Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[IamLee]

This much starlink satellites

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2jsGtkx5jB/?igsh=MXYyZGJ6OTczcGR6ag==

Vs African countries where starlink is available

 

[IamLee]

Ghana meter guage trains wakenya mnakwama wapi
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Nairobi commuter rail

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Mwaka huu hadi maji mtaita mma nyie nyang'au, na bado😎

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tC8aWq6WicQ

 

[Kosugi]

TZ hakuna Probox.
Toa mfano wa hiyo gari.

Probox huku tunabebea broiler kupeleka machinjioni

 

[Kosugi]

Mwaka huu hadi maji mtaita mma nyie nyang'au, na bado😎

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tC8aWq6WicQ

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
La mamayeeeee mpaka barabara zitalipiwa!!??

 

[Kosugi]

The fact that you brag about Ghana opening an assembly plant rather than asking yourself why not you opening it in Ghana

Kuna faida wao wakifungua kwetu kuliko sisi tukifanya uwekezaji kwao.
1)Mapato yataongezeka kulingana na kodi ya uwekezaji wao.
2)Ajira zitazalishwa kwa raia wa Tanzania.

 

[Kosugi]

Ati hakuna probox Tanzania 😂😂.

Look at the road.
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Hizo Probox wanabebea mifugo na mazao vijijini huko.
Mjini wafuga kuku wanapelekea machinjio.
Na unazikuta kwa kuhesabu.
Ila Kenya probox mnazipenda sana hata tamthilia zenu hamkosi kuziweka.

 

[Kiburi si uungwana]

Hizo Probox wanabebea mifugo na mazao vijijini huko.
Mjini wafuga kuku wanapelekea machinjio.
Na unazikuta kwa kuhesabu.
Ila Kenya probox mnazipenda sana hata tamthilia zenu hamkosi kuziweka.

Oi wazee, aaah!! Punguzeni vipigo basi, au kama mnawapiga wachapeni hata miguuni, huko vichwani mtawaua sasa. Mana hata wanavyoandika havieleweki na hyo ni dalili ya majeraha ndani ya ubongo. Wengne sio kama wamekimbia humu jukwaani. Wamepata stroke kwenye mikino kwa7bu ya vipgo vya kichwani. WAZEE DOZE DOZE... MTAUWAAAA

 

[coodip1]

They are imported at a age of 8yrs and below. Unlike in Tanzania where 99% of vehicles are 20 yrs old.

Those Proboves ni model ya 90s acha uongo hapa.

 

[coodip1]

Vipi hapa kijana?

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Huyo amezoea kula rice grade ya mwisho ile ya kupikia vitumbua au mchele kitumbo very cheap rice ndio maana kakupa zile bei anazonunulia yeye huko Naipori.

 

[coodip1]

Which animal eats Ugali as an important food to them?

We give our dogs ugali na dagaa huku.

 

[coodip1]

Wewe si unasema umesemo Microbiology!?
Unashindwa vipi kujua vyakula vinavyojenga ubongo?
Je, Israel wanakula Ugali? What about Scandinavia Countries wanakula ugali?
Check Nchi za Asia na Marekani.
Huko USA mahindi yanalimwa kwaajili ya kulishia Ng'ombe. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Hawa wanapenda kuiga wazungu kwenye kila kitu ila walipofika kwenye ugali wakashindwa usicheze na ugali mkuu 🤣🤣🤣
Hawa pia huwa wanafanya mashindano ya ugali kama vile wazungu wanavyofanya mashindano ya ku roll cheese downhill ila wao wanatumia Ugali.

 

[coodip1]

Which quality are you talking about? Je, umekubali huko kenya wali ni anasa? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Tell me how many people in Kenya can afford rice?

They cant afford ugali mpaka wanaandamana ndio itakuwa wali mkuu.

 

[coodip1]

Andika tu. What we know unashangilia kukula Chakula cha wafungwa😂😂

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Rice and beef kusheherekea miaka mia.

 

[coodip1]

Kumbe Rice and Beans is balanced diet in Kenya?
Wewe si umesoma biology!!!? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Huyu hajasomea biology wala Microbiology huyu kasomea laboratory science tena level ya certificate asitusumbue hapa.

 

[coodip1]

Yes, rice and beans ni balanced diet. One is carbohydrate and the other is protein. Or you didn't know that?

Acha uongo hapa haijakamillika hiyo det.

 

[coodip1]

The food preparation for prisoners in Kenya 👇View attachment 2883893😂😂😂😂😂 Dah

Hata gas wameshindwa kutumia. Huku Tz institution zote za serikali gas is a must.

 

[coodip1]

You don't know what a balanced diet is. It's not a must that you must all these food at a go ndio useme ari umekula balanced diet. If you eat ugali and greens that's a balanced diet for that day, tomorrow if you eat beans and milk that's not a balanced diet cause are proteins. If you eat

Acha kupotosha watu kwa kutetea upumbavu wako we are not ignorant like you we know what a balanced diet looks like so dont try to pull us down to your level of stupidity and beat us at your own comfort zone.

 

[coodip1]

The fact that you brag about Ghana opening an assembly plant rather than asking yourself why not you opening it in Ghana

Your myopic thinking will kill you I see that in a lot of Kenyans.

 

[coodip1]

Ati hakuna probox Tanzania 😂😂.

Look at the road.
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This is Kenya our cars dont have white plate numbers but yellow ones umejiumbua mwenyewe hapa 🤣🤣🤣🤣