Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Kwa style mwaka huu kutakuwa na wageni wengi sana.

Bado mwezi wa Tano tupo na Harusi ya Jux, Na dunia yote sasa inajua. Watu wengi mno watakuja.

We mean Business

 

[President of China]

Maandalizi ya Samia Serengeti Music Festival, Haijawahi kutokea hapa East and Central Africa. Sisi ndio wababe wao.

 

[President of China]

Wakenya wanaona kama ndoto. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hawaamini macho yao.


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIrIzPlNC07/

 

[The best 007]

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Ona mlivyo wazembe mpaka leo mmeshindwa japo kujenga hizo road za chini hapo, kila kitu mmemuachia mchina awafanyie 👇👇

 

[Geza Ulole]

Decommissioned trains for commuter services ndio anashangilia ama kweli ukistaajabu ya Musa utaona ya Firauni 😁

Zile Zenyu mbona ni decommissioned trains from Spain?

 

[Geza Ulole]

Maandalizi ya Samia Serengeti Music Festival, Haijawahi kutokea hapa East and Central Africa. Sisi ndio wababe wao.



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Kaka wewe kijani damdam?

 

[President of China]

OFF TO KENYA ✈️ WEDDING PERFORMER!, Nandy katoka Nigeria jana na anaelekea Kenya kwa Private Jet


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIq1aV8AtAE/

 

[Geza Ulole]

Wenzako bado wanahangaika na ruto must go na hela za kufikisha sgr malaba

Wale waarabu wa Dubai, Vp wameghairi?

 

[AMARII]

Wanawaambia hata efd na control number hawana.

Haha hao kenge wana mengii ya kujifunza kuhusu mifumo ya fedha na malipo. Hiyo mifumo vijana wa hapa hapa wamepiga code kwa kiswahili na kufanikisha...

Watembelee eGA kwa kujifunza zaidi.

 

[Geza Ulole]

OFF TO KENYA ✈️ WEDDING PERFORMER!, Nandy katoka Nigeria jana na anaelekea Kenya kwa Private Jet


View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DIq1aV8AtAE/

I suspect this Wedding....

View: https://x.com/KenyanSays/status/1913820496472244702

MY TAKE

View: https://youtu.be/CSNynoAiY_I?si=6HqvXmHibG5bXaXs

Ngoja akawachezeshe "sugar" wakina Raila na Ruto huko!

View: https://youtu.be/yp03C6j68a0?si=DRym7EqRX64dxeeQ

Kwani huko Ukunyani Willy Paula na Erick Omondi hawapo? Halafu naona Nandy kakodisha charter flight toka Auricair! Vp wale Wakunya waliokuwa wanasema hakuna ndege za kukodi?
CC: IamLee NairobiWalker Teargass Nicxie nairobae n mwathadan

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Hii draft says it all. 👇🏾View attachment 3310524hii wameandika wenyewe. Sasa jua hivi, kwa Tanzania hii Safaricom ni level ya kampuni ya kuuza maji HILL WATER 💦🤣🤣🤣

Alafu Kuna umbwa kama 5 zimelike, unajua maana ya (ksh'm) ???

 

[babayao255]

Nimepitia comment huko. Watanzania wanawanyosha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Kuna mmoja kaambiwa hivi “ English doesn't make you closer to british” 😂😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Sisi ni baba yenu, mpaka our national anthem wanachukua kwetu, bendera na vingine vingi. Lugha ya Kiswahili inafundishwa karibia Africa nzima na nyie wanjaanjaa pia mnajifunza kiswahili safi.

National Anthem mlichukua kwa wengine ama walichukua kwenu? Si National Anthem yenu ni wimbo wa kiXhosa Afrika Kusini? 🤣🤣

Lugha ya Kiswahili nayo si imeanzia Kenya ama unataka tukupe Somo kwa mara ya pili?
See why I say you're overexcited because you're rarely on spot on this continent.

 

[President of China]

Haha hao kenge wana mengii ya kujifunza kuhusu mifumo ya fedha na malipo. Hiyo mifumo vijana wa hapa hapa wamepiga code kwa kiswahili na kufanikisha...

Watembelee eGA kwa kujifunza zaidi.

Hizi hapa kaka:- 🤣 🤣 🤣 👇 👇 👇

 

[President of China]

National Anthem mlichukua kwa wengine ama walichukua kwenu? Si National Anthem yenu ni wimbo wa kiXhosa Afrika Kusini? 🤣🤣

Lugha ya Kiswahili nayo si imeanzia Kenya ama unataka tukupe Somo kwa mara ya pili?
See why I say you're overexcited because you're rarely on spot on this continent.

Pole kaka kwa maumivu. Itabidi upumzike tu, hii battle imekuzidi

 

[NairobiWalker]

Sasa we mapumbu nyie mnatuweza nini sie.?🤣🤣🤣 taifa lenu halina hata identity, Kama nakutana na wewe face to face nakuzabua hata libao, jinga pumbavu kabisa.

Utaruka juu ndio unipige kofi ama utasimama juu ya kiti kwa huu ufupi wako?

 

[NairobiWalker]

I suspect this Wedding

View: https://x.com/KenyanSays/status/1913820496472244702

MY TAKE
Kwani huko Ukunyani Willy Paula na Erick Omondi hawapo? Halafu naona Nandy kakodisha charter flight toka Auricair! Vp wale Wakunya waliokuwa wanasema hakuna ndege za kukodi?
CC: IamLee NairobiWalker Teargass Nicxie nairobae n mwathadan

What do you suspect the wedding for Geuza?

 

[coodip1]

Zile Zenyu mbona ni decommissioned trains from Spain?

Friendly fire mkuu 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtube.com/shorts/sc4EVf51AIs?si=E0-iYFqKoHI9HZG-

MY TAKE
Wale wa kudai ati hii Fokker 70 ni ya Skyward express na si Martinair wako wapi?

 

[Geza Ulole]

What do you suspect the wedding for Geuza?

a wedding for a politician or a business person as none of u kapukus can afford Nandy!