Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ichoboy01]

mwenye access ya kumreport huyu mbwa ni tour guide

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[ichoboy01]

downtown inanuka mavi 😂😂😂🙌🏻

 

[Nicxie]

Hii ndo difference ya vision na kukimbizana na congestion. Sisi tukijenga uwanja maporini tunapanua mji, kesho na kesho kutwa barabara, shule, hospitals, na makazi yanajengwa hapo, mji unakua. Huko kwenu hamna option hiyo, mnaanza tu kuzungusha mabanda hadi yaitwe ‘estate’. 😂

Arusha yenyewe tayari ni tourist hub ya East Africa, sasa ongeza Samia Stadium hapo porini—ndiyo namna miji inakuwa planned na smart. Huko kwenu mkijaribu kujenga uwanja mpya lazima mtoe watu kwa slums kwanza. Hata hiyo affordable housing mnayoita miracle ni slum upgrade tu 🚮🚮

Insha refu ya nini? If you knew kujenga uwanja porini ni kupanua mji, wala hamgejenga Makwapa in the middle of a slum. Mngeijenga kule Mvuti kando ya mashamba ya mihogo

 

[chongchung]

We have thousands of these huku Kenya, that's why Kenya is the most industrialized country in East Africa.

Za mirungi?
Em nioneshe your industry sector contribution to the GDP nicheke kidogo

 

[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂 failed state

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[ichoboy01]

asante ruto 😂😂😂😂

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[ichoboy01]

Na itashuka zaidi.

😂😂😂😂 hamuna hela mbwa nyinyi

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[ichoboy01]

😂😂😂😂

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[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Tofauti ya mkunya na kondoo ni harufu tu.

Duh.😂🔧

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[ichoboy01]

nchi tajiri 😂😂😂😂

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[Nicxie]

Getting well-planed residential areas complete with decent houses like these in Dar ni kama kutafuta nyama ya nguruwe uarabuni

Mijitu yamejaza jiji lao na uswazi
kila eneo

 

[Nicxie]

Even Kisumu has better residential areas than 70% of Dar

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

nchi tajiri 😂😂😂😂

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Tatizo la hawa nyang'au wanafikiri maghorofa (ingawa wao wenyewe hawaishi humo) ndio 'maendeleo' ya kujivunia😎

Cc: Mimi Wewe Yule

 

[Traxtion]

Insha refu ya nini? If you knew kujenga uwanja porini ni kupanua mji, wala hamgejenga Makwapa in the middle of a slum. Mngeijenga kule Mvuti kando ya mashamba ya mihogoView attachment 3478497

Hiyo unayoita slum ni nothing tu mbele ya slums za huko Kenya. Hivi binadamu mwenye akili timamu anawezaje kuishi Kibera?

 

[instanbul]

Kama Alaska mwanangu, cheki Hilo vumbi tu 🔥🔥🔥😍👇
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Picha ya kabla ya upanuzi wa hii Barabara. Siku hiz wamefikia pazuri. Next year utapakimbia
Mbeya hiyo

Hizo hadi Kigoma ipo. 😂😂😂
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Kuna nyingine iko singida. Tena ni ndefu na ziko mbili

 

[The best 007]

How would you understand it when you call it kalavati? Hiyo kalavati ndio hamna kwa sasa. Mubahatike mpate leo hiyo kalavati kelele mtapiga usiku na mchana humu ndani vile mnajenga infrastructure za kimkakati!

Viumbe vya ajabu sana

Sisi na nyinyi nani ni wapiga kelele? Watz tuna miradi mikubwa ambayo nyie hamna na hamuwezi kuwa nayo kwa miaka 100 inayokuja, lkn tunaonesha mara moja then tunafunga story, nyinyi hamna mradi wowote mkubwa mnaofanya but hyo hyo midogo midogo mnayofanya mnapiga kelele kiasi kwamba mtu wa nje akija anaweza akasema kenya inaizidi Tz kwa miradi mikubwa. Wacheni kelele pambaneni mfike pale sisi tupo then ndiyo mpige kelele.

 

[Nicxie]

Hiyo unayoita slum ni nothing tu mbele ya slums za huko Kenya. Hivi binadamu mwenye akili timamu anawezaje kuishi Kibera?

That's what it is. Kama sio hiyo uwanja kuonekana hapo si ungesema hapo sio Dar?

 

[Nicxie]

Sisi na nyinyi nani ni wapiga kelele? Watz tuna miradi mikubwa ambayo nyie hamna na hamuwezi kuwa nayo kwa miaka 100 inayokuja, lkn tunaonesha mara moja then tunafunga story, nyinyi hamna mradi wowote mkubwa mnaofanya but hyo hyo midogo midogo mnayofanya mnapiga kelele kiasi kwamba mtu wa nje akija anaweza akasema kenya inaizidi Tz kwa miradi mikubwa. Wacheni kelele pambaneni mfike pale sisi tupo then ndiyo mpige kelele.

Eti tufike mahali mpo? 😂😂😂 Wewe kojoa ulale....oops sorry, I forgot you are a watchman!!

 

[Traxtion]

mwenye access ya kumreport huyu mbwa ni tour guide

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Huyu demu akianza kuongea hana fullstop 😆😆

 

[Teargass]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Eti hampumziki how many projects tumepiga ambazo hamuwezi zifikia hata Robo.

Tuanze na

JNHPP

Ndio uturingie haka kakalavati seriously

You will never build such things in Tanzania.