Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Moyale has better roads than Dar
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Nasikia njaa imewafanya mbuni ugali wa nyasi,hapo ushakula ugali wa nyasi umekutoa akili unaongea ujinga

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Kiswahili cha Pwani ya Kenya ndio best Na huko ndiko kilikoanzia. Soma historia.

Kile kiswahili cha yuwaja,yuwaenda,yuwala ndio kiswahili bora huko kwenu 😂,hao wa pwani wenu hawajui kiswahili uwa wanajifunza na kukariri maneno mengi ya kutokea TZ

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Waulize ile kivumbi walionyeshwa pale Masinga TT jana, lakini they make the place fun akina ephrawheelz, jowpimps, molley, akina Frisby etc, they are putting Tanzania on the map much respec. Si kama huyu muindi fake anaitwa ichogal😂😂

Unamjua my home boy jaysten jow pimps king of drifting 😂

 

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Tunaiunganisha mipaka 2 ya Tanzania na Malawi Kwa lami ,Kasumulu(Mbeya) na Isongole(Songwe).

Ukitoka Malawi kwenda Tunduma huna haja ya kupita Mbeya

View: https://twitter.com/Mwanahalisitz/status/1716405547245723781?t=ssTdIzpY5pTFf127lLyAqw&s=19

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://twitter.com/stripesnsigns/status/1714497027155902770?t=G7sKlUsOPlPWEMyI4fYaaw&s=19

 

[Kimbg]

Toa Takataka hapa we mkunya
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I told you, yaani hata huna aibu kupost mibasi ugly kama hizo!? Tanzania kelele tu. Mkikaa Tandale mnaanza kufikiria vile mna mabasi. Hamna lolote.

 

[Geza Ulole]

I told you, yaani hata huna aibu kupost mibasi ugly kama hizo!? Tanzania kelele tu. Mkikaa Tandale mnaanza kufikiria vile mna mabasi. Hamna lolote.
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Hii na dispropotionate chassis inaruhusiwa kabisa kupita barabarani Ukunyani? Ina body kama ndonga kipchoge!

 

[Geza Ulole]

Nimemuona leo hassan joho benjamin mkapa amevaa jenzi ya yanga ila picha naitafuta 😅😅😅😅
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Sasa kama Kundustan hamna cha kushabikia?

 

[coodip1]

Sasa kama Kundustan hamna cha kushabikia?

EPL yao na Hollywood yao ni hapa TZ 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Geza Ulole]

Nishasema, Watz huamini kilichopo akili mwao, bora wajiliwaze. Haya Tafta Buscar pia. Ama hizi za kwenda Western. Sijaweka za Coast na North
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None of the above hamna yenye basi 10!

 

[Geza Ulole]

I see martin air , i see air france , i see KLM ,
So which is which ?? Who own that aircraft?🤣

Rudisha ndege ya watu budaa mue munapenda vyenu inatosha 🤣🤣🤣

Is this kenya registration ?
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[ChoiceVariable]

I told you, yaani hata huna aibu kupost mibasi ugly kama hizo!? Tanzania kelele tu. Mkikaa Tandale mnaanza kufikiria vile mna mabasi. Hamna lolote.
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Kila mtu Ashinde mechi zake

 

[Mkwanzania]

Nishasema, Watz huamini kilichopo akili mwao, bora wajiliwaze. Haya Tafta Buscar pia. Ama hizi za kwenda Western. Sijaweka za Coast na North
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Bro umeshauriwa kwa upendo kabisa hii battle mkafanye na Burundi sisi sio size yenu. Unasema buses zinazoenda ushagoo sisi tunazungumzia buses zinaenda cross country huko. Sijui unaelewa?

Check vitu hivyo, Dar to Joburg alafu we unatuletea routes za ushagoo??

 

[chongchung]

Wow amazing awali hizi signs 🛑 zilikua zinatoka Kenya


View: https://twitter.com/stripesnsigns/status/1713155223881937177?t=j4PSADVpoWP_YOsaSxAXpQ&s=19

 

[Simon]

Mechi Inaanza Upya Leo

View: https://twitter.com/SportsarenatzTz/status/1716390802115497987?t=-fOh643AwwNjq4NbiFuQiQ&s=19

Ukiambiwa huna akili, ukubali!
Yan unapost chochote tu unachokiona bila kujiongeza akili

 

[babayao255]

Nionyeshe fleet hata ya basi tano za hiyo kampuni kama uko na guts 🤣🤣🤣.. hizi ni takataka gani by the way..?

Hiyo Ena coach kila mara tukijadili mabasi humu lazima wapost ya Kwanza kabisa, Kwani ndo kampuni bora kule kwao? 😂😂😂

 

[babayao255]

View: https://x.com/fgaitho237/status/1716545776082362716?s=46&t=4z9N13N0auLdtU4DeJ6fYw

 

[The best 007]

Hiyo Ena coach kila mara tukijadili mabasi humu lazima wapost ya Kwanza kabisa, Kwani ndo kampuni bora kule kwao? 😂😂😂

Nilitaka kusema hivyo hvyo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kile kiswahili cha yuwaja,yuwaenda,yuwala ndio kiswahili bora huko kwenu 😂,hao wa pwani wenu hawajui kiswahili uwa wanajifunza na kukariri maneno mengi ya kutokea TZ

Hicho ndio Kiswahili halisi. 'Hichi' chenu ni cha kulazimishwa na Mzungu akasema eti Kiswahili cha Zanzibar ndicho kitumike kama standard. But the original Swahili ni cha Lamu kikifuatwa na cha Mombasa.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Ukiambiwa huna akili, ukubali!
Yan unapost chochote tu unachokiona bila kujiongeza akili
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Piga Makoti basi we hater wa Samia

View: https://twitter.com/dailynewstz/status/1716696846939181557?t=VN-eE7hkXZcxXoQB2XWOEw&s=19