Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

The only AA I know of is Alcoholic Anonymous 🤣🤣😄 ( nobody uses AA to describe African Americans outside of Tandale ), meanwhile your sneakers have become a world phenomenon 😄😄
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Zuzu babu jinga bado hujasema,hivi viatu vitakulomba mwaka huu 😀,endelea kuvaa over size unazomuazima mumeo

 

[NDINDA]

Kaka nahisi kuna kama project 5 hadi 10 kwa posta upanga na miko za NHC, Watumishi Housing na Private groups , na nyingine hata 10 Kkoo ,hatuzijui vizuri na hatuna Uzi kule SSC tunaomba u update ukipata time ninazojua ni
1. Sky morroco 20f
2 watumishi housing morroco
3. Hii umepost leo 25F
4 kuna project flani 2 hivi mikocheni upande wa beach

Pamoja Boss, Oysterbay pia pa moto.

 

[NairobiWalker]

You are the ones that are stupid, you were even lied to na matako makubwa!! You voted for her because of matako makubwa ona hapo chini 🤣

View: https://x.com/AtwoliiYa/status/1915633959981006915?t=_cbh4GTRQFVzlU7USKNZ-A&s=19

This one is not an elected politician. Stupid

 

[ichoboy01]

gombani stadium 🇹🇿

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DI8SihgqIoE/?igsh=anVuNWFtNmx3bHB4

 

[Teargass]

Hatufatiliagi mambo ya Tanzania hata hatumjui makamu wao wa Rais 😁😁


View: https://x.com/thekenyatimes/status/1916347223807341031?t=trRW-vXXa9J7vciuRJMRkA&s=19


View: https://x.com/MarthaKarua/status/1916017303503720731?t=NRR0MhjgRXI_Hnlja9QLLQ&s=19

Those are lawyers wenye wanatafuta pesa, they will know even what’s happening in the remote villages of Malawi. Ama hujui Karau even went to Uganda to be a Besyige Lawyer?

Hakuna siku utampata Mkenya wa kawaida akishugulika na mambo ya Tanzania. Nyinyi there is just a program set aside in your broadcasting channels to discuss about Kenya.


View: https://youtu.be/386XqKTnkbk?si=YLQ0RlApQWLDuKxZ

 

[nairobae]

According to UN habitants

Hio UN una mention si ndio ilisema 70% of bongoslum munaishi slum while in Kenya is only 40%.

 

[NairobiWalker]

View: https://x.com/AfricaViewFacts/status/1916139707102056493?t=ipkp-vD_nezQuXngdFcLeA&s=19

Yani mmepata more tourists than the total number of passengers handled by all your airports combined? Halafu nyinyi ndio magwiji wa kuwika ati cooked figures.😂😂

 

[Teargass]

Kaka nahisi kuna kama project 5 hadi 10 kwa posta upanga na miko za NHC, Watumishi Housing na Private groups , na nyingine hata 10 Kkoo ,hatuzijui vizuri na hatuna Uzi kule SSC tunaomba u update ukipata time ninazojua ni
1. Sky morroco 20f
2 watumishi housing morroco
3. Hii umepost leo 25F
4 kuna project flani 2 hivi mikocheni upande wa beach

Hizi projects zenu zinatafutwa tu kwa torch. Lazima muitane meeting ndio muweze kufikiria hata tatu pekee😂😂🤣😂.

Nairobi alone I can count for you over 30 buildings of over 30 floors that are currently under don’t construction without a blink. Za over 20floors hata tuitane meeting hapa wakenya wote we can’t mention them all cause they are too many.

 

[Teargass]

Hio UN una mention si ndio ilisema 70% of bongoslum munaishi slum while in Kenya is only 40%.

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Acha nisave hii😂😂🤣😂

 

[Teargass]

Yani mmepata more tourists than the total number of passengers handled by all your airports combined? Halafu nyinyi ndio magwiji wa kuwika ati cooked figures.😂😂

Ingekuwa these numbers are scrutinized by external/Neutral institutions ungeshangaa vile bado wako chini in terms of tourism numbers and receipts. Yani their tourism number is more than the number of their total air traffic for both domestic and international travelers.

