Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Please just type in English. I am getting a terrible headache reading your Swahili

View: https://x.com/JenkinsWright07/status/1524146969396006912?s=20

 

[Apeche alolo]

Mnajivunia Kiswahili lakini ikabidi mumeanza kufundisha kizungu vyuoni 😂😂😂😂😂kwahio hicho kizungu hakipo china na japani ama vipi? nchi isiyokuwa na lugha yake ya asili nyie kila leo ni wadandiaji hamjielewi nchi nzima.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Hii thread si ilianzishwa na Tangawizi? Kila kitu mnatuma hapa huwa habari za Kenya. We give you sleepless nights

We kima umesoma title ya hii thread? Ni battle na ndio maana unaona Tanzanians wa humu wanapost kuhusu uozo wenu and guess what out of this thread hakuna mtanzania wa kawaida mwenye anajua chochote kuhusu kenya. Pitia hii uone kama hautalia 😂😂😂👇
View: https://youtu.be/WC-dffXM--0?si=U59xWVhUlpk_eJo4.

 

[Apeche alolo]

Mbona msifunge huo mpaka? Nyinyi mnapanda huku sisi tunakula tu. Mzalishe chakula kingi maana hatutaki kulala njaa

nyie mnazaliana kama kupe kwakuwa tunaingiza hela kwa kuwauzia ndio maana unaona haujafungwa ila tumeweka conditions tunazotaka sisi vipi hapo.

 

[Apeche alolo]

Vijijini wanasikiza American Hiphop yet hawajui hata Kizungu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

kweli mmetawaliwa mpaka karne hii kwa hio unajua kujua kizungu ni big deal sana mbona huku wanakijua tuu mzee wangu nyie mtu akijua kizungu ndo kamaliza kila kitu sio?

 

[Apeche alolo]

Last I checked, internet penetration in Kenya is more than 80% while in Tangawizi, not even half of your population has access to the internet.

haahaa sasa mkafanya nini mfano ndio iboreshe kibera basi kama ndio inaongeza pato la taifa wewe ni bure kabisa

 

[Fundi kitasa]

View: https://twitter.com/ze_mandevu/status/1748633167404167169?t=Y6jCeSLPX5Yb_wMYHF0KTw&s=19

 

[The Other Delo]

We kima umesoma title ya hii thread? Ni battle na ndio maana unaona Tanzanians wa humu wanapost kuhusu uozo wenu and guess what out of this thread hakuna mtanzania wa kawaida mwenye anajua chochote kuhusu kenya. Pitia hii uone kama hautalia 😂😂😂👇
View: https://youtu.be/WC-dffXM--0?si=U59xWVhUlpk_eJo4.

Hawatambui chochote kuhusu Kenya na wala hawatambui chochote kuhusu nchi yoyote ile, since your education system is in the pits. Kenyan primary school pupils know everything about every African country in their fingertips. So do not think you are special

 

[Apeche alolo]

Mnajivunia Kiswahili lakini ikabidi mumeanza kufundisha kizungu vyuoni 😂😂😂😂😂

mbona hakiitwi kikenya kikaitwa kizungu? nisaidie hapo ewe mtawaliwa unayeishi mwaka huu 2024

 

[President of China]

Please just type in English. I am getting a terrible headache reading your Swahili

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@meru.county.polit/video/7297923538214735110?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7320114351443183110

 

[The best 007]

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2017 April that was 8 years ago. Mnamaliza a whole decade mkijenga reli na hata umeme wa treni yenyewe bado mnabahatisha tu.

Hiyo ndiyo the longest SGR in Afrika, ulitaka ijengwe kwa miaka miwili kama diesel SGR yenu?

 

[The Other Delo]

mbona hakiitwi kikenya kikaitwa kizungu? nisaidie hapo ewe mtawaliwa unayeishi mwaka huu 2024

Now how is that my problem?

 

[President of China]

Please just type in English. I am getting a terrible headache reading your Swahili

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[The best 007]

Hii ni awamu ya Mama Kila kitu kimefufuka.

Magomeni Kota Second Phase in progress👇View attachment 2877383View attachment 2877384

View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cyu6NxoAfbm/?igsh=MTk1cWU2aDZsZDVjMw==

Tatizo lako wewe mda wote unawaza siasa, hujawahi kuwa real, always fake, always fake.

 

[Teargas]

😂😂😂 Seven eleven projectView attachment 2877634View attachment 2877636we hapo unaona 2 buildings.? 😂😂😂

Project imekwama since 2013.

 

[nairobae]

Mie nimeona kuwa kuna mashirika mawili yamesaini kufanya kazi pamoja.
Sijaona sehem imeandika Astral ni Kenyan owned.
Hiyo ni kampuni ya nje acheni kutaka vya watu.

Bongolalas always in denial. Usiwe pumbavu kizee.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

La mwisho la kukwambia haitakaa Somaliland ikamezwa na Somalia KAMWE.
Maana hawana hizo potential.
China anazo geopolitical potentials za kuimeza Taiwan ila Somalia hana.
Mjadala umefungwa.

Alisikika bwana Kosugi kutoka Hargeisa Somaliland akijifariji 😁😁

 

[Teargas]

Hiyo ndiyo the longest SGR in Afrika, ulitaka ijengwe kwa miaka miwili kama diesel SGR yenu?

300km mnajenga for 8yrs, only in Tanzania. Lazy like Nyerere.

 

[President of China]

Kingereza cha Kenya sasa 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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[The Other Delo]

We kima umesoma title ya hii thread? Ni battle na ndio maana unaona Tanzanians wa humu wanapost kuhusu uozo wenu and guess what out of this thread hakuna mtanzania wa kawaida mwenye anajua chochote kuhusu kenya. Pitia hii uone kama hautalia 😂😂😂👇
View: https://youtu.be/WC-dffXM--0?si=U59xWVhUlpk_eJo4.

UNIVERSITY OF DAR ES SALAAM STUDENTS

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlTEGUahWdY

VS UNIVERSITY OF NAIROBI STUDENTS

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HeDEiWT3N8