Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Wewe nadhani mgeni hapa. Subiri dawa yako nimeiweka jikoni.
Nina uhakika huu upumbavu utauacha siyo muda.

Mpumbavu niwewe. Umeshikwa makende kisha unajaribu kugeuza mada. Malengeee!

 

[tuusan]

Expressway cbd level

Sisi tumeopt BRT Labda uko badae sana

 

[President of China]

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Hii sasa kufanya investment ndio kucontrol. Nikikuita wewe ni mpumbavu nitakuwa nimekosea!?

 

[Mashashola]

Flyover zimejaa kibao Tz kwa ss, hakuna infrastructure ipo Kenya isiwepo Tz ila kuna infrastructures kibao zipo Tz huwezi pata East and Central Africa hata ulie huwezi badili huo ukweli

Hii sio flyover mgonja kifo, inaitwa expressway ya 27km na tz haina

 

[tuusan]

Daraja la 100metres limekua expressway?
Wacha kutumia kichwa kama dispenser ya mate

Sasa ilo ndio daraja au ulitaka uvuke na boat?

 

[President of China]

Mpumbavu niwewe. Umeshikwa makende kisha unajaribu kugeuza mada. Malengeee!

Sasa unataka kushika makende ya mwanaume wewe shoga nini!? Mimi mambo ya ushoga nimewaachia nyie mimi ni mtu wa Mungu. Endeleeni na kushika makende ya wanaume.
Wakenya mnashika makende.

 

[babayao255]

Kama Uhuru was miles ahead of him kwnn unamchukia sasa wakati Uhuru alikuwa mbele na kamzidi? Uliona wapi winner akawa na jealous kwa looser?

Yaani unamchukia rais wa nchi ambayo sio yako!
Yule mzee aliwanyoosha sana.

 

[XKALIBER]

Yaaaniii..tukifikiria...NI machozi tu yawatoka...

 

[Mashashola]

Sisi tumeopt BRT Labda uko badae sana

Brt ni ujamaa, expressway ni ubepari. Tofauti ya Kenya na Tanzania

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

Hoja yangu ilikuwa kuhusu SGR yeye ananiletea vitu tofauti kabisa na SGR.

Jamaa sijui vipi. mama anakopa mno na hela inapigwa kila kona. Waziri mkuu kila anapokwenda hela za miradi zimepigwa vibaya, matumizi ya serikali yako juu, viongozi wanasafiri hovyo na wanafikia mahoteli ya gharama plus traveling allowances na bado manunuzi ya V8.

Kwa jinsi mama anapigiwa promo na mambo yangekuwa yanaenda vyema, wangetupa takwimu za mapato kila mwezi, why wameweka kwapani? halafu mtu anakwambia tusipige kelele!

 

[Mashashola]

Sasa ilo ndio daraja au ulitaka uvuke na boat?

Mombasa kuna daraja pana kuliko hio

 

[tuusan]

Brt ni ujamaa, expressway ni ubepari. Tofauti ya Kenya na Tanzania

Ndio maana Kenyatta kachukua vyake mapema mko hapa kuchekacheka tu Ujinga,mafala nyinyi

 

[tuusan]

Mombasa kuna daraja pana kuliko hio

Upana sio issue kwanza ilmradi magari yanavuka

 

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[President of China]

Mombasa kuna daraja pana kuliko hio

Mombasa sasa

 

[ichoboy01]

Brt ni ujamaa, expressway ni ubepari. Tofauti ya Kenya na Tanzania

Aliekudanganya BRT ni ujamaa ma expressway ni ubepari ni nani hvi hii elimu munasomea wapi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kuna mchi gani ilioendelea haina BRT itafute na ukipata nitag

 

[Rhaenyra Targaryen]

Sasa unataka kushika makende ya mwanaume wewe shoga nini!? Mimi mambo ya ushoga nimewaachia nyie mimi ni mtu wa Mungu. Endeleeni na kushika makende ya wanaume.
Wakenya mnashika makende.

Mimi ni mwanamke ila siwezi shika makende ya kilaza kama wewe. Nina class mimi.

PS - Kushikwa makende ni figure of speech. Hukuenda shule wewe?

 

[tuusan]

Aliekudanganya BRT ni ujamaa ma expressway ni ubepari ni nani hvi hii elimu munasomea wapi kuna mchi gani ilioendelea haina BRT itafute na ukipata nitag

Masha akili zake ni zakuvukia barabara tu

 

[Mashashola]

Ndio maana Kenyatta kachukua vyake mapema mko hapa kuchekacheka tu Ujinga,mafala nyinyi

Mimi siwezi wacha gari langu nkapande brt nipakwe jasho na masharobaro na kukwama kwa junctions wakati naweza lipia expressway nifike na dakika kumi

 

[President of China]

Mimi ni mwanamke ila siwezi shika makende ya kilaza kama wewe. Nina class mimi.

Sura za wanawake wa kenya ni kama zombies