Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[NairobiWalker]

Today on Kenyan architecture vs Vitenge architecture we are doing bungalows.
This is Kenya's old school bungalow btw. The design was popular in the 90s.

Alafu kuna kitenge 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

A majestic school

 

[Teargas]

Today on Kenyan architecture vs Vitenge architecture we are doing bungalows.
This is Kenya's old school bungalow btw. The design was popular in the 90s.

Alafu kuna kitenge 🤣 🤣

Huku penye unakanyaga pia hawapendi.😂😂.

Mtanzania ni mwenye anaezapost hiyo nyumba ya hapo chini na ajigambe nayo na wewe ukipost ya juu anakuita mshamba😂😂.

Mtanzania anapost sahani ya mihogo tatu na juice kwa kibanda alafu anasema anaenjoy maisha lakini mkenya akipost Mushroom Chicken breast na Pork chops with lemon and honey drink atakuombia wewe ni mshamba😂😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Huku penye unakanyaga pia hawapendi.😂😂.

Mtanzania ni mwenye anaezapost hiyo nyumba ya hapo chini na ajigambe nayo na wewe ukipost ya juu anakuita mshamba😂😂.

Mtanzania anapost sahani ya mihogo tatu na juice kwa kibanda alafu anasema anaenjoy maisha lakini mkenya akipost Mushroom Chicken breast na Pork chops with lemon and honey drink atakuombia wewe ni mshamba😂😂😂

Atakuambia haijapakwa rangi kwa hivo ni poor quality. 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Atakuambia haijapakwa rangi kwa hivo ni poor quality. 🤣

Hawa ni watu wa ajabu sana. Nakuambia hii drama nimefanya hapa for the past few days have enabled me to fish these idiots out of their holes. Right now nawajua vizuri from;

Watu wachafu wa kutumia meza kama TV stand.
Watu wa kutegemea mabibi wawapatie pesa
Watu wenye hawajui car logbook ni nini
Watu wa kuedit ATM receipts na kuzikata kwa ruler.

 

[Kosugi]

Ushamba sio?
house 1

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House 2
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Kenya hawajui km kuna show/Tv case.
Kweli washamba

 

[RRONDO]

Wewe umechanuka kidogo. Sasa ambia mwenzako mambo ya kuweka TV kwa meza aachane nayo😂😂

Now show him your set up! BTW nipo kilimanjaro marathon kuna few Kenyan runners wako na chuma za uhakika X5, Disco 4,several Prado 150, Touareg second gen...wamejitahidi. Anyway only rich Kenyans can afford to come to kili not someone like you 🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Now show him your set up! BTW nipo kilimanjaro marathon kuna few Kenyan runners wako na chuma za uhakika X5, Disco 4,several Prado 150, Touareg second gen...wamejitahidi. Anyway only rich Kenyans can afford to come to kili not someone like you 🤣🤣

Why should I come to Kilimanjaro? Which business do I have there?

 

[RRONDO]

Why should I come to Kilimanjaro? Which business do I have there?

Huna hela.

 

[Teargas]

Huna hela.

So watu wote wenye hela wamekuja Kilimanjaro?

 

[RRONDO]

So watu wote wenye hela wamekuja Kilimanjaro?

No....show him your set up now.

 

[RRONDO]

So watu wote wenye hela wamekuja Kilimanjaro?

Ile set up isiokaa kishamba

 

[Teargas]

No....show him your set up now.

And why do you want me to come to Kilimanjaro?

For the pictures you are asking for you can scroll back to pages za nyuma utazipata huko.

 

[RRONDO]

And why do you want me to come to Kilimanjaro?

For the pictures you are asking for you can scroll back to pages za nyuma utazipata huko.

You can't afford.

 

[Teargas]

You can't afford.

So watu wote wenye wanaezaafford wamekuja?

 

[President of China]

So watu wote wenye hela wamekuja Kilimanjaro?

8 Year ulikuwa hivi 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[RRONDO]

So watu wote wenye wanaezaafford wamekuja?

I'm not talking about watu wote. I'm talking about you. You can't afford.

 

[President of China]

Msiseme hatukuwaambia


View: https://x.com/JAMVILAHABARI/status/1761654599750934571?s=20

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[babayao255]

8 Year ulikuwa hivi 🤣 🤣 🤣 View attachment 2915874

Huyu hohehahe ndo anasema nime-edit karatasi za ATM ama kuna mwingine! 😂😂😂