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Shukrani

Ewaa ya kutosha hapo mezani mama

 

[maliyamtu]

Nipo sana. Pengine huwa tunapishana. Wewe huwa unakimbia geto mapema ndo maana...

Nina zamu ya lindo la ndani sahiv sasa nikikesha humu ndani lindo linavamiwa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

When a lady wants to leave you for no reason she be like ...."I saw you yawning without closing your mouth. My children can't grow around such a reckless man"

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mambo ya weekend hayo

Kweli. Hata wewe leo nimekubahatisha !!!

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Nina zamu ya lindo la ndani sahiv sasa nikikesha humu ndani lindo linavamiwa

Kweli. Na lindo la ndani ndo muhimu. Lihudumie ipasavyo !!!

 

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Labda za vichakani ndio huingia kimyakimya ila za ndani huambatana na vijikelele vya mahaba

Black people will see their ex classmate pregnant and say " Eish, this girl was very quiet at school."

Who said pregnancy comes with noise?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Madem ringeni tu. Siku itafika muanze kuzunguka door to door kama Jehovah Witness mkitafuta bwana

 

[maliyamtu]

Kweli. Na lindo la ndani ndo muhimu. Lihudumie ipasavyo !!!

Umeona eee sasa wacha nipambane nalo tu hapa ikifika muda naliacha hili lindo lina walinzi wengi

 

[Thad]

When a lady wants to leave you for no reason she be like ...."I saw you yawning without closing your mouth. My children can't grow around such a reckless man"

kweli mwenye visa hakosi sababu

 

[tamuuuuu]

Fyeka,fyeeka,fyeeekelea mbali!!!!

 

[Nelson Mwombeki]

Kwan aliyeanzisha huu ulinzi alikuwa na lengo hilo la mtu ajifungulie geti, nyie hata kuheshimu kaz ya ulinzi hamuwezi eti eeh, au hadi mshurutishwe, fungeni geti wakuu mda bado tupo kwenye vikao tutarudi baadae

 

[Lumbi9]

Nawashukuru sana kwa kufungua geti mapema maana nilikuwa bored! Haya njooni tutete

Hadi mimi nije

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Original girlfriends don't comments on their
boyfriends pictures. They monitor comments section and screenshot the suspicious ones for quarrel

 

[Thad]

Unaenda kumlinda mwenyemali nini?

Nina zamu ya lindo la ndani sahiv sasa nikikesha humu ndani lindo linavamiwa

 

[Thad]

Fyeka,fyeeka,fyeeekelea mbali!!!!

Mbona nasikuia eti hayo maneno kalishwa, hakuyatamka?

 

[maliyamtu]

Unaenda kumlinda mwenyemali nini?

Haswaa shoga tunalindana kwa zamu mama

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Umefanya mapenzi ukitumia condoms kwa miaka kumi yote...Halafu unakuja kufa kwa Typhoid. Shwaiini kabisa !!!

 

[Thad]

Kwan aliyeanzisha huu ulinzi alikuwa na lengo hilo la mtu ajifungulie geti, nyie hata kuheshimu kaz ya ulinzi hamuwezi eti eeh, au hadi mshurutishwe, fungeni geti wakuu mda bado tupo kwenye vikao tutarudi baadae

Hivi una muda gani hujafika hapa kibaruani? Bora wamefugua mapema nawe umeweza kuja kuripoti

 

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Hadi mimi nije

Njoo kama hujachoka mbaya

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Aki diamond hunishangaza Sa zingine. Si Ni juzijuzi amekua akiambia madem wajilegeze awabebe mgongoni ..... Saii Ashachoka anawaambia wajibebe . Anawapa tabu sana mademu huyu kijana