Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

Ama kweli 😂😂😂

Huyo usisumbuane naye. Kashaiba picha mahali😂😂🤣

 

[The best 007]

Chagua wewe ni mshamba yupi kati ya hawa 👇🏾View attachment 3070839au huyu 😂😂👇🏾View attachment 3070840👋😂😂😂😂😂😂 ooh my God.. wewe ni fukara wa kutupa.

Mibaba mizima bado inasoma, leo hii imechelewa inaanza ku show off na simu, aloo 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Mibaba mizima bado inasoma, leo hii imechelewa inaanza ku show off na simu, aloo 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Wewe uliacha shule class 3 nyamaza😂😂🤣🤣

 

[ndughuri msuya]

Hii imewasaidia nn kuondokana na fedheha ya njaa na maandamano ya unga, mnapenda sana sifa za kijinga wasenge nyinyi.

Rais putin alisema,county where language is compulsory and agriculture is optional, will end up speaking good english with empty stomach.

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Soma ripoti ya 2024 za UN.
Kenya ni nchi inayopokea msaada wa chakula.
Hii ni ripoti ya UN uache ubishi wa KISENGE.TENA YA 2024.
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Hoa maku ligi yao 1 na south sudan na somalia,njaa moto

 

[The best 007]

Wewe nimekushinda na hilo is no longer a discussion. Ken pia amekushinda😂😂👇👇


Yani mwenye ako na Gari ashindwe kununua nguo? Watanzania mko na maneno kweli😂😂🤣
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Mambo ya kitoto haya unaleta, na hii inathibitisha jinsi gn tulivyokubabanisha na fake life yako, yani uchukue simu nyingine ujitumie msg mwenyewe alafu ujijibu u screen shot alafu utume humu ili kuondoa aibu uliyoweka humu siku ya leo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alafu kuonesha ufukara ulionao unakusumbua eti unaongelea mambo ya gari ndio ionekane haukuwa na mafukara wenzio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My take: Mibaba mizima bado mnasoma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Filaria]

Mambo ya kitoto haya unaleta, na hii inathibitisha jinsi gn tulivyokubabanisha na fake life yako, yani uchukue simu nyingine ujitumie msg mwenyewe alafu ujijibu u screen shot alafu utume humu ili kuondoa aibu uliyoweka humu siku ya leo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alafu kuonesha ufukara ulionao unakusumbua eti unaongelea mambo ya gari ndio ionekane haukuwa na mafukara wenzio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My take: Mibaba mizima bado mnasoma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na convo yenyewe ni yaleo😅😂😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Teargas ukiona wakihate wahurumie, ndio hawa picha zao hizi. 🤣 🤣 🤣
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We nae unataka tumuweke mzee humu uanze kulia lia kwa mods, nakushauri wacha hii maneno huwezi kabisa, tena wewe ni mwepesi kuliko paper 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Mambo ya kitoto haya unaleta, na hii inathibitisha jinsi gn tulivyokubabanisha na fake life yako, yani uchukue simu nyingine ujitumie msg mwenyewe alafu ujijibu u screen shot alafu utume humu ili kuondoa aibu uliyoweka humu siku ya leo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Alafu kuonesha ufukara ulionao unakusumbua eti unaongelea mambo ya gari ndio ionekane haukuwa na mafukara wenzio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My take: Mibaba mizima bado mnasoma 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Naona uko negotiation stage na ushashikwa na baridi pia😂😂🤣🤣 ama 2022 pia nilikuwa najitumia messages?😂😂👇👇

 

[ndughuri msuya]

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Njaa inawapeleka vibaya sana kunyan,TZ huwezi kukuta kitu kama hii,kunyan ni maskini mno,hapo yule polisi na yy anataka aokote water melon angalau na yy apate milo 2 kwa hiyo siku

Na hii water melon inatoka Tanzania. 😂😂

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Na hii water melon inatoka Tanzania. 😂😂

TZ hayo ni mengi,ukunyan wanakula wenye pesa tu ndio maana hao jamaa wamejiwahi

 

[The best 007]

Naona uko negotiation stage na ushashikwa na baridi pia😂😂🤣🤣 ama 2022 pia nilikuwa najitumia messages?😂😂👇👇

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Kwahiyo huwezi kuji save jina na likatokea hilo hilo!!? Kwanza wewe na huyo mwenzako si ndiyo hawa hapa au kuna wengine, nitolee upuuzi kaa mbali na umaskini wako 👇👇

 

[Filaria]

Hata kama ndo uvae nguo yenye imechanika ukashona kwa mkono?😂

Tanzanians have poor mindset, they think that ukiwa na pesa lazima uvae clads and trending clothes. No wonder most of them are poor😂😂🤣


Kuna mwingine niliona amenunua viatu vya 500 bob na ako na bedsheet moja😂😂🤣.

Anyway this the mentality between poor and rich people.

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[The best 007]

Hata kama ndo uvae nguo yenye imechanika ukashona kwa mkono?😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Kwahiyo huwezi kuji save jina na likatokea hilo hilo!!? Kwanza wewe na huyo mwenzako si ndiyo hawa hapa au kuna wengine, nitolee upuuzi kaa mbali na umaskini wako 👇👇View attachment 3070948View attachment 3070949View attachment 3070951

Mbona huna msimamo?😂😂🤣😂. Mara najitumia messages, mara ni “huyo mwenzako”. Amua kitu moja that you stand still on😂.

Hivi wewe uko hata na baiskeli?😂😂

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Wazawa

View: https://youtu.be/UjofBeRllXc?si=dFvkrCV-2_44Csv7

 

[The best 007]

Mbona huna msimamo?😂😂🤣😂. Mara najitumia messages, mara ni “huyo mwenzako”. Amua kitu moja that you stand still on😂.

Hivi wewe uko hata na baiskeli?😂😂

Nimekudharau sanaaa 🚮

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/niGYh8hYc2w?si=K9sOqbCAKFUpLqnR

 

[Teargas]

Nimekudharau sanaaa 🚮

I don’t care whether umenidharau or not. Do you have this?😂😂🤣🤣

Have you ever been to any 5*Hotel?😂😂🤣👇👇

Imagine huko 48yrs lakini nimekushinda mara mia tano😂😂🤣

 

[The best 007]

I’m a proud owner of a car at 27yrs years. What do you own? Uko 35yrs na huna hata kitanda😂😂🤣

27yrs ndio hili libaba kubwa namna hii? Tangu 2017 we upo 27yrs kila siku hivyo hivyo, kukua hutaki lkn unataka maisha mazuri, utapumuliwa kisogoni bwege wewe.