwenyeji amuulize. Mazungumzo yakawa hivi:-...

Can you do this????????????........................... Enjoy

why troubling yourself while Tanzania is very very rich????????????? Just relax and enjoy what you really deserve in your country.....! Enjoy....................!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family , so call me The President. Your mother is...

Wana JF Naomba ushauli nimemfumania mkewangu analiwa uloda na mchungaji wa kanisa moja hapa dar mchungaji akaniomba nisimzuru ila twende wote kwa mkewake namimi nikale ngozi kwa mkewe,kufika mkewe...

WAUNGWANA TUVUNJE MBAVU KIDOGO! ..................nauliza hiviiiiii,NANI ANAJUA CHUPI INAVALIWA WAPI?me kila nikijiuliza sielew, a)SEHEMU ZA SIRI B)matakoni c)kiunoni d)sijui wapi aisee...

From: FATHER To: ALL DEPENDANTS AND RELATIVES cc: MOTHER Subject: FINANCIAL MELTDOWN/COST CUTTING MEASURES FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION Due to the current economic situation, all...

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). The average man's "pipe" is three times the length of his thumb. Human...

Mgonjwa: naumwa sana DR: Timu yako MG: Asernal DR: Kazi? MG: nilikuwa Afisa GTV DR: Akiba unayo? MG: Yote ipo DECI DR: Subiri kufa.

A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead: "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told...

.......I am sirias! :(

Kagera Day ni balaa Uchangiaji fedha katika siku ya Kagera day ni vituko tupu. Kiasi cha shilingi Bilioni 1.4 zilichangwa mbele ya Lowasa ikiwa nipamoja na zawadi. 1. Prof...

Kampuni moja ya jijini ilimtuma dereva wake kwenda airport kumfuata mchina mmoja ambae anakuja kufanya kazi katika kampuni hiyo. Dereva alipata maagizo pamoja na karatasi inayoonyesha LOO (jina...

If a BARBER makes a mistake, it's a new style....... ......... ..... ********* If a DRIVER makes a mistake, it's an accident.... ......... ........ ********* If a...

In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

TANZANIA. Baada ya kupitishwa sheria ya kuzuia uvutaji sigara migahawani na hotelini, Serikali iliamuru kila wenye migahawa au hoteli kuweka tangazo la sheria hiyo, mambo yalikwenda kama...

The most powerful politician in the world is Black. The head of the Republican National Committee is Black. The best known media mogul on earth is Black. The greatest golfer in the...