Ama kuhusu mimi kuwa mwalimu wako siwezi sababu sijapewa ijaza na mwalimu wangu wa Kiswahili ya kuweza kumfundisha mtu,siku nikipewa ijaza nitatoka kifua mbele na kutangaza darasa za Kiswahili ila kwa sasa mimi bado ni mwanagenzi chipukizi.



Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. "What are you doing?" Asks the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol in your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s engine is consuming too much petrol, cause Uncle Pedro, just filled her tank yesterday evening!" Mother fainted!!!!Hapa hapa mbona
Waenda wapi? Usiniache tafadhali kuna mtu namuogopa humuNapita
Unazidi kunipoteza....
sawa nakusuburia upewe IJAZA
Njema kabisa. Sijui huko ulipo?Nakuona, kimya kimya, za masiku?
Nani tenaWaenda wapi? Usiniache tafadhali kuna mtu namuogopa humu
Uma roho ngum ww mtu jaman.....!!!!Hamjambo wapendwa wangu?
Mmmh! Ngoja nikae kimyaNani tena
Kime elewekaHapa sio mahala pake,tuta haribu majukumu yetu ya ulinzi,kwani tumesisitizwa sana kuweka kila kitu mahala pake,wale watu wa maneno husema HEKIMA.
Mmmh! Ngoja nikae kimya
Kime eleweka
Osiogope tupo pamoja. Upo fresh?Mmmh! Ngoja nikae kimya
































Jamaa njoo uone hukuZamani sana sijaona salam yako mrembo....
Kime eleweka