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[Lumbi9]

Utakuwa umenionea, kwani mimi ndo niliyekupa hilo jina?

Hukutakiwa kunihukumu kwa jina

 

[Kampungapunga]

Mi niko bar ndo naianza weekenda

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Men with small [emoji533][emoji529]must be living a good life. Imagine getting horny in public & nobody notices![emoji53][emoji38][emoji38][emoji53][emoji38][emoji38][emoji23]

 

[Thad]

Cicero of the Roman empire wrote this
1. The poor - work & work.
2. The rich - exploit the poor.
3. The soldier - protects both.

4. The taxpayer - pays for all three.
5. The banker - robs all four.
6. The lawyer - misleads all five.

7. The doctor - bills all six.
8. The goons - scare all of seven.

9. The Politician -, lives happily on account of all eight.

Written in 43 B.C. but still valid even today.

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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Mwanaume ni kunyandua dame vizuri mpaka ukimaliza anakuwekea kichwa kwa kifua anakwambia ,
"Babe , I'll help you pay my dowry"

 

[Thad]

Mi niko bar ndo naianza weekenda

Tupia picha tuone, maana isijekuwa unaturusha roho kwa soda ya jero[emoji23]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

IF God had approved long distance relationship; aHe would have put Adam and Eve in different garden's [emoji38][emoji38][emoji53][emoji53][emoji38][emoji53]

 

[Thad]

Hukutakiwa kunihukumu kwa jina

Prove me wrong![emoji6]

 

[Thad]

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*My Dear Sister kukosa kuwa na tako kwa maisha ya sasa ni sawa na nchi kukosa Jeshi*
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Sijamtaja mtu wapendwa

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

To those girls who give their numbers to guys and then ignore their calls or block them. Why did you give them your number in the first place? This is the reason why guys give you babies and ignore you!!!
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[Shimba ya Buyenze]

*U will never see African parents kissing , hugging or in any form of romance.... But Boom! 11 children.... How come?*
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[Thad]

Mwanaume ni kunyandua dame vizuri mpaka ukimaliza anakuwekea kichwa kwa kifua anakwambia ,
"Babe , I'll help you pay my dowry"

Tubutu![emoji53]

 

[Lumbi9]

Prove me wrong![emoji6]

Mmh hiyo lugha hiyo

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

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Wewe najua nchi ina jeshi imara [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

[Thad]

To those girls who give their numbers to guys and then ignore their calls or block them. Why did you give them your number in the first place? This is the reason why guys give you babies and ignore you!!!
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Alaa kumbe![emoji848]

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Tubutu![emoji53]

Huwezi kumsaidia kukulipia mahari?

 

[Thad]

Imefanyaje?

Mmh hiyo lugha hiyo

 

[Thad]

Apambane na hali yake tu

Huwezi kumsaidia kukulipia mahari?

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: There's someone who lost a hundred dollar bill ..
Teacher: So you we're helping him find it?..
Student: No..I was standing on it....
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[Thad]

*U will never see African parents kissing , hugging or in any form of romance.... But Boom! 11 children.... How come?*
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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Ndio maana walikuwa wanatudanganya watoto wanawaokota mtoni tunakubal.