Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

🤣🤣🤣 Mr English man, can you please tell us the two big differences between the two sentences you constructed.?

MTU anaongea lugha za kishenzi za Gikuyu hawezi ona tatizo!

 

[ichoboy01]

Picha moja imemaliza kila kitu au nasema uongo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[IamLee]

Hii discussion imefanyika humu mara nyingi Sana. Hawa jamaa na kushobokea wachina hawajambo. Inaashiria uelewa Mdogo wa miji architecture na livability. Yani wao wakiona tu modern skyscrapers basi hiyo ndio kila kitu. Utasumbuka Sana. Huyo unayebishana naye ni mtoto asiyepita miaka 24, we can forgive him for that until he gets enough exposure.

How can someone in their right mind compare a city like Paris established in the 250 BC with a city which took off in 1990s alafu wana catch feelings 😂😂

 

[ichoboy01]

Loan loan loan inaua hawa kondoo 😂😂

View: https://twitter.com/ntvkenya/status/1761756734253679073?t=hJrwKfNzu5zGI3HHJZMSpA&s=19

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/vEyIFcw39zs?si=Ai6l3cEbrTxZ7IgU

 

[chongchung]

🫣🫥

 

[Kosugi]

View: https://twitter.com/TBConlineTZ/status/1761675006914822548?s=19

Cosmetic surgeryy!!???

 

[ChoiceVariable]

🔥🔥

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3xeqTTqtJl/?igsh=MWIwZ2d3anNmNnM1bw==

 

[buffalo44]

Ulitaka kukasirisha mtanzania mwambie mambo WiFi, Netflix, KFC, JAVA, Pizza Inn, Bolt, Uber, Glovo and other multinational brands.

Hapo lazima mkosane.

Kijana unajua unajichora ushamba wako? Kwanza leo vest yako umevaa vizuri?

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3xeLcdLGmb/?igsh=NXY2eGFkYWRsN2lv

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Cosmetic surgeryy!!???

View: https://twitter.com/Tanzaniawall/status/1761765663419293713?t=5Rr9zU8pvlOyTqzAQZrihw&s=19

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://twitter.com/CAFCLCC/status/1761746248346767628?t=pW3_VOpHcxC7h7-8gbMdQw&s=19

 

[nairobae]

Picha moja imemaliza kila kitu au nasema uongo 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hapa ni wapi? 😂 😂😂👇👇

 

[ichoboy01]

Hapa ni wapi? 😂 😂😂👇👇

Kwann picha ya usiku iko wapi picha ya mchana😂😂😂😂😂

 

[buffalo44]

That's not a TV showcase, that's a study table.

Alafu uje nikununulie Chakula, sawa?
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Hongera kijana una moyo, sasa hapo unajiona umeyapatia maisha?

No wonder miili yenu haina lishe kabisa

 

[nairobae]

Kwann picha ya usiku iko wapi picha ya mchana😂😂😂😂😂

Ju ghorofa zinabadilika usiku. 😂 😂 😂

 

[buffalo44]

View: https://twitter.com/Dj_ELLY_/status/1761658133460476124?t=d0KCtxIzo_SHHzBsi8zgnA&s=19

Alafu linatokea jitu linasema KFC na utumbo mwingine.

 

[buffalo44]

Today on Kenyan architecture vs Vitenge architecture we are doing bungalows.
This is Kenya's old school bungalow btw. The design was popular in the 90s.

Alafu kuna kitenge 🤣 🤣

Kuna kitu hapo nikwambie, hiyo ya juu hapo kenya inamilikiwa na watu wenye share ya keki ya taifa.

Hapo chini ya Tz, inamilikiwa na mtu wa kawaida na imejengwa na mafundi hata hawajaingia darasani.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

🙏🙏

View: https://twitter.com/Nishati2017/status/1761771414565044255?t=Kr0zbE2edIB7NRUFr4-0pA&s=19

My Take: Giza tumeachia Wakunya 😁😁

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3xmNabN0de/?igsh=MW0zbzZwZmJ3aTdxaQ==

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://twitter.com/dailynewstz/status/1761314348402708831?t=d6-qiyQOX3ViiNfe0fbSug&s=19