Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[much know]

Leo Wabongolala wametambua kumbe huwa hawana stadiums. Huwa wanaona Benjamin Mkapa wanadhani wameshinda Kenya kwa stadiums. 🤣🤣

Nyie labda mnaweza kutushinda kwa tenders

 

[Simon]

Now, we get it?

View: https://twitter.com/swahilitimes/status/1766171491643666921?t=7TZ8NcYCK694ExBkwnNXgQ&s=19

 

[President of China]

Musiwaambie kama hii ni sinza magorofa Tu yanajengwa kila Kona

View: https://youtu.be/tzGlKdM3BXU?si=bvkB9bU8_q-N8ph-

Hii video inawapiga dole la kati Kundustan.

 

[Teargas]

Lini nyie nyang'au mtakuwa na rais mwanamke na muislamu wa kutoka pwani?😁

Hatutaki mwenye atakuwa ananyeshanyesha ovyo ovyo baadala afanye kazi.

 

[ichoboy01]

Hatutaki mwenye atakuwa ananyeshanyesha ovyo ovyo baadala afanye kazi.

Haya wanaume wenyewe sasa👇👇👇

View: https://twitter.com/NationAfrica/status/1766334241938231314?t=skGd8r_mWbSZNVWBrg0WFQ&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

View: https://twitter.com/StandardKenya/status/1766162176404860928?t=_vMej57j155fu9MXcnqvMw&s=19

 

[ichoboy01]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

View: https://twitter.com/Gesonso1/status/1766050154291904615?t=9QnoVOoa6r5QoDZzKyGAxg&s=19

 

[Munjombe]

Tazame hii video halafu sikiliza majibu ya mhandisi kujua kwanini tabu ya jangwani itaendelea kuwepo mahali pengine

View: https://youtube.com/watch?v=r6S_WvUN8uU&si=NOQMR2TV1dtmV8nf

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Hatutaki mwenye atakuwa ananyeshanyesha ovyo ovyo baadala afanye kazi.

Nyie nyang'au bado mna safari ndefu. Tangu uhuru ni kyuk na kalee tu. Mnaona hiyo ni sifa sio?😎😁😎

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/Ln3YNODs1Tg?si=frK3JYb5Y454dlYp

 

[Marcelly]

Afya ya akili ni tatizo mda wote yupo kwenye slum unadhania ni mchezo

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

View: https://twitter.com/Gesonso1/status/1766050154291904615?t=9QnoVOoa6r5QoDZzKyGAxg&s=19

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Afya ya akili ni tatizo mda wote yupo kwenye slum unadhania ni mchezo

Eti huyo naye ni msanii wao mkubwa, ha ha ha😎

 

[Marcelly]

View: https://twitter.com/zoomafrika1/status/1766376159564935446?t=fzNeayPJHEF2Is6DGBvTeA&s=19

 

[Nicxie]

Sasa unapojipa moyo kwa kuchagua visehemu vichache ili iweje? Je, kariobangi itabadilika? Je, Mathare itabadilika? Je, ma slums yataisha?

Hizo 'visehemu vichache' are a million times better than your sprawling uswazi hovels

More of Kariobangi 'slum'

Now compare with your middle-class areas below 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Nicxie]

Usifananishe Nigeria na hata wewe nguruwe pori.
Nigeria ina vipaji we kijana,Nigeria kipindi inapigwa ban KINA ALEX IWOBI KIBAO WAKO NJE WANACHEZA LIGI KUBWA.
KENYA UNA VIPAJI GANI WE JAMAA???
Kabla hata hujapigwa ban ligi yako haikuwa ikienda popote na kiviwango vya FIFA hukuwa unaenda popote ulibaki nafasi ileile miaka nenda rudi.

Wewe ulikuwa na upo nafasi ya ngapi sasa hivi na 'ubora' wa ligi yako mbona haikukusaidia kupata angalau bao moja AFCON?

 

[Nicxie]

The difference is, we up there among the best in the world in rugby while you are ranked number 119 in the world in football.

Tell that nikka this is where we belong

Yani tunapaa anga za juu

 

[Nicxie]

Hzo international matches mutacheza VP wakat hamulipi wachezaji pesa zao??🤣🤣

View: https://twitter.com/NationAfrica/status/1763063706437427237?t=WLhqwbI-hA0lTbEgr2eDsQ&s=19


Soccer ni investment kama huweki pesa KAZI ni kuweka maneno Tu na sifa Tu hakuna kitu utafanya 😄😄😄😄 kila siku utasingizia FIFA ban

Wewe nilishakuambua siku utaanza kuelewa kiingereza uje kwenye meza ya mazungumzo

 

[Marcelly]

View: https://twitter.com/mshambuliaji/status/1766360033539875019?s=19

 

[Nicxie]

Ile kariobangi slum hua hamuineshwi humu ndani 😀😀😀😀😀😀
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If that Google Earth image depicts a slum then what will we call these ones?

 

[Nicxie]

Mmeeona nyumba za Mathare, 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅 😅

Mmeona mtu anakaa pembeni ya uchafu, haya maghorofa yanajengwa hivi issue ya sanitation inakuwaje, matank ya maji taka yanaenda wapi, nyumba zote zina madirisha upande wa balconies tu, na ndio sehemu za kuanikia nguo.

Kuna Mkenya humu akasema wana purchasing power kubwa wanakula KFC, imagine mtu ana hela ya kula KFC hana hela ya kukaa sehemu nzuri na safi, kama sio mwehu ni nini

Hizi picha tuzitunze

Well bongolala, you think you put forward a point?

Okay, let me disect your points one by one and prove to you that blind patriotism won't save your asses.

1. You talked of mtu kukaa pembeni ya uchafu.
Well, this is a Dar es salaam

2. You talked of sanitation.
Again, this is the state of sanitation in Dar es salaam

Matank ya maji taka yanaenda wapi? Again refer to this pictures and tell me Mahali hizi za Dar zinakoenda

3. Apartments bila madirisha?
Well bongolala, tell me if these dream houses of your have windows in every section

4. About KFC, yes we have the money to eat in KFC and that's why there are more KFC branches in Nairobi alone than the entire Tanganyika