Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

Mimi nikuchukie wewe bwana govi kwa lipi.? 🤣🤣🤣 mtu hujatahiriwa, ukinya huchambi, maskini wa kutupq, unanitafuta nikuonyeshe machimbo ya chupi za mitumba, halafu nikuchukie.? Wewe unaniogopa mimi kwasababu nakupiga spana, sasa hiyo ndio silaha yako ukiona nakudinya. Uzuri ni kwamba kwangu nakuchukulia tu kama mbwa, wala sina haja ya kupost picha za mtu wa sura mbaya kama wewe. 🤣🤣🤣

Umeandika kwa maumivu sana.

Ulipata haki yako? Ama bado unakulishwa cabbage?


View: https://youtu.be/rrCn-B5J8RE?si=x4EuKsuEI6L6iKtk

 

[President of China]

It's good you mentioned zoning. Planning is about many things, not just straight roads. Some cities do not have straight roads but are well planned..................and in that regard, Kenya has done a better job at having a Manhattan Road design than Tanzania anyway. Compare Nakuru and Arusha normal mwananchi neighborhoods.

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Source: Maxar Technologies Kwikwikwikwikwi

 

[Teargass]

Kasarani Stadium, home of CHAN finals.

 

[Teargass]

Over the red entire region, There is no city that bests Dodoma currently,
Dodoma has ongoing projects worthy more than the projects in Entire Kenya View attachment 3377557
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Tofauti ya Dodoma na Isiolo ni SGR pekee.

 

[chongchung]

Kasarani Stadium, home of CHAN finals.

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1 city state, hamna kwengine?

 

[Teargass]

1 city state, hamna kwengine?

But Mombasa beats your best city hands down.

 

[President of China]

Kasarani Stadium, home of CHAN finals.

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Hivyo ni viti au Makarai? Kwikwikwikwikwi

 

[chongchung]

Tofauti ya Dodoma na Isiolo ni SGR pekee.

Isiolo role model

 

[nairobae]

It's good you mentioned zoning. Planning is about many things, not just straight roads. Some cities do not have straight roads but are well planned..................and in that regard, Kenya has done a better job at having a Manhattan Road design than Tanzania anyway. Compare Nakuru and Arusha normal mwananchi neighborhoods.

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Shida ya kubuy plots bila surveyors. Bongoslum unaweza uziwa shamba ujenge anything kwa plot ndogo Ile inatoshea kujenga choo. I realized size ya ghorofa moja in Eastleigh is equivalent to ghorofa tatu au nne in Kariakoo.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Shida ya kubuy plots bila surveyors. Bongoslum unaweza uziwa shamba ujenge anything kwa plot ndogo Ile inatoshea kujenga choo. I realized size ya ghorofa moja in Eastleigh is equivalent to ghorofa tatu au nne in Kariakoo.

Ulisema wanapima plot kwa miguu?🤣🤣

 

[nairobae]

Ulisema wanapima plot kwa miguu?🤣🤣

Eehhh 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Siku hizi anaitwa mtoto wa watu 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Chakla huyo 😂

 

[Chamoto]

It's good you mentioned zoning. Planning is about many things, not just straight roads. Some cities do not have straight roads but are well planned..................and in that regard, Kenya has done a better job at having a Manhattan Road design than Tanzania anyway. Compare Nakuru and Arusha normal mwananchi neighborhoods.

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Tatizo letu Tz ni usimamizi, na hii ni kutokana na kuwa na baadhi ya viongozi vilaza wenye mamlaka.

Ila Tz tuna watu wenye uwezo mkubwa sana wa kupanga na kuanzisha mikakati kuliko nyinyi, na hii iko reflected kwenye miradi tulioianzisha chini ya Magufuli, Kenya bado hamna uwezo huo.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Kwa hivo hii ni City?🤣 🤣

View: https://x.com/EngMapundajr/status/1889181962868326749

Alafu hiyo Tanga ndio unaita planning? 🤣 🤣
Chamoto njoo uchukue hii ng'ombe yako. Ama labda inafanya ile trolling ulikuwa unaongelea. 🤣 🤣

Githeri madevu.

I will bring you some Somalis to slap your stinking butts.

 

[President of China]

Shida ya kubuy plots bila surveyors. Bongoslum unaweza uziwa shamba ujenge anything kwa plot ndogo Ile inatoshea kujenga choo. I realized size ya ghorofa moja in Eastleigh is equivalent to ghorofa tatu au nne in Kariakoo.

Hebu tuoneshe viti vya Kasarani Stadium tucheke kidogo

 

[Nicxie]

Ulisema wanapima plot kwa miguu?🤣🤣

I saw that kind of measuring when I was a kid. Long long time ago 😂😂

 

[nairobae]

Tunamaliza wanyonge huko Mauritius.


View: https://x.com/KenyaSevens/status/1936372463312732316?t=DnUMWee40IbdzSEIV0svvQ&s=19

 

[Kosugi]

It's great these Israelites didn't succeed in setting their home in East Africa. Saa hii wangeshafukuza kila mtu in this Region.

They are dealing with the Islamic states Single handedly.


View: https://x.com/prestonstew_/status/1934671715545829639?t=FOmhBww-pkWUYQrSNI4Jew&s=19

But safari hii wameingia kwa mkono wa chuma,Iran sio wa mchezo Israel is now turning into rubles gradually.
Na hizo ndege walizolipua ni decoys.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/TiWuy1Ke0do?si=ByTRH6RpTnybfinK

 

[nairobae]

I saw that kind of measuring when I was a kid. Long long time ago 😂😂

Bongolalas are still doing it today, even in Dar is a slum their biggest city.🤣🤣🤣