Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[nairobae]

Leta hio mitaa yenye iko na adress na street walk from Naipori tuone. 😂😂😂 bongo hadi Tandale kuna street address sembuse Masaki.?

Tulia ufunzwe.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK1RW5MkF1Q&t=141s

 

[Sama boy 255]

Tulia ufunzwe.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK1RW5MkF1Q&t=141s

Like seriously.? 😂😂😂 unaleta takatakaulinganishe na masaki.? This neighborhood of yours is full of dirty roads udongo mwekundu umetawala, no sidewalks.

 

[nairobae]

Wewe kocho kwani hapo magari yameanza kupaki leo.? 😂😂 tushahost mashindano makubwa Africa hadi raisi wa FIFA alikuepo na uwanja ukapiga full house kama kawaida 60k spectators, uliwahi kuskia parking haitoshi.? 😂😂 una force mambo mbona we chizi.? 👇🏾
View: https://youtu.be/uvWz5we1J4k?si=1yT2OMRuKweAlrCd. Umia kidogo hebu.

You have never hosted an global event. How will you know.

 

[Sama boy 255]

You have never hosted a global event. How will you know.

Umebadili mada.? 😂😂

 

[nairobae]

Like seriously.? 😂😂😂 unaleta takatakaulinganishe na masaki.? This neighborhood of yours is full of duty roads udongo mwekundu umetawala, no sidewalks.

Umeona maghorofa zimetapakaa huko bila mpangalio? Umeona tuktuk zikirandaranda huko? Umeona kama kuna uhaba wa side walks? Umeona kama kuna nyumba imekosa house number? Tulia mfunzwe.

 

[nairobae]

Umebadili mada.? 😂😂

Wait till you host a global event ndio utajua umuhimu wa kua na enough parking.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Q

Hiyo ya juu ni Mombasa na hii iliyoweka ni rural sasa tukienda kwe rural zenu si utakimbia hapa

Muthaara village in Tigania imekuwa Mombasa? Na tukiwaambia hamjakanyaga hata Namanga mnasema eti tusifosi tufanane.😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Umeona maghorofa zimetapakaa huko bila mpangalio? Umeona tuktuk zikirandaranda huko? Umeona kama kuna uhaba side walks? Umeona kama kuna nyumba imekosa house number? Tulia mfunzwe.

Let alone house number, hakuna nyumba yenye haina namba TZ (hadi zile mnazozibeza za uswazi ziko na namba). Hapo kenya kuna kitu kama hiki. 👇🏾

hizi signage zipo in every single street that is found in Tz. 😂😂😂 hadi vijinini huko

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Umesnza kuokota picha?

Nami nikajiokotea picha kuonyesha tofauti yetu

 

[nairobae]

Let alone house number, hakuna nyumba yenye haina namba TZ (hadi zile mnazozibeza za uswazi ziko na namba). Hapo kenya kuna kitu kama hiki. 👇🏾View attachment 3196792hizi signage zipo in every single street that is found in Tz. 😂😂😂 hadi vijinini huko

Hizi munaweka na Dar is a slum imejaa vichochoro. Joke of the century. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[ndughuri msuya]

Na bado kurasini logistics centre iko mbioni kujengwa.

Hivi bado mpango huu upo?maana ulikuwepo kipindi cha kikwete.

 

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Tulia ufunzwe.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qK1RW5MkF1Q&t=141s

Haina tofauti na vijiji vya Moshi.

Mbweni

View: https://youtu.be/Uu95VpOzQ3c?si=nY84FIkCqqn7VbTY

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hizi munaweka na Dar is a slum imejaa vichochoro. Joke of the century. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Sasa sio Dar tu in case u don’t know, they’re all around the country 😂😂 yani hadi vijiji za kigoma huko utapatana nazo.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Haina tofauti na vijiji vya Moshi.

Mbweni

View: https://youtu.be/Uu95VpOzQ3c?si=nY84FIkCqqn7VbTY

Heb acha kuikosea heshima hii mbweni mkuu. Quality za barabara na usafi wake sio vya kulinganisha na kamtaa kokote hapo Naipori.

 

[nairobae]

Sasa sio Dar tu in case u don’t know, they’re all around the country 😂😂 yani hadi vijiji za kigoma huko utapatana nazo.

Unadhani hatujui, si tulikua hapa tukiona wengine wengine wakiweka hadi za miti, na kujiwekea majina za kushangaza. That's not how an address system works. Hua munapenda kufanya vitu kienyeji sana huko bongoslum.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Unadhani hatujui, si tulikua hapa tukiona wengine wengine wakiweka hadi za miti, na kujiwekea majina za kushangaza. That's not how an address system works. Hua munapenda kufanya vitu kienyeji sana huko bongoslum.

So kuwa na namba ya nyumba tu ni better kama mlivyokua huko kwenu.? 😂😂 and how can someone address mtaa fulani without having those signage.? Hizi zipo ulimwenguni kote ispokua taifa la kimaskini Kenya (coz you can’t afford) 😂😂duniani huko 😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Hizi munaweka na Dar is a slum imejaa vichochoro. Joke of the century. 🤣 🤣 🤣

Inaitwa putting lipstick 💄 on a pig 🐷….. 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Sama boy 255]

Inaitwa putting lipstick 💄 on a pig 🐷….. 🤣🤣🤣

Unaumia kinoma. Pole kwa maumivu. 😂😂

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

This is very far from the stadia we Lia tu mzee 😂😂

No words needed … debunked!

 

[nairobae]

Haina tofauti na vijiji vya Moshi.

Mbweni

View: https://youtu.be/Uu95VpOzQ3c?si=nY84FIkCqqn7VbTY

Mjifunze landscaping, hio mbweni ni estate bado inajengwa na tayari roadside imejaa vichaka. Mjifunze landscaping tafadhali.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPlsDncsn5Q&t=47s