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[Thad]

Msalimie sana

Haswaa shoga tunalindana kwa zamu mama

 

[Lumbi9]

Njoo kama hujachoka mbaya

Sijaielewa hii, ni angalizo au ni ruhusa

 

[Chumchang Changchum]

Ndugu walinzi tat

Labda za vichakani ndio huingia kimyakimya ila za ndani huambatana na vijikelele vya mahaba

Wacha weee,Sasa wapi panatufaa!'SORRY PANAFAA...

 

[Thad]

Aki diamond hunishangaza Sa zingine. Si Ni juzijuzi amekua akiambia madem wajilegeze awabebe mgongoni ..... Saii Ashachoka anawaambia wajibebe . Anawapa tabu sana mademu huyu kijana

Hana maana kabisa, halafu kawadanganya yeye wa kwake kamnunulia gari nyie bado mnawaambia wenu wajibebe

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Kuoa vijijini raha sana Hata ukiulizwa unafanya kazi gani ukiwaambia mimi ni admin basi daaaah wanaona wewe ni bonge la boss*

 

[Thad]

Sijaielewa hii, ni angalizo au ni ruhusa

Wewe si peterchoka, kama ni chokambaya usije

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

85% of Kenyans used to sing "Mother Shiro" instead of "Murder She Wrote"

 

[Thad]

Pote hapatufai

Ndugu walinzi tat

Wacha weee,Sasa wapi panatufaa!'SORRY PANAFAA...

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Been fat and poor is a suicide mission You will be hungry and people won't believe you

 

[Lumbi9]

Wewe si peterchoka, kama ni chokambaya usije

Ohoo!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear ladies don't take the front seat of your boyfriend's car too serious,for many have come and gone

 

[Ambiele Kiviele]

Mr Miller amedukuliwa simu yake nini?
Sio kawaida yake

Kuna muda watoto wa kiume huwa tunapenda kudekezwa

 

[Thad]

Ndo vile

Ohoo!

 

[Lumbi9]

Ndo vile

Nitakuchapa wewe

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kama abortion ni murder I think condoms too are kidnappers...

 

[Thad]

Nitakuchapa wewe

Utakuwa umenionea, kwani mimi ndo niliyekupa hilo jina?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this
1. The poor - work & work.
2. The rich - exploit the poor.
3. The soldier - protects both.

4. The taxpayer - pays for all three.
5. The banker - robs all four.
6. The lawyer - misleads all five.

7. The doctor - bills all six.
8. The goons - scare all of seven.

9. The Politician -, lives happily on account of all eight.

Written in 43 B.C. but still valid even today.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 3 great Kings who have brought happpines and peace into people lives?" Student: " Smo-king", Drin-king and Fuc-king"

 

[Thad]

Kam abortion ni murder I think condoms too are kidnappers...

What about condom users?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*My Dear Sister kukosa kuwa na tako kwa maisha ya sasa ni sawa na nchi kukosa Jeshi*

Sijamtaja mtu wapendwa