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[Lumbi9]

Imefanyaje?

Kwangu haieleweki

 

[Thad]

Dah! Fisadi mtarajiwa

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There's someone who lost a hundred dollar bill ..
Teacher: So you we're helping him find it?..
Student: No..I was standing on it....
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[Thad]

Kwangu haieleweki

Mwambie Shimba YA BUYENZE atutafsirie

 

[Lumbi9]

Mwambie Shimba YA BUYENZE atutafsirie

Aah acha ipite

 

[Thad]

Usikate tamaa bwana

Aah acha ipite

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*Ushawahi penda dem mrembo hadi unafikiria kwenda kwa babake umshow "Thanks for not using condom"??*

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Fear Kenyans!! They ask you what you do for a living so they can calculate what level of respect to give you [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Those Girls who Scream "yes yes yes" during sex. Please explain, what was the question?
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[Lumbi9]

Usikate tamaa bwana

Haiongezi chochote kwangu, sina mpango nayo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

The rate at which I am receiving friend requests from fine girls makes me believe that Satan is jealous of my virginity.[emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Thad]

Fear Kenyans!! They ask you what you do for a living so they can calculate what level of respect to give you [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

 

[Thad]

Haiongezi chochote kwangu, sina mpango nayo

Huo sasa ndio uanaume! Big up[emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

 

[eden kimario]

Warembo wote humu ndani hamjambo

 

[dingihimself]

Kwani usiku wa manane ndio sasa wandugu

 

[Thad]

Naona wamelala, wakiamka watakujibu[emoji3]

Warembo wote humu ndani hamjambo

 

[Thad]

Kwani usiku wa manane ndio sasa wandugu

Kwani usiku wa manane unaanza saa ngapi na kuisha saa ngapi?

 

[Lumbi9]

Huo sasa ndio uanaume! Big up[emoji122][emoji122][emoji122]

Duh kumbe nilikua kwenye mizani

 

[Thad]

Ndio, mwanaume hupaswi kuwa legelege

Duh kumbe nilikua kwenye mizani

 

[Lumbi9]

Ndio, mwanaume hupaswi kuwa legelege

Ohoo vp kwa wanawake