Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

Kwa your mobile wallet najua hata huna Ksh 1,000😂😂😂.

MPESA huku Kenya ni mobile wallet na kazi yake kuu ni ya temporarily keeping emergency money. Majority of money people keep kwa Saccos and MMF. Alafu sasa how come unakubaliana na hiyo MPESA balance lakini payment ya 10,000 kwa hoteli unapinga?😂😂🤣😂

Lakini nimependa sana vile nimekutesa😂😂🤣

Hawa huwa wanakubaliana na wanachokitaka kuskia, sio ukweli.😂
Mwambie akuonyeshe MPESA balance yake uskie hadithi.😂

 

[muhogo_kiks]

Wanatusoma hadi college.

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Tuwaongezee maumivu kidogo.
Just so they know, there is a whole new terminal being built hapo Zanzibar, hiyo terminal wanaona it's already at its full capacity.
There is also a new terminal for VIP and business jet travellers being built too.
By mwakani Zanzibar airport will be on a whole another level


View: https://youtu.be/153v_6OxHes?si=7wuheA5fXeViiL_P

 

[Teargas]

Hawa hawajazoea cashless economy. Wachana nao.

Hawa ni wajinga kweli kweli😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Tatizo lenu no dharau, sasa hapo juu kuna kitu gani kipya hapo? Labda namba ya MMF companies mnatuzidi ila zipo za kutosha, mpaka a halal one

Sacco's huku ni vikoba, uliza uambiwe. Halafu hizo MMF mnaziuza kama safe investments, yani 100%safe........
Na haya madeni yenu,acha tuone siku bomu likiripuka.

How many of you even understand how money market works? Let alone having account in one. Kwanza I’m sure majority of Tanzanians hata hawajawaiskia something like money market na wale wenye JF wenye wameskia that name they knew it from me😂😂.

Saccos za Tanzania ni kama merry go round za Kenya, we call them digging a pit and putting your money inside, after 1 yr if you come back nothing will be added on top of whatever you saved.

 

[Teargas]

Hawa huwa wanakubaliana na wanachokitaka kuskia, sio ukweli.😂
Mwambie akuonyeshe MPESA balance yake uskie hadithi.😂

😂😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

How many of you even understand how money market works? Let alone having account in one. Kwanza I’m sure majority of Tanzanians hata hawajawaiskia something like money market na wale wenye JF wenye wameskia that name they knew it from me😂😂.

Saccos za Tanzania ni kama merry go round za Kenya, we call them digging a pit and putting your money inside, after 1 yr if you come back nothing will be added on top of whatever you saved.

Mtu maskini mpanda matatu Ana brag kuwa na hela ambapo kimsingi hauna 😂😂😂 inafurahisha sana.

 

[babayao255]

Mtu maskini mpanda matatu Ana brag kuwa na hela ambapo kimsingi hauna 😂😂😂 inafurahisha sana.

Huwa kwanini watu wasio na kitu wanapenda kutumia nguvu nyingi kuaminisha watu kuwa wana kitu? 😂😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Mtu maskini mpanda matatu Ana brag kuwa na hela ambapo kimsingi hauna 😂😂😂 inafurahisha sana.

Wewe baboon mambo vipi. I just invested this today morning in a MMF account.

Again you can't brag of what you don't have😂😂

 

[Kosugi]

Wakenya tuache kijidanganya

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Huyu jamaa nimemu appreciate,yani kaongea facts kabisa.
Sio kama baba levo alikua anaropoka.
Huyu kaongea kisomi na katoa mifano linganishi.
Huwezi ku claim una uchumi mkubwa halafu hata airport unashindwa kukarabati.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Huwa kwanini watu wasio na kitu wanapenda kutumia nguvu nyingi kuaminisha watu kuwa wana kitu? 😂😂😂

Akili za kimaskini ni shida kaka 😂😂😂 akili za kimaskini zinaweza Fanya mdomo kuliponza tako.

 

[The best 007]

 

[Teargas]

Akili za kimaskini ni shida kaka 😂😂😂 akili za kimaskini zinaweza Fanya mdomo kuliponza tako.

Baboon hiyo pesa nimeinvest najua ni mshahara wako wa miezi tano. So hasira zako usiniletee fukara hii😂😂

 

[Teargas]

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Mambo ya gorofa tulishaachana nayo Mr. Watchman. Are you aware that Westlands alone has more buildings above 30 floors than the entire Tanzania?

 

[Sama boy 255]

Baboon hiyo pesa nimeinvest najua ni mshahara wako wa miezi tano. So hasira zako usiniletee fukara hii😂😂

Mshahara.? 😂😂😂 Yani mimi unanieleza habari za mshahara.?

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Buhigwe Rural 🇹🇿

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Unadhani ingekuwa Kundustan,gavana angepora hili Jenga iwe HQ yake

 

[Teargas]

Mshahara.? 😂😂😂 Yani mimi unanieleza habari za mshahara.?

We all know wewe ni errand boy wa mwarabu na pesa anakulipa per can't even reach 10k and that's why unalishwa na msichana wa watu😂😂😂

 

[Kosugi]

Si utengeneze tuone, na usisahau kutengeneza hii part pia ya hiyo app😂😂

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Yani account nzima ina 1.2 million Tzsh!?
Halafu unakuja unakapost post hapa hako ka balance kako!?
😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Kosugi]

duuh kumbe tunaongea na maskini yaan balance ulinayo kwa mpesa ni 54000ksh sawa na 1.1mil hela ndogo sana kijana endele kupambana

Hata chakula anachodai kalipia 10k ni sawa na 200k za Tz.
Yani utupigie kelele kwa laki mbili za kitanzania??
Makalio kweli huyu.

 

[Sama boy 255]

We all know wewe ni errand boy wa mwarabu na pesa anakulipa per can't even reach 10k and that's why unalishwa na msichana wa watu😂😂😂

Sishangai Haya maneno kwasababu yanatoka kwenye kinywa cha maskini mpanda matatu 😂😂

 

[Marcelly]

Maji ya kutumia shida

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