Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Kenya inatambuliwa kote.


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Hii imewasaidia nn kuondokana na fedheha ya njaa na maandamano ya unga, mnapenda sana sifa za kijinga wasenge nyinyi.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Mkenya akiri hakuna slums Tanzania asema masikini wa Tanzania anaishi vizuri kuliko middle class wa Kunyaland asema nyumba zote Tanzania ni za matajiri Kunyaland 😂😂😂

Wakenya wachanganyikiwa na Tanzania mmoja anasema anataka kuhamia Tanzania mwingine anasema kipindi wamekuja na wazazi wake wali tafuta mpaka shule wahamie Tanzania,


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Kijana mdogo wa miaka 25 amekuja Bongo amejenga nyumba kali kushinda hata maceleb wenu na ameanzisha biashara alafu anawachocha mnaona mmefika? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Unajua kitu kinaitwa marketing? Ukienda kwa watu kufanya biashara you make them feel special, hapo watanunua bidhaa zako kama upuzi. Ndio maana tunainvest kwenu, huku kwetu labda hao mabillionea wenu wahindi na Waarabu ndio wanaweza piga investments. Nyinyi weusi hamjui biashara.🤣 🤣

Alafu kuna vitu hujasema.
1. Pale aliposema Wabongo hawajui Air BnB ni nini (12:46). bado mko nyuma sana ya nyakati.
2. Hapo Bongo wanatambua Wakenya, they believe Kenyans have a lot of money. (17:46)
3. In Arusha, there are many buildings owned by Kenyans. (20:06)

 

[The best 007]

Kijana mdogo wa miaka 25 amekuja Bongo amejenga nyumba kali kushinda hata maceleb wenu na ameanzisha biashara alafu anawachocha mnaona mmefika? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Unajua kitu kinaitwa marketing? Ukienda kwa watu kufanya biashara you make them feel special, hapo watanunua bidhaa zakp kama upuzi. Ndio maana tunainvest kwenu, huku kwetu labda hao mabillionea wenu wahindi na Waarabu ndio wanaweza piga investments. Nyinyi weusi hamjui niashara.🤣 🤣

Alafu kuna vitu hujasema.
1. Pale aliposema Wabongo hawajui Air BnB ni nini (12:46). bado mko nyuma sana ya nyakati.
2. Hapo Bongo wanatambua Wakenya, they believe Kenyans have a lot of money. (17:46)
3. In Arusha, there are many buildings owned by Kenyans. (20:06)

Sheria zetu sio za kipuuzi kama zenu, hakuna mgeni kumiliki ardhi, kama haumiliki ardhi hiyo nyumba kajenga angani auu, tumia akili usitumie mata.k.o kufikiri.

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Waambie the JOKA bado halijaanza kazi. Linasoma mchezo kwanza.

Limeshaasimama msituni mara kumi halafu unasema halijaanza kazi?

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Sheria zetu sio za kipuuzi kama zenu, hakuna mgeni kumiliki ardhi, kama haumiliki ardhi hiyo nyumba kajenga angani auu, tumia akili usitumie mata.k.o kufikiri.

Hivi hili jengo mmiliki wake ni Mtanzania? Kwanza kuna 5-star hotel hapo Bongo inayomilikiwa na Mtanzania?
Usidhani Wakenya ni bongolala kama nyie.

 

[game over]

No wonder watu wanaopt kulala chini……nimesafiri na SGR usiku sijaona a single person hata anataka kulala zaidi ya a little nap kwenye seat, sasa hao jamaa zetu safari ya masaa 4 behewa zima limechoka mbaya mpaka watu wanalala sakafuni tells a lot about how discomfort that train is……..yaani unalala chini mahala ambapo kila mtu anakanyaga kwa safari ya masaa 4 tu? Aisee hii ni ngijangija kweli😂😂😂

Hilo nginanginja linakuchekecha hadi ufike unaumwa kila sehemu, plus vumbi na kunguni kwa uchafu wa wakunya na vyoo visivyo na maji,
When boarding kunyan old fashioned coaches lazima uwe na some strong NSAIDs kama vile Tramadol iv au morphine. Umeona kwenye comments wanaamua kulala kwenye sakafu kuliko kukaa kwenye kiti sababu wanasema hako kakiti ni kagumu balaa 😀😀😀

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Limeshaasimama msituni mara kumi halafu unasema halijaanza kazi?

Wivu utakuua wewe 'yesu wa tongareni'😎

 

[Geza Ulole]

Sheria zetu sio za kipuuzi kama zenu, hakuna mgeni kumiliki ardhi, kama haumiliki ardhi hiyo nyumba kajenga angani auu, tumia akili usitumie mata.k.o kufikiri.

wacha kupotosha nawe Mgeni anaweza kumilika productive land over 99 acres kupitia kampuni!

