Special thread: Interesting (best) Quotes | Misemo yenye hekima ndani yake, Nukuu

[Gef]

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Ameboa kinoma sijui mzaramo

 

[Bueno]

Ameboa kinoma sijui mzaramo

Chukua na memory huu wa maana:

Usiogope kumkalia uchi mumeo.

 

[Huruma siyo malezi]

Tuishi Kwa upendo hakuna anayeijua Kesho yake

 

[Tumwesige senior]

Hakuna ajuae kesho only GOD knows

 

[jjmtambo]

Wao

 

[MamaSamia2025]

FUMANIZI HUIMARISHA PENZI

 

[mkamilaevo]

C92b

 

[mgendege]

vaa uaminifu tupa box la condom STAMINA

 

[mgendege]

nakiona kijiko baada ya kula kwa mko (fidq

 

[mgendege]

dada ukiweka shida zako ni kigezo lazima chupi wakuvue STAMINA

 

[mbotoro kivoi]

Ukichengwa tuliaa

 

[mgendege]

kwa mungu si kwa mzungu hakuna njia za panya AFANDE SELE

 

[mgendege]

mimi nikinyesi bafuni ukinikanyaga lazima uchechemee STAMINA

 

[mgendege]

ona baba uchi wako uli utumia vibaya mpaka leo tupo nyumba ya kupanga STAMINA

 

[secretarybird]

HOW HAPPY IS LIFE WITHOUT A GIRLFRIEND

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in your board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If you don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump you.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for you.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according your wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for your date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with your folks.

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "yourself"

21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

mfuaji

 

[mgendege]

NIMEKUCHEKI INBOX NAONA KIMYA

 

[mgendege]

0742665908 iyo hapo

 

[Michael Majeshi]

Heshima haifundiswhi kwa mapigo,wala upendo hauji kwa njia ya chuki.

 

[Shadow7]

“… You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, you can achieve.” (Mary Kay Ash)

 

[Vedakaka]

Making the decision to have a child - it's momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.
by Elizabeth stone

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.by Francia Bacon

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.by Harry Truman

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.by Theodor Hersburg

Tajiri humtawala maskini, Naye akopaye ni mtumwa wake akopeshaye. Maneno ya mfalme Suleiman kwenye mithali 22:7