Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Wakenya wakiona Tanzania ipo juu wanaumia sana 🤣🤣🤣👇👇

 

[nairobae]

UN wanakwambia hakuna maji,.

Na hapa hatuzungumzi maji.

Ni quality maisha ya wahusika ukianza na barabara na makazi.

Ni maji tu ndio umeona Kwa hio definition ama ni kingereza huelewi.

A group of individuals living under the same roof lacking ONE or more of the following: access to improved water, access to improved sanitation, sufficient living area (no more than 3 people sharing a room), durability of housing, and in some instances, security of tenure.

Kikundi cha watu wanaoishi chini ya paa moja wakiwa na ukosefu wa MOJA au zaidi ya yafuatayo: upatikanaji wa maji yaliyoboreshwa, upatikanaji wa usafi wa mazingira ulioboreshwa, eneo la kutosha la kuishi (hakuna zaidi ya watu 3 wanaoshiriki chumba kimoja), uimara wa makazi, na katika baadhi ya matukio, usalama wa umiliki.

 

[Mpwimbe]

Pingana na hawa.


View: https://x.com/ThatBoyKhalifax/status/1911362822950318135

Sipingani nao.

But, hizo slums huwezi kulinganisha na Korogocho, Mukuru, Kibera , Mathare etc where 90% of Nairobians live.

Kama ni issue ya City plnanning hata Nairobi ni FAILED.


View: https://youtu.be/-CBTpABHwpM?si=m-rkxh9qVLAkS7wC

 

[nairobae]

Wakenya wakiona Tanzania ipo juu wanaumia sana 🤣🤣🤣👇👇

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Kwa sababu Uber is the only taxi app in the world according to you.

 

[President of China]

Teargass unamjua huyu?

 

[President of China]

Kwa sababu Uber is the only taxi app in the world according to you.

Tuambie Kenya mnatumia nini zaidi ya Uber?

 

[President of China]

nairobae Teargass in 2025 bado mnapata msaada wa chakula. Halafu mnakuja kutuonesha GDP hapa, hamuoni aibu? 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇

 

[President of China]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇👇👇

 

[Don YF]

Hatufatiliagi mambo ya Tanzania hata hatumjui makamu wao wa Rais 😁😁


View: https://x.com/thekenyatimes/status/1916347223807341031?t=trRW-vXXa9J7vciuRJMRkA&s=19


View: https://x.com/MarthaKarua/status/1916017303503720731?t=NRR0MhjgRXI_Hnlja9QLLQ&s=19

Martha Karua kaingiza kidole chake kwa kundu la CCM, na pia kawafinya makende proper🤣🤣🤣🤣 hawajazoea kuambiwa ukweli wanalia lia, wamezoea unyonge ya watanzania vilaza🤣🤣🤣, wameshtuka!, mama ingiza ndani kabisa., tumia ngumi! CCM Bladfwakin kabisa!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.,

 

[Teargass]

Sipingani nao.

But, hizo slums huwezi kulinganisha na Korogocho, Mukuru, Kibera , Mathare etc where 90% of Nairobians live.

Kama ni issue ya City plnanning hata Nairobi ni FAILED.


View: https://youtu.be/-CBTpABHwpM?si=m-rkxh9qVLAkS7wC

All those places you have mentioned ziko na lami, Umeme, internet and self contained apartments. Slums za Tanzania on the other hand lami ni anasa, Umeme unapiga tu kwa main highway, internet cables ndio sasa shida kabisa, alafu choo na baby ziko nje being shared by 10 neighbors. Ama unapinga nikuonyeshe?

 

[Mpwimbe]

Kipofu anamueleza chongo jinsi ya kutembea bila kugonganagongana na watu njiani.

Sisi ni chongo, but at least we still own our country.

Wakenya mnaishi kama viboko kwenye tope, nyumba za mabati, chakula ni sukuma, while worshipping and recycling rich tribal politicians.

What a failed country.

