Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Traveller D]

So ulikuwa unatupigia kelele kwa Kitu haiko?

Unajitia ulikua hujui kinachoendelea.? au unatafuta pakujipa faraja.? 😂😂😂

 

[Traveller D]

Kila mtu anajua unaumia

Tena anaumia maumivu makali mno. 😂😂😂

 

[Traveller D]

Imagine mradi mkubwa kama huo Rais wala hayupo hapo, wakati nchi zingine kama ukunduni Rais anazindua nguzo za umeme. 😂😂😂

Aisee Dom inakimbia mno. Imagime all the projects in less than 10 years. Kuna miji huko ukunyani iko Tangu utawala wa Sultan Said Sayid, hazina walau a single road with six lanes. 😂😂😂 halafu tunaambiwa eti ni developed cities.

 

[Traveller D]

I usually give them simple education like this👇

7% of 100= 7
4.5% of 1000= 45

Shida Yao kuelewa ndio akili yako imekataa.

Hii hesabu bhana. 😂😂😂 huu ni utaahira au ni nini.? Ni kuchanganyikiwa.?

 

[President of China]

Tena anaumia maumivu makali mno. 😂😂😂

Anakuja kujipoza eti bandari ya Dar es salaam ndogo!!! mjinga kabisa. Huyu mwaiofhawaii hajui Tanzania ina under report vitu vyake ili yasije yakatokea machafuko huko kenya.

 

[nairobae]

Huyu Watchie alihepa wakati wa maandamano ya kwao bada ya kuona Jeshi la Museveni ndani ya nchi yake . Akatukana Jeshi La Tanzania akawaita masufuria ( like we do)…. Sasa anarudi na kifua mbele like we forgot about all that …😆😆😆

Watchman muoga. 😂 😂

 

[Teargass]

Unajitia ulikua hujui kinachoendelea.? au unatafuta pakujipa faraja.? 😂😂😂

Sawa asante for proposal, hata Sisi we are proposing to build an under water city in Indian Ocean.

 

[President of China]

Have you ever seen a baboon understanding maths?

Nasikia wamefika watu 500 waliokufa kwenye maandamano ya kimaskini huko kenya

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Sijawahi kuona empty port roads kama za Mombasa, yaani hakuna kabisa trucks, hivi mizigo huko inaondolewa kwa Bluetooth? Mombasa hakuna hata traffic jam 🚥🤣 Ndio maana bila kufake data Mombasa port ni kama bandari bubu yoyote Somalia

Amini mkuu hamna kampuni ya logistic ukunduni inayomiliki trucks hata 50 tu,kazi yao ni kupika data

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Mambo ziku hizi Tanzania yanaenda kimya kimya. Kumbe kuna ndege mpya imewasili leo

HEKAYA FUPI YA KUWASILI NCHINI KWA BOMBADIER Q400, IKIWA NI NDEGE YA KWANZA KATI YA 16 ZILIZONUNUNULIWA KUFUFUA SEKTA YA ANGA NCHINI​

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYeV0NENQCD/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

Nimeona kule X kunyan wamefungua mijadala kuhusu route ya dar-moscow,jamaa wana wivu sana,wanauliza kwa ndege zipi eti!

 

[Traveller D]

Sawa asante for proposal, hata Sisi we are proposing to build an under water city in Indian Ocean.

Proposal.? 😂😂😂. We teseka hadi ufe mpumbavu mmoja.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Sawa asante for proposal, hata Sisi we are proposing to build an under water city in Indian Ocean.

That dude has no shame in his weak game …😆😆😆

 

[stakehigh]

Muulize, if the economy is that good, then why are they on the streets today?

kwan mzee hujawazoea tu hawa chokoraa?

 

[stakehigh]

Leo bakuli imekuwa nzuri? 🤷😂

umeelewa nmejibu nn?

 

[stakehigh]

Bongolala, leo bakuli hazina shida? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

learn to read and understand, not to read to argue

 

[stakehigh]

Na ya kwetu pamoja na kwamba Yako Juu ila najua Serikali itaweka ruzuku yatashuka zaidi ni Bajeti tuu inasubiriwa mwezi ujao.

yatashuka tu wala usiwaze hata umeme utashuka

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/MickyJnr__/status/2056433860552839556?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

Geza Ulole cheki hii video 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

View: https://x.com/Realkangethe/status/2056377551216336944?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/MwananchiNews/status/2056407991398646089?s=20

 

[Teargass]

Proposal.? 😂😂😂. We teseka hadi ufe mpumbavu mmoja.

Mshamba ni mshamba tu. Ndio maana unanyonga chupa.