Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Kosugi]

Peoples purchase parity

Purchasing power parity.
Umechapia mkuuu

 

[Kosugi]

Siku Azam itafikia Zuku kuja tuongee.

ZUKU NDIO UTUMBO GANI??
East Africa ving'amuzi vinavyoongoza kuuzika ni DSTV NA AZAM TV.
ZUKU UTAANGALIA NN??

 

[Kosugi]

1. Startime
2. Azam
3. DSTV

Sijawahi kusikia Zuku hapa mzee? Kwani huko kenya mnatumia zuku?

Na startimes ishaanza kupoteza soko soon Azam inaongoza.

 

[Teargas]

Ukiambiwa ni upuuzi mtupu ni vizuri kuchutama, acha kujifanya mjanja😎

Si ujanja. I'm just trying to educate your thick head. Try to know the meaning of every word before exposing your stupidity here.

 

[Kosugi]

Nani ametaja gorofa?
There are bungalows worth hundreds of millions and there are bungalows worth one million Kenya shillings. You have the tendency of speaking nonsense and forcing the narrative that you're not being understood.

You're a fool.

Hukuwahi kuwa na akili za kuelewa .
Labda nikutolee mfano utaelewa.
Nyumba kama hiyo Kenya inauzwajwe???
Nipe jibu.
Huwenda ukaelewa kwa mifano maana we ni akili mgando .

 

[Teargas]

Hukuwahi kuwa na akili za kuelewa .
Labda nikutolee mfano utaelewa.
Nyumba kama hiyo Kenya inauzwajwe???
Nipe jibu.
Huwenda ukaelewa kwa mifano maana we ni akili mgando .

This house is very ugly.

 

[Kosugi]

Watanzania wote ni wajinga.

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Nishamjibu mwenzako sitakupa jibu.

 

[The Eric]

Jamaa ni fala sana. He can't even construct a single English sentence yet he is here talking about grammar.

Shida iko wapi wewe construct ya kiswahili tuone.

 

[Teargas]

Hakuna vifo vya malaria bongo.
NIMEFANYA KAZI SEKTA YA AFYA KAMA AFISA TABIBU HAKUNA VIFO VYA MALARIA CASE CLOSED.

Between you and WHO tumaini nani?

 

[Kosugi]

This house is very ugly.

Umeambiwa ujibu nyumba kama hiyo kenya ni shingapi??
We hiyo nyumba umeiona ndani??
Kwanza ni imara imejengwa kwa tofali la block tena limelazwa pili kenchi zake treated na ni nene .
Kenya nyumba kama hyo shingapi??
Lete jibu

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Because I have exposed your stupidity ama?

Haisaidii kitu.

 

[Kosugi]

Between you and WHO tumaini nani?

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KWAHIYO KILA TAARIFA WHO WALIOTOA NI KWELI??
NIKUTAJIE TAARIFA ZA WHO AMBAZO ZILIKUA DISQUALIFIED??

 

[Marcelly]

Wanapenda vitu vya watu

Hivi ndio average wakenya huamini
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[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Shida iko wapi wewe construct ya kiswahili tuone.

Jamaa bado ana yale mawazo ya kizamani.😎

 

[The Eric]

Jamaa bado ana yale mawazo ya kizamani.😎

Wapuuz

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hukuwahi kuwa na akili za kuelewa .
Labda nikutolee mfano utaelewa.
Nyumba kama hiyo Kenya inauzwajwe???
Nipe jibu.
Huwenda ukaelewa kwa mifano maana we ni akili mgando .

Dude, nimekwambia bungalow ya 3 bedroom is a loong array of houses with different quality. Wacha nikupe somo kidogo maanake unakaa kidogo masomo huna.
There are three main factors that influence the price of a house.
1. Location
2. Size
3. Quality.
Two houses can be 3 BR bungalows but one will cost 3M while the other will cost over 100M.
Look at this Bungalow in Ridgeways. It is a 3BR bungalow. Rent yake pekee ni KES 350,000. Ridgeways is a premium neighborhood (Better than anything you can find in Dar by far) and the land that this house sits on alone will cost you a minimum KES 70M. If you sold this house, it will go for not less than 100M.

This one here is a bungalow in Karen going for 100M Kenya shillings.

Meanwhile this one is a 3BR in Kangundo road going for Ksh. 4.5M.

Now you see how foolish you sound? You can't say a 3BR bungalow in Nairobi goes for 10M when we have large ranges like this. Hizo nyumba za bongo unazosema ni 3BR ya 3M utapata zinakaa hivi na ziko mitaa ovyo yenye vumbi barabara hakuna. So logic yako ni ya kijinga sana na huna masomo wewe.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hakuna vifo vya malaria bongo.
NIMEFANYA KAZI SEKTA YA AFYA KAMA AFISA TABIBU HAKUNA VIFO VYA MALARIA CASE CLOSED.

Kwa hivo ikija Kenya statistica wanasema ukweli ila ikija Tanzania wanakuwa waongo?

 

[Chamoto]

Nasikia bwana Kamau wa Muigai alikuwa ana support apartheid regime kipindi cha waafrika kupigania uhuru.
Ndio maana kuna mbunge wa kenya alikuwa anajiita mzungu. Hata leo wakena wanajiita wazungu 🤣 🤣 🤣

Njonjo alikuwa hataki kupanda ndege inayoendeshwa na mtu mweusi. Self denial ya hawa jamaa zetu inasikitisha sana.

 

[Filaria]

Dude, nimekwambia bungalow ya 3 bedroom is a loong array of houses with different quality. Wacha nikupe somo kidogo maanake unakaa kidogo masomo huna.
There are three main factors that influence the price of a house.
1. Location
2. Size
3. Quality.
Two houses can be 3 BR bungalows but one will cost 3M while the other will cost over 100M.
Look at this Bungalow in Ridgeways. It is a 3BR bungalow. Rent yake pekee ni KES 350,000. Ridgeways is a premium neighborhood (Better than anything you can find in Dar by far) and the land that this house sits on alone will cost you a minimum KES 70M. If you sold this house, it will go for not less than 100M.
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This one here is a bungalow in Karen going for 100M Kenya shillings.
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Meanwhile this one is a 3BR in Kangundo road going for Ksh. 4.5M.

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Now you see how foolish you sound? You can't say a 3BR house in Nairobi goes for 10M when we have large ranges like this. Hizo nyumba za bongo unazosema ni 3BR ya 3M utapata zinakaa hivi na ziko mitaa ovyo yenye vumbi barabara hakuna. So logic yako ni ya kijinga sana na huna masomo wewe.
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Kitu special kwenye hz picha ni miti tu. Ukienda kilimanjaro na Arusha utakutana na nyumba zinazofanana na hzo na mazingra kama hayo kila kona.


Dar haiwez kuwa na mazngira kama hayo, its geograpghy.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kitu special kwenye hz picha ni miti tu. Ukienda kilimanjaro na Arusha utakutana na nyumba zinazofanana na hzo na mazingra kama hayo kila kona.


Dar haiwez kuwa na mazngira kama hayo, its geograpghy.

Ungesoma vizuri post yangu Na Nia ya kuelewa bila haraka ya kujibu, ungeona penye nimesema location is a big factor in the price of a house. Pesa utakazotumia kununua 3BR bungalow Muthaiga ukienda huko Arusha kwenu utajenga 10 mansions za 5 BR umalize. Hapo ndio wataalam wa Maisha husema you're purchasing mainly the status, not just the product.