Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

Uhuru Gardens, one of the many recreational facilities in Nairobi.

Dar bado sana

 

[Nicxie]

Nairobi Arboretum. Nairobi has no competition in this region when it comes to nature conservation

 

[Nicxie]

City Park. Where else can you find this in a city in his region?

 

[Lusematic]

Central Park, Nairobi
View attachment 1988186View attachment 1988187View attachment 1988188View attachment 1988189View attachment 1988190View attachment 1988191View attachment 1988192View attachment 1988193View attachment 1988194View attachment 1988195View attachment 1988196
Watanzania nyinyi hurelax wapi hapo Dar is slum jiji la joto?

hao watu wanalala lala kizembe hawana shughuli za kufanya

 

[Nicxie]

hao watu wanalala lala kizembe hawana shughuli za kufanya

Watu hulala kizembe hata New York, the capital of the world. Ukistaajabu ya Nairobi, ona ya New York below. This is Central Park in NY

Stop looking for flimsy excuses na vijisababu just because Dar is slum lacks such facilities. You can't have it all in this life

 

[komora096]

[emoji849][emoji849]luku ndiyo ile kitu bei