 

[Geza Ulole]

Hivi hili jengo mmiliki wake ni Mtanzania? Kwanza kuna 5-star hotel hapo Bongo inayomilikiwa na Mtanzania?
Usidhani Wakenya ni bongolala kama nyie.

Ukinitajia Mkunya anamiliki 5 star hotel mbali na Wanasiasa natoka humu!

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

wacha kupotosha nawe Mgeni anaweza kumilika productive land over 99 acres kupitia kampuni!

Asante sana Geza. Huyo watchman huongea upuzi sana.🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Asante sana Geza. Huyo watchman huongea upuzi sana.🤣🤣🤣

Tumalizane kwanza na issue hii

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Ukinitajia Mkunya anamiliki 5 star hotel mbali na Wanasiasa natoka humu!

Kwani Wanasiasa sio Wakenya? 🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Kwani Wanasiasa sio Wakenya? 🤣🤣

Hujiulizi Ukunyani ukiwa Mwanasiasa tu ndo unatoboa? Nenda Arusha na Zanzibar uone Watanzania wenye 5 star hotels na si wanasiasa ndo uje ujilinganishe!

 

[RRONDO]

Limeshaasimama msituni mara kumi halafu unasema halijaanza kazi?

Leo umepotea madam. JOKA ni EMU bado haijaanza operations. Pole na kazi.

 

[nairobae]

Sheria zetu sio za kipuuzi kama zenu, hakuna mgeni kumiliki ardhi, kama haumiliki ardhi hiyo nyumba kajenga angani auu, tumia akili usitumie mata.k.o kufikiri.

We pimbi, sheria zingine hua za kuliwaza watu maskini kama wewe. Waarabu wanamiliki Ngorongoro na wanafanya vile wanataka hadi wakawafukuza wamasaai wenye walikua wanamiliki ardhi huko.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Kijana mdogo wa miaka 25 amekuja Bongo amejenga nyumba kali kushinda hata maceleb wenu na ameanzisha biashara alafu anawachocha mnaona mmefika? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Unajua kitu kinaitwa marketing? Ukienda kwa watu kufanya biashara you make them feel special, hapo watanunua bidhaa zakp kama upuzi. Ndio maana tunainvest kwenu, huku kwetu labda hao mabillionea wenu wahindi na Waarabu ndio wanaweza piga investments. Nyinyi weusi hamjui niashara.🤣 🤣

Alafu kuna vitu hujasema.
1. Pale aliposema Wabongo hawajui Air BnB ni nini (12:46). bado mko nyuma sana ya nyakati.
2. Hapo Bongo wanatambua Wakenya, they believe Kenyans have a lot of money. (17:46)
3. In Arusha, there are many buildings owned by Kenyans. (20:06)

Huyo kijana unajuaje si Mtanzania?

 

[RRONDO]

Hivi hili jengo mmiliki wake ni Mtanzania? Kwanza kuna 5-star hotel hapo Bongo inayomilikiwa na Mtanzania?
Usidhani Wakenya ni bongolala kama nyie.

Kampuni ikisajiliwa Tz ina haki ya kumiliki ardhi. Hata Mkenya anaweza kumiliki ardhi Tz kama ana kampuni iliosajiliwa Tz ila sio kama yeye binafsi.

 

[RRONDO]

We pimbi, sheria zingine hua za kuliwaza watu maskini kama wewe. Waarabu wanamiliki Ngorongoro na wanafanya vile wanataka hadi wakawafukuza wamasaai wenye walikua wanamiliki ardhi huko.

Hizo HUNTING BLOCKS zipo miaka na miaka hata wewe unaweza kuuziwa. Pia kampuni ikisajiliwa Tz ina haki ya kununua ardhi.

 

[Nicxie]

Unaokoteza picha mtandaoni si ndio?

Tanzania tunayoijua ni hii hapa 👇👇View attachment 3069398View attachment 3069399

Huoni hizo ni screenshot za Google earth wewe mandazi? I took those screenshots myself.

Hii Dar yenu mtaikana hadi lini?

 

[Kosugi]

Umepewa hiyo statistics umeiona unauliza maswali ya kiduwanzi.
Nenda kafuatilie kwa ngazi za klabu kati ya Uefa champions league Na conference league aliyoshinda huyu Westham ipi ligi kubwa na ya kiwango cha juu.

Arsenal ishaiwin trophy gani in Europe?

So watu wanapewa Juice na Korosho before train iondoke? Tafuta watu wa kudanganya😂😂😀