Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargas]

Wewe ni mshamba hadi unatunza receipt za KFC 😂😂😂 no wonder haujawahi kuona TV showcase

Hizo receipts nilikutunzia juu ulisema sijaikula KFC. Na wewe unajua hata KFC kanafana aje?😂😂😂.

Kesho tena ntakula in another multinational food joint na nikuonyeshe receipts 😊😊.

Actually wewe pia unafaa uanze kutunza zile zako za vibanda, ooh sorry. Kuna receipts kwa kibanda kweli?

 

[Teargas]

Huyu ametokea maisha magumu sana, wa kumlaumu ni babaake wala hata sio yeye kwahyo tusimlaumu, kwasababu ilibidi awe amezoea hivyo vitu tangu akiwa mtoto, lakini wonderful enough amevijua ukubwani na ndio haya wanasema "masikini akipata matako hulia mbwata" 😂😂😂 ataanza kuvizoea hivyo vitu na atajirekebisha

Maskini ni huyu hapa

I think kukunywa soda is always shida kwako and anytime umepata lazima upige selfie nayo.

To make it worse ni kibanda🤮🤮🤮

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hizo receipts nilikutunzia juu ulisema sijaikula KFC. Na wewe unajua hata KFC kanafana aje?😂😂😂.

Kesho tena ntakula in another multinational food joint na nikuonyeshe receipts 😊😊.

Actually wewe pia unafaa uanze kutunza zile zako za vibanda, ooh sorry. Kuna receipts kwa kibanda kweli?

😂😂😂😂 Aisee sawa, keep on entertaining us, comedian

 

[Sama boy 255]

Maskini ni huyu hapa

I think kukunywa soda is always shida kwako and anytime umepata lazima upige selfie nayo.

To make it worse ni kibanda🤮🤮🤮
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Sawa 😂😂😂😂

 

[Teargas]

😂😂😂😂 Aisee sawa, keep on entertaining us, comedian

I know hujaiona hata KFC kwa macho Yako. Wewe umezoea kukula low quality rice kwa kibanda, soda unakunywa Miranda ya 20 bob.

My lunch bill for one day can sustain you mwezi mzima😂

 

[Teargas]

Sawa 😂😂😂😂

Masomo huna
Kazi huna
Pesa huna

Uko na nini kijana?

 

[Sama boy 255]

I know hujaiona hata KFC kwa macho Yako. Wewe umezoea kukula low quality rice kwa kibanda, soda unakunywa Miranda ya 20 bob.

My lunch bill for one day can sustain you mwezi mzima😂

😂😂😂😂 Haya

 

[ChoiceVariable]

🙏🙏

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3wxZ0Wtrcg/?igsh=MTd2YW0xZGhob3J2ZQ==

 

[Marcelly]

View: https://twitter.com/YoungAfricansSC/status/1761647044668621168?t=Yu5sUoHHFgXnXkbW9wr73Q&s=19

 

[Marcelly]

View: https://twitter.com/raphyrodrick/status/1761657872817999946?t=mxB3GYch8mg9jAyN4wNMhA&s=19

 

[Teargas]

😂😂😂😂 Haya

Alafu mambo ya kusumbua msichana akununulie bundles uache, sawa?

 

[Sama boy 255]

Masomo huna
Kazi huna
Pesa huna

Uko na nini kijana?

Watu hawakuangi na masomo, wata wanakuaga na elimu ambayo wewe ndio huna 😂😂😂😂 na kukosa kwako elimu ndio kunafanya uwe hujui hata TV showcase 😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Nimeacha kuwaroast Sasa, I know these poor Tanzanians have no peace here.

Mambo ya KFC, Netflix, Bolt, Uber, Bolt na Pizza Inn nimeeacha. Staki nirogwe.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

🔥🔥

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3wkeB_Pjg4/?igsh=ODc4cGk2OXBvYWY1

 

[Teargas]

Watu hawakuangi na masomo, wata wanakuaga na elimu ambayo wewe ndio huna 😂😂😂😂 na kukosa kwako elimu ndio kunafanya uwe hujui hata TV showcase 😂😂

Hata sijui mbona I'm wasting my time with someone who uses snapshots to edit a 24" Itel TV.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Soko Kuu Njombe

View: https://twitter.com/Dj_ELLY_/status/1761658133460476124?t=d0KCtxIzo_SHHzBsi8zgnA&s=19

 

[The best 007]

TV stand ya nn na wakat TV iko juu ya Meza ya TV? Na inaonesha ulikuja mjini na mbio za mwenge 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hata mm ningekua na showcase ningeweka juu yake, mjaluo jinga kweli wewe

Huyo mnuka mavi ni fukara kweli kweli, kuna mambo huwa anazungumza wallahi hata NairobiWalker a.k.a KiberaWalker anajua kabisa jamaa ni mshamba.

 

[President of China]

Hizo receipts nilikutunzia juu ulisema sijaikula KFC. Na wewe unajua hata KFC kanafana aje?😂😂😂.

Kesho tena ntakula in another multinational food joint na nikuonyeshe receipts 😊😊.

Actually wewe pia unafaa uanze kutunza zile zako za vibanda, ooh sorry. Kuna receipts kwa kibanda kweli?

Kwahiyo kula KFC ndio deal 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Wewe bado sana.

 

[Marcelly]

Madeni

 

[IamLee]