No wonder World Bank and IMF flagged them for cooking their economic figures.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Watakuambia hawafatilii issues za Tanzania


View: https://x.com/DanChepta/status/1913112733479846069?t=6mDtYnDD0fer3x9-rJ2v2Q&s=19

Kenya is a failed country, and they don't know how to reset.

Ili Kenya ikae sawa, Mkenya wa kawaida anufaike, labda kuwe na very aggressive socialists policies.

Jambo ambalo ni gumu maana walishauza nchi kwa Mzungu.

Wangeweza,

Wangetaifisha ardhi yote.

Futa dual citizenship.

Unfortunately, wakifanya wanaweza pia kurisk kuwa Zimbabwe maana Mzungu hawezi kubali.


Then, waache shobo za kutafuta branches za foreign tech companies, wapambane na manufacturing.

Bila hivyo, ni story kila mara.

 

[nairobae]

Acha nisave hii😂😂🤣😂

Hadi wameandikiwa definition ya slum hapo, wakuje wapinge eti hawana slums.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Hio UN una mention si ndio ilisema 70% of bongoslum munaishi slum while in Kenya is only 40%.

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Slums in our own standards.

Ila tukichukua slums zetu tukaleta Kenya, zinageuka Kileleshwa.

Kenya is an undisputed goat of slums in the world.

 

[AMARII]

Yani mmepata more tourists than the total number of passengers handled by all your airports combined? Halafu nyinyi ndio magwiji wa kuwika ati cooked figures.😂😂

Una takwimu za total PAX by 2025?

Weka hapa tuone vile zinapishana.

 

[Teargass]

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Eneo ambalo ilikua ijengwe Golden Anniversary ya NHC iliyohamishwa Kawe karibu na 7/11 ( seven eleven ) halafu ikastall .( Wakulungwa enzi ya SSC miaka hiyo watakumbuka) Sasa panajengwa structure nyingine ya NHC yenye 25Floors. Structure hii ipo Nyuma ya Crown plaza au Pembeni ya Viva na Uhuru Heights.

This one will take 30yrs to finish, just like Mzizima Tower which Started Construction in Feb 2013, we are in April 2025 lakini bado kuishi kwake hakujulikani. Anyway, congratulations for constructing the first 20 floors building since 2017.

 

[nairobae]

Hizi projects zenu zinatafutwa tu kwa torch. Lazima muitane meeting ndio muweze kufikiria hata tatu pekee😂😂🤣😂.

Nairobi alone I can count for you over 30 buildings of over 30 floors that are currently under don’t construction without a blink. Za over 20floors hata tuitane meeting hapa wakenya wote we can’t mention them all cause they are too many.

🤣🤣🤣 Kuona construction crane in Dar is a slum sahii nikama kuona rainbow usiku.

 

[President of China]

Miss Grand Tanzania. Inaanza kutimua vumbi. Wakenya na njaa zao sura zimekomaa

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Yani mmepata more tourists than the total number of passengers handled by all your airports combined? Halafu nyinyi ndio magwiji wa kuwika ati cooked figures.😂😂

Hakuna kitu Kundustan mumewahi fanya bila bakuli ya Mabeberu,hovyo kabisa

View: https://youtu.be/vwenJfnTazU?feature=shared

 

[nairobae]

Slums in our own standards.

Ila tukichukua slums zetu tukaleta Kenya, zinageuka Kileleshwa.

Kenya is an undisputed goat of slums in the world.

Wewe ndio unajua kuishinda UN. 🤣🤣

 

[Teargass]

Slums in our own standards.

Ila tukichukua slums zetu tukaleta Kenya, zinageuka Kileleshwa.

Kenya is an undisputed goat of slums in the world.

Hii hata haiwezikuwa Kibera.

Kibera kuna barabara za lami, umeona lami hapa?