JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Jamaa mmoja anapiga simu ofisi ya makumbusho ya Taifa. "Haloo hapo ni makumbusho ya taifa? OFISI:Ndio tukusaidie nini? JAMAA:"Ok, naomba mnikumbushe mwaka juzi saa yangu niliipoteza...

A CHAGGA MAN'S PRAYER Oh Lord! We humble ourselves to you this day and ask you To forgive us our sins, although we have none. This is Because it is not us who killed Jesus...

Mvuta Bangi aliamua kujaribu kufunga "Saum" Mwenzi wa Ramadhan. Ilipofika saa 1.30pm,,, Mambo yakamchafukia akawa anahema kama bata.. Akachukua simu akapiga Radio-FM,, Ilikua ni kipindi cha...

Barua hii ni ya siri kwa WanaMapinduzi: Ndugu wapenda mauaji ya Mapinduzi, sisi wakubwa zenu kwanza tunapenda kukupongezeni kwa msimamo wenu wa kutetea Mapinduzi ya Zanzibar na haki ya Tanzania...

BLACK ROBBERS (A True Story) > > This would have to be one of the best emails I've ever read.... > (And remember it's a true story...) > > On a recent weekend in Atlantic City , a...

I sent yesterday but the editor is hesitating. It is something worth contemplating. Someone sent me this and need people's viwes. What you gonna do? One Friday morning, As a result of doing...

Man to friend:-i want to leave my wife as she has not been talking to me for 2 months now Friend:- i advice you not to do that as those type of women are very rare[silent women]

Wanasiasa 40 walipata ajali mbaya porini, mkullima mmoja alipoona hivyo alichimba shimo na kuwazika wote kwa pamoja. Baadaye polisi walikuja na kumhoji kuhusiana na ajali pamoja na maiti na...

JAMAA MMOJA KAMUULIZA MPITA NJIA HIVI: njia fupi ya kufika hospitali ni ipi??,JAMAA AKAMJIBU - UNATAKA NJIA FUPI YA KUKUPELEKA HOSPITALI?,FUNGA MACHOYAKO URUKE BARA-BARANI,SASA HIVI UTAPELEKWA...

Enjoy......!

Siku moja mwalimu alikuwa akiwafundisha wanafunzi wake makundi mbalimbali ya viumbe hai,siku hiyo aliamua kuanza kwa kuwauliza maswali wanafunzi. Mwalimu: Kama kuku yuko katika kundi la ndege,je...

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray...

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice...

What would you do ?

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was...

Baada ya kuona maajabu inabidi amuamshe mkewe na kumueleza ,mke wangu amka nikupe mawio yalionikuta usiku huu,leo nilipoamka na kwenda kujisaidia bafuni nilikutana na maajabu sijawi kuona tokea...

An idea can change a man's life,but beware a woman can change the idea that was to change your life.

A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of...

Kulikuwa na njemba moja imeowa ,tatizo la njemba huyo ni kukojoa kitandani kila siku ,hatimae mke ustaarabu na uvumilivu ukamshinda ,na siku moja akaamua kumkoromea mumewe kuwa ,kazi ya kufua...

A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps into the preacher...