Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

Loan ikikata mtaenda kuchukua nyingine Ili Shilingi iwe stable au? 😁😁😁

It's already stable bongolala. Huoni madafu imelemewa?

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Hii imewasaidia nn kuondokana na fedheha ya njaa na maandamano ya unga, mnapenda sana sifa za kijinga wasenge nyinyi.

Njaa inawapeleka vibaya sana kunyan,TZ huwezi kukuta kitu kama hii,kunyan ni maskini mno,hapo yule polisi na yy anataka aokote water melon angalau na yy apate milo 2 kwa hiyo siku

 

[Nicxie]

Sideways mtazikuta mbinguni

Tuonyeshe yenu yenye mtakuta duniani

 

[game over]

Unyama ubungo

 

[King Rabbit]

Kumbe huu uzi bado uko LIVE

 

[NairobiWalker]

Huyo kijana unajuaje si Mtanzania?

Anaitwa Thee Pluto. He's a Kenyan YouTuber idiot.

 

[much know]

Kijana mdogo wa miaka 25 amekuja Bongo amejenga nyumba kali kushinda hata maceleb wenu na ameanzisha biashara alafu anawachocha mnaona mmefika? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Unajua kitu kinaitwa marketing? Ukienda kwa watu kufanya biashara you make them feel special, hapo watanunua bidhaa zakp kama upuzi. Ndio maana tunainvest kwenu, huku kwetu labda hao mabillionea wenu wahindi na Waarabu ndio wanaweza piga investments. Nyinyi weusi hamjui niashara.🤣 🤣

Alafu kuna vitu hujasema.
1. Pale aliposema Wabongo hawajui Air BnB ni nini (12:46). bado mko nyuma sana ya nyakati.
2. Hapo Bongo wanatambua Wakenya, they believe Kenyans have a lot of money. (17:46)
3. In Arusha, there are many buildings owned by Kenyans. (20:06)

Ardhi ya Tanzania sio sherabera kama ya kenya kwamba kila mtu anaweza miriki

 

[NairobiWalker]

Ardhi ya Tanzania sio sherabera kama ya kenya kwamba kila mtu anaweza miriki

The word is miliki, fool.

 

[much know]

We pimbi, sheria zingine hua za kuliwaza watu maskini kama wewe. Waarabu wanamiliki Ngorongoro na wanafanya vile wanataka hadi wakawafukuza wamasaai wenye walikua wanamiliki ardhi huko.

Wewe mama ardhi ya tz sio sherabera sasa mwarab unaweza fananisha na mkenya? Nyie tu ardhi yenu hamuwezi miliki mmewaachia wa kidinilezungu na kenyatta family

 

[NairobiWalker]

Sideways mtazikuta mbinguni

Sideways ndio mnyama mgani?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kampuni ikisajiliwa Tz ina haki ya kumiliki ardhi. Hata Mkenya anaweza kumiliki ardhi Tz kama ana kampuni iliosajiliwa Tz ila sio kama yeye binafsi.

Still ownership. Just in a bureaucratic way but still ownership. Doesn't change the fact that Kenyans own many buildings in Arusha. Hata hapa Kenya vitu vingi tunavimiliki kupitia kampuni tulizosajili.

 

[Reborn tkd]

Kijana mdogo wa miaka 25 amekuja Bongo amejenga nyumba kali kushinda hata maceleb wenu na ameanzisha biashara alafu anawachocha mnaona mmefika? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Unajua kitu kinaitwa marketing? Ukienda kwa watu kufanya biashara you make them feel special, hapo watanunua bidhaa zakp kama upuzi. Ndio maana tunainvest kwenu, huku kwetu labda hao mabillionea wenu wahindi na Waarabu ndio wanaweza piga investments. Nyinyi weusi hamjui niashara.🤣 🤣

Alafu kuna vitu hujasema.
1. Pale aliposema Wabongo hawajui Air BnB ni nini (12:46). bado mko nyuma sana ya nyakati.
2. Hapo Bongo wanatambua Wakenya, they believe Kenyans have a lot of money. (17:46)
3. In Arusha, there are many buildings owned by Kenyans. (20:06)

Usikute huyo mleta hiyo mada ni mtu mzima kama geuzwa ulambwe, kijana mdogo kama mimi tayari ni investor vumbistan 😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Watakwambia nionyeshe skyscraper 20km from CBD, alafu skyscraper yenyewe surrounding ni ushuzi tupu. Hivi Dar Kuna zoning kweli?

😂😂🤣🤣.

 

[Teargas]

Huyo kijana unajuaje si Mtanzania?

So The Pluto ni Mtanzania siku hizi?😂😂🤣

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Huoni hizo ni screenshot za Google earth wewe mandazi? I took those screenshots myself.

Hii Dar yenu mtaikana hadi lini?

Hapa ndio umeandika nini? Miji yetu Iko namna hii👇👇

 

[Teargas]

Hapa ndio umeandika nini? Miji yetu Iko namna hii👇👇View attachment 3069740

I’m struggling to find tarmac roads in this picture 😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

I’m struggling to find tarmac roads in this picture 😂

Fake James atakuja azoom akuoneshe Moja. Ngoja utaona.😂😂😂

 

[ChoiceVariable]

I’m struggling to find tarmac roads in this picture 😂

Zipo nyingi tuu mbona

 

[Teargas]

Mkenya akiri hakuna slums Tanzania asema masikini wa Tanzania anaishi vizuri kuliko middle class wa Kunyaland asema nyumba zote Tanzania ni za matajiri Kunyaland 😂😂😂

Wakenya wachanganyikiwa na Tanzania mmoja anasema anataka kuhamia Tanzania mwingine anasema kipindi wamekuja na wazazi wake wali tafuta mpaka shule wahamie Tanzania,


View: https://youtu.be/DFSmUvVFedE?si=l6VuYMzDN_wFNIff

Huyo anawachocha tu hili msupport channel yake COUPLE LOYALTY TEST. Mnapelekwa na maji na mko hapo mnapiga makofi😂😂😂🤣.

Anyway huyo Kijana ndio huyu hapa, hawezi tamani kuhamia Tanzania hata siku moja.

 

[Teargas]

Zipo nyingi tuu mbona View attachment 3069751View attachment 3069752

Which village is this?