Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[coodip1]

Achana naye huyo anaonea wivu jina la mji wetu limekaa kiutamu kuliko jina la shit hole town yao wanayoita city.

Ndio maana nikamuuliza Nairobi ni neno la kimasai naona hajajibu mpaka sasa

 

[coodip1]

Nakubali maana ukiconvert asali na matunda ni gharama sana...jamaa wanakula first class foods

Asali matumda maziwa nyama etc

 

[Tony254]

Bus terminals za Nairobi, cjui wanapata wapi ujasiri wa kujilinganisha na Tz.View attachment 2210070View attachment 2210071View attachment 2210072View attachment 2210073

Angalia number plate wewe. Hii picha sio ya Kenya. Hapa Kenya number plate ya nyuma huwa na rangi ya manjano. Kwa hii picha yako hayo magari yana number plate ya nyuma yenye rangi nyeupe na maandishi ya samawati.

 

[IamLee]

Unaweza kuona elevated section ya express way ya mchina ilipoanzia na kuishia View attachment 2210079

Thika road on ground View attachment 2210062

A $150b GDP country.View attachment 2210049View attachment 2210050View attachment 2210051View attachment 2210053

PHOTOSHOP
Huwa hatubabaishi kwenye miradi, ona wapumbavu kazi zao, no wonder wanapiga picha za upande upande Screenshot_20220503-154548.jpg

TZ mnapenda fictions, fantasies and lies..
Elevated section sio 8km, thika road under construction, Tz is not a $150b economy and the expressway image is photoshoped 😅😅😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Road infrastructure in Kenya.

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Waambie hapa ni Nairobi usikie wakilia eti ni pori. Washamba kweli. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[NairobiWalker]

Angalia number plate wewe. Hii picha sio ya Kenya. Hapa Kenya number plate ya nyuma huwa na rangi ya manjano. Kwa hii picha yako kuna gari ambalo lina number plate ya nyuma yenye rangi nyeupe.
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Hapo ni Jo'burg. Yani kulingana naye, juu ya hiyo Mbezi station eti sasa Dar imeishinda Jo'burg.🤣🤣🤣

 

[babayao255]

Wapi aerial za TV? Oooohhh nilikua nimesahau hamna stima.

Hiyo Jangwani bomoa bomoa ilishapita miaka mitano iliyopita.

 

[Tony254]

Yani Uganda gdp bado sana lol...anyway waingie LMIC's hili block letu la EAC lin'gare zaidi

Wakianza kuzalisha mafuta hutaamini macho yako. Gdp yao itakuwa kwa kasi sana bora pesa ya mafuta isiibiwe na wanasiasa.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Kumbe soja hujui maana ya ground.

Umesema soja. Heeeheee🤣🤣🤣

Nakumbuka tukiangalia Vioja Mahakamani Olksanda Josphat alikuwa anakataa yee sii Soja, yeye ni Munija. Hii kijana ni munija. 🤣🤣

 

[IamLee]

Yani vimaendeleo vyote unavyoona wanapiga kelele humu vipo kwenye haka kaeneo kadogo View attachment 2210098

Hako kaeneo kadogo kanagenerate annual revenue ya $50B ilhali Tz yote kwa jumla...$70B 😂😂😂😂

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hiyo Jangwani bomoa bomoa ilishapita miaka mitano iliyopita.

Mkakubali wakabomoa dream houses? 🤣

 

[coodip1]

Wanaijengea Tz mabasi ila wao wanatumia haya, upendo wa ajabu huu ndugu zanguView attachment 2209970View attachment 2209971View attachment 2209972

Simply they cant afford their prices.

 

[babayao255]

Mkakubali wakabomoa dream houses?

 

[Tony254]

Vipi maendeleo, unahisi mnawakaribia?

India ya mtu mmoja mmoja unaijua wewe? Ama unadanganyika na skyscrapers za Mumbai tu?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Hizo nyumba chache babaa. Hii Uswazi ni 80% ya Dar. Zikibomolewa zote hamna jiji hapo.

 

[kikihboy]

 

[nairobae]

Hizi ni nguzo za nini?

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Poles sio stima hizo zinaweza kua hata coconut trees. 🤣 🤣 🤣 Kama nadanganya tuonyeshe hii area usiku tuone hio stima. Hakuna aerial, hakuna TV, hakuna stima.

 

[nairobae]

Hiyo Jangwani bomoa bomoa ilishapita miaka mitano iliyopita.

Tuonyeshe hio kiwanja, unajua Dar hamna estates, mitaa zote zinafana tu hivi.

 

[Tony254]

Hapo ni Jo'burg. Yani kulingana naye, juu ya hiyo Mbezi station eti sasa Dar imeishinda Jo'burg.🤣🤣🤣

The best 007 yaani unacheka watu wa Johannesburg ukidhani unacheka watu wa Nairobi? Huyu jamaa leo kachanganyikiwa sana. Halafu kumbe johannesburg pia ina maeneo yaliyoparara hivi? Hii ni evidence kwamba hakuna mji barani Afrika ambayo haina maeneo yaliyochakaa.

 

[Fundi kitasa]

Wakianza kuzalisha mafuta hutaamini macho yako. Gdp yao itakuwa kwa kasi sana bora pesa ya mafuta isiibiwe na wanasiasa.

Tunachuku aalmost the same percentage anayochukua mganda kwa kila pipa la mafuta linalopita tanzania kwaiyo nyinyi Ndio mjiandae kifkra