Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Ama kweli 😂😂😂

Hicho ni kiswahili kijana wangu. Wasiwasi wako ni upi sasa?

 

[The best 007]

Ebu tujibu. Huwa unachima kisima?😂😂🤣🤣😂. Na these fingers ni za 50yrs kama sijakosea😂😂🤣

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Nitolee upumbavu wako, mana naona umemjibu mala.ya Rhaenyra Targaryen kwamba mm ni msomi ambaye sijapita konakona na wala sijatoka form four kwenda chuo kama nyie, ngoja nifanye mambo ya msingi ila samahani kama nimekuudhi leo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Teargas miss faivu sitaa oteli tuoneshe maisha yako tukuone.

 

[Geza Ulole]

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MY TAKE
International airport yet haina control tower na runway less than 3 km haiwezi ku-accomodate dreamliners!

Huu upumbavu mtaacha lini? Teargas

 

[Kosugi]

Stop Making noise😂😂🤣👇

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Nishamalizana na wewe.
Hata ungekua mahakamani umeshashindwa kesi.
Nimekuletea ripoti ya UN ikisema Kenya ni miongoni mwa mataifa yanayotakiwa kupewa misaada ya chakula.
Na hapo sijaiona Tanzania,embu argue kama msomi sio kama zezeta.

 

[Teargas]

Nitolee upumbavu wako, mana naona umemjibu mala.ya Rhaenyra Targaryen kwamba mm ni msomi ambaye sijapita konakona na wala sijatoka form four kwenda chuo kama nyie, ngoja nifanye mambo ya msingi ila samahani kama nimekuudhi leo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe sio msomi. Sasa Primary School Certicate ndio unapiga nayo kelele? Weka grades kila mtu aone how terribly to you failed 😂😂🤣🤣

This is my certificate with grades. Maths and Business I got A’s. Weka grades wewe watchman mzee kila mtu aone 😂😂

 

[President of China]

Teargas nataka ujue kidogo life status za watu (Miss faivu sitaa oteli). This is another New Royal Restaurant inazinduliwa kesho.
Important people tumealikwa. This sms from my phone.

 

[The best 007]

Teargas miss faivu sitaa oteli tuoneshe maisha yako tukuone.

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Mzee wa mindonga, kuna kipindi juzi juzi tu hapa alikuwa field ya kutumbua mishipa alivaa buti hilooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Buti lina mashavu aloooo 🤣 🤣 👇 👇

Leo kapiga buti la SGR kabisaa ☝️☝️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Olympics ndiyo nn? Kwanza sijui hata ratiba yake, incase you don't know, watanzania wengi hawana habari yoyote kuhusu olympic na hawafuatilii, yn uniweke kwenye TV niangalie mita 500000000000, hell no.

Kujeni muone watu wanavyojifariji huku 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Desperation and denial is a lethal combination.

 

[Teargas]

Teargas nataka ujue kidogo life status za watu (Miss faivu sitaa oteli). This is another New Royal Restaurant inazinduliwa kesho.
Important people tumealikwa. This sms from my phone.

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Ebu tuonyeshe hiyo message before ifunguliwe I want to show you something. You can’t be downloading messages online ndio ukuje kutudanganya nayo😂😂🤣😂😂🤣

 

[Teargas]

Mzee wa mindonga, kuna kipindi juzi juzi tu hapa alikuwa field ya kutumbua mishipa alivaa buti hilooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Leo kapiga buti la SGR kabisaa 👇👇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe watchman Kwani unaniogopa?😂😂🤣🤣 Unaogopa mdogo wako?😂😂🤣

 

[President of China]

Ebu tuonyeshe hiyo message before ifunguliwe I want to show you something. You can’t be downloading messages online ndio ukuje kutudanganya nayo😂😂🤣😂😂🤣

Mzee nakuonesha unachotakiwa kuona. SIyo kila kitu changu private ukione. Wewe endelea na mabo ya faivu sitaa oteli

 

[Teargas]

Mzee nakuonesha unachotakiwa kuona. SIyo kila kitu changu private ukione. Wewe endelea na mabo ya faivu sitaa oteli

Hiyo message umedownload mahali fala hii😂😂🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Unadhani mimi nina njaa kama wewe siyo 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Also kumbuka mimi ni mtaalam wa ICT
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Another downloaded message 😂😂🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Tanzania ni umaskini tupu. Hadi fare za 50 bob wanashindwa kulipa😂😂🤣


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[President of China]

Another downloaded message 😂😂🤣🤣

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Download na wewe utuoneshe hapa inayofanana na hiyo

 

[Teargas]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Download na wewe utuoneshe hapa inayofanana na hiyo

Kama myu ndio unaweza download picha yake na utudanganye ni yako, nini itakuzuia kutudanganya na SMSs?😂😂🤣

 

[President of China]

Kama myu ndio unaweza download picha yake na utudanganye ni yako, nini itakuzuia kutudanganya na SMSs?😂😂🤣

Umekosa point kijana wangu. Maisha yako ni ya chini mno. Nimekuonesha simple things umeanza kuhaha 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Nikikuonesha vitu vikubwa si utakimbia humu

 

[The best 007]

Tanzania ni umaskini tupu. Hadi fare za 50 bob wanashindwa kulipa😂😂🤣


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Yani wewe mwenye buti la SGR unaingia vi bar vya 200 sh ndio uite watu wenye train ya umeme maskini, haki ya mama wewe sio mzima 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Yani wewe mwenye buti la SGR unaingia vi bar vya 200 sh ndio uite watu wenye train ya umeme maskini, haki ya mama wewe sio mzima 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣View attachment 3071014

Wewe watchman usijaribu kuongea penye wenye pesa wanaongea. Yani wewe usiku ni watchman lakini ikifika mchana unachimba kisima🤣🤣😂😂