El Matador
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- May 23, 2017
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Happy birthday PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF KENYA
walipeni watu mishahara yao kabla hamuja enda marekani😂😂😂😂👇👇👇👇👇💉💉💉💉Hahahaha USA directView attachment 911400
mbona hawaji kuishi sasa 😂😂😂💉💉💉Wasanii wao wanapenda Mombasa kuliko darislum hususan Ali kiba na ommy dimpoz
What does that tweet say Mr Kenyaphillic ?walipeni watu mishahara yao kabla hamuja enda marekani
katika picha hio tatizo lako liko wapi???Kata funua ndani ya darislum View attachment 911739
tafuta sehemu yake😂😂😂👇👇👇
eheheheh musiwalipe alaf mutaona hio siku unafkiri hatujui kama wamejiandaa kugoma siku ya safari y america😂😂😂💉💉💉What does that tweet say Mr Kenyaphillic ?
mwendo ni wa aste aste tuKata funua ndani ya darislum View attachment 911739
hebu tuoneshe plz nasubiria jibu😂😂😂😂Upomorokaji wa majengo unawafurahisha sana.vipi kuhusu zile nyumba za tope ambazo huporomoka Mara kwa Mara huko bongo? Mbona hamzizungumzii
btw.... been watching comedy movies from bongo this week, kina Asha Boko, Chilli, Kingwendu, e.t.c. sijui kwanini every important bizz, lazma wataje Mombasa. Mtu akirudi Dar kama yuko loaded, wanasema ametoka Msa.Wasanii wao wanapenda Mombasa kuliko darislum hususan Ali kiba na ommy dimpoz



Hakuna siku banks Tz zishawahi fungua brunches zake Kenya. But on the other hand Companies like...1.Superhighways,modern rail,interchanges ,bypasses.
2.Retail.....men you know you aren't even close to half of Nairobi malls.
3.Real estate living.....we've been asking you for dar estates for the middle class which you've never provided to date.
4.Think tanks........
5.Hospitals _kenyatta is still the largest in East and central Africa.....KU university hospital with a 2000 bed capacity is also done.Private hospitals are many
6.Scycrappers.....UAP at 165 and britam at 200 are the tallest
7.5.5trillion is what individuals own in NBI vs dars 2 trillion.
8.Airport-JKIA-8 million
JNIA-3 million
7.population.....Nairobi metropolitan-8 million
Daresalaam-5 million
8.Embassies....Nairobi 79
Dar-26
9.Education.......of course Nairobi has it......
10.Human resource......multinationals enter into East Africa by starting with Nairobi
11.Industries.....Nairobi has thousands....
12.GDP......that's obvious
13.Nairobi weather is cool.......





The question is Dar imeishindia Nairobi nini?????????
nairobi inashinda nini dar hebu tuelezedharau zenu ndizo ziliwafkisha hapa
btw.... been watching comedy movies from bongo this week, kina Asha Boko, Chilli, Kingwendu, e.t.c. sijui kwanini every important bizz, lazma wataje Mombasa. Mtu akirudi Dar kama yuko loaded, wanasema ametoka Msa.
it's like Mombasa is their Dubai
Ukweli kabisa....hawa wasee huturespect sana....hapa wanaficha tu usobtw.... been watching comedy movies from bongo this week, kina Asha Boko, Chilli, Kingwendu, e.t.c. sijui kwanini every important bizz, lazma wataje Mombasa. Mtu akirudi Dar kama yuko loaded, wanasema ametoka Msa.
it's like Mombasa is their Dubai