Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

nchi tajiri 😂😂😂😂

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Tatizo la hawa nyang'au wanafikiri maghorofa (ingawa wao wenyewe hawaishi humo) ndio 'maendeleo' ya kujivunia😎

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[Traxtion]

Insha refu ya nini? If you knew kujenga uwanja porini ni kupanua mji, wala hamgejenga Makwapa in the middle of a slum. Mngeijenga kule Mvuti kando ya mashamba ya mihogoView attachment 3478497

Hiyo unayoita slum ni nothing tu mbele ya slums za huko Kenya. Hivi binadamu mwenye akili timamu anawezaje kuishi Kibera?

 

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Kama Alaska mwanangu, cheki Hilo vumbi tu 🔥🔥🔥😍👇
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Picha ya kabla ya upanuzi wa hii Barabara. Siku hiz wamefikia pazuri. Next year utapakimbia
Mbeya hiyo

Hizo hadi Kigoma ipo. 😂😂😂
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Kuna nyingine iko singida. Tena ni ndefu na ziko mbili

 

[The best 007]

How would you understand it when you call it kalavati? Hiyo kalavati ndio hamna kwa sasa. Mubahatike mpate leo hiyo kalavati kelele mtapiga usiku na mchana humu ndani vile mnajenga infrastructure za kimkakati!

Viumbe vya ajabu sana

Sisi na nyinyi nani ni wapiga kelele? Watz tuna miradi mikubwa ambayo nyie hamna na hamuwezi kuwa nayo kwa miaka 100 inayokuja, lkn tunaonesha mara moja then tunafunga story, nyinyi hamna mradi wowote mkubwa mnaofanya but hyo hyo midogo midogo mnayofanya mnapiga kelele kiasi kwamba mtu wa nje akija anaweza akasema kenya inaizidi Tz kwa miradi mikubwa. Wacheni kelele pambaneni mfike pale sisi tupo then ndiyo mpige kelele.

 

[Nicxie]

Hiyo unayoita slum ni nothing tu mbele ya slums za huko Kenya. Hivi binadamu mwenye akili timamu anawezaje kuishi Kibera?

That's what it is. Kama sio hiyo uwanja kuonekana hapo si ungesema hapo sio Dar?

 

[Nicxie]

Sisi na nyinyi nani ni wapiga kelele? Watz tuna miradi mikubwa ambayo nyie hamna na hamuwezi kuwa nayo kwa miaka 100 inayokuja, lkn tunaonesha mara moja then tunafunga story, nyinyi hamna mradi wowote mkubwa mnaofanya but hyo hyo midogo midogo mnayofanya mnapiga kelele kiasi kwamba mtu wa nje akija anaweza akasema kenya inaizidi Tz kwa miradi mikubwa. Wacheni kelele pambaneni mfike pale sisi tupo then ndiyo mpige kelele.

Eti tufike mahali mpo? 😂😂😂 Wewe kojoa ulale....oops sorry, I forgot you are a watchman!!

 

[Traxtion]

mwenye access ya kumreport huyu mbwa ni tour guide

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Huyu demu akianza kuongea hana fullstop 😆😆

 

[Teargass]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Eti hampumziki how many projects tumepiga ambazo hamuwezi zifikia hata Robo.

Tuanze na

JNHPP

Ndio uturingie haka kakalavati seriously

You will never build such things in Tanzania.

 

[Teargass]

Kwani kuwa nayo kuna umhimu gani comparing vile ambavyo tunavyo na kwenu ni ndoto.

Like seriously calavati?

Kwamba singapooor inaringia kalavati

That's an underground tunnel. The only one in entire Africa.

 

[Teargass]

Nenda Kariakoo kama unataka kutembea chini chini

Show us the picture. That underground tunnel is the only one in entire Africa.

 

[Teargass]

Old glories! Those days are long gone 🚮

The days can't be gone when 99% of Kenyan export to Vumbistan is industrialized goods while Vumbistan only export raw materials to Kenya.

Now tell me, between the two which one is industrialized and which one is still in agrerian revolution?

 

[Teargass]

Are you stupid or something your whole damn country this shit ndio ya kuringia?

Yet you don't have such in your country.

 

[Teargass]

BRT Project values more than your affordable housing project.

BRT project can't even get to half the value of Kasarani Stadium renovation.

 

[Teargass]

Za mirungi?
Em nioneshe your industry sector contribution to the GDP nicheke kidogo

You want me to discuss matters GDP with your tiny GDP? Are you aware that the gap between Kenyan GDP and Tanzania is $50B?

 

[Teargass]

😂😂😂😂 hamuna hela mbwa nyinyi

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Hatuna hela yet it's Tanzania that have the most poor people in East Africa?

 

[Teargass]

Hiyo unayoita slum ni nothing tu mbele ya slums za huko Kenya. Hivi binadamu mwenye akili timamu anawezaje kuishi Kibera?

Are you aware that 70% of Tanzanians live in slums?

 

[Teargass]

Kisumu, Kenya's third City.

Vumbistan kupata barabara kama hizi lazima uende Dar is slum.

 

[Teargass]

Ni kama hii underpass imeumiza wachawi vibaya Sana.

The only one in Africa.

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Huyu nyang'au kipchirchir Teargass inabidi atoke hapo alipojifungia atembee kidogo aone anavyojidanganya😂

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[chongchung]

You want me to discuss matters GDP with your tiny GDP? Are you aware that the gap between Kenyan GDP and Tanzania is $50B?

Itawachukua miaka 100 kucatch up na Tanzania kwenye industrialization, fake paper economy