Mmewekea Wazungu mazingira mazuri ya kuishi, huko Westlands, Upperhill, Kilimani, Karen halafu ninyi mnaishi Mukuru kwa Njenga kama burukenge😂😂

Nchi imewashinda, you depend on foreigners to develop your slums .

Mmewapa Wasomali, Eistleigh wamejenga maghorofa and they control you like stupid beings.

Soon, Rais atakuwa Msomali fcks

 

[nairobae]

Tuambie Kenya mnatumia nini zaidi ya Uber?

Ask Google

 

[President of China]

Tofauti ya South Sudan na Kenya ni majina tu. Teargass nairobae je, ni uongo?

 

[Teargass]

Sisi ni chongo, bit at least we still own our country

Your country is owned by Arabs, whites and Kenyans. Chinese pia washaanza kuwanyang’anya nchi polepole.

 

[Mpwimbe]

All those places you have mentioned ziko na lami, Umeme, internet and self contained apartments. Slums za Tanzania on the other hand lami ni anasa, Umeme unapiga tu kwa main highway, internet cables ndio sasa shida kabisa, alafu choo na baby ziko nje being shared by 10 neighbors. Ama unapinga nikuonyeshe?

Thats why nimekuuliza hapo hiyo picha ni wapi kwa Dar!!

Maana Dar es Salaam is twice bigger than Nairobi.

Most of the places in Dar es Salaam os tarmacked.

But, Dar is a city of 8 M people, na watu hukuza mji haraka kabla ya huduma, ndio maana nasema sema hapo ni wapi?

 

[nairobae]

Sisi ni chongo, bit at least we still own our country.

Wakenya mnaishi kama viboko kwenye tope, nyumba za mabati, chakula ni sukuma, while worshipping and recycling rich tribal politicians.

What a failed country.

Mmetengenea Wazungu mazingira mazuri ya kuishi, huko Westlands, Upperhill, Kilimani, Karen halafu ninyi mnaishi Mukuru kwa Njenga kama burukenge😂😂

It's clear hujawai fika Kenya, nyinyi endeleeni kuamini wakenya wengi ni maskini na wanachukiana ju hivyo ndio mko brainwashed. 😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hizi projects zenu zinatafutwa tu kwa torch. Lazima muitane meeting ndio muweze kufikiria hata tatu pekee😂😂🤣😂.

Nairobi alone I can count for you over 30 buildings of over 30 floors that are currently under don’t construction without a blink. Za over 20floors hata tuitane meeting hapa wakenya wote we can’t mention them all cause they are too many.

Hili pumbavu linaumia na Tanzania 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ulikua unasema hakuna project ya 29 floors building in TZ sahii unaruka ruka tena baada ya kuona there’s around 10 projects. 🤣🤣🤣 kwenye huu Uzi wewe ni mkenya pekee ukiona maendeleo ya tanzania unaumwa moyo to death.

 

[President of China]

Ask Google

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Pole

 

[Teargass]

Thats why nimekuuliza hapo hiyo picha ni wapi kwa Dar!!

Maana Dar es Salaam is twice bigger than Nairobi.

Most of the places in Dar es Salaam os tarmacked.

But, Dar is a city of 8 M people, na watu hukuza mji haraka kabla ya huduma, ndio maana nasema sema hapo ni wapi?

79% of Tanzanians live in slum.

Dar is bigger than Nairobi geographically but not in development, 70% of Dar is cassava farms while entire Nairobi is all built up.

Most of Dar is not tarmacked and that’s why only 400km of roads in Dar are paved.

 

[Teargass]

Hili pumbavu linaumia na Tanzania 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ulikua unasema hakuna project ya 29 floors building in TZ sahii unaruka ruka tena baada ya kuona there’s around 10 projects. 🤣🤣🤣 kwenye huu Uzi wewe ni mkenya pekee ukiona maendeleo ya tanzania unaumwa moyo to death.

Haya tuonyeshe hiyo project ya 29floors ni gani, Ukinionyesha nahama JF saa hii. Let alone 10, just show me one project of 29 floors nihame JF saa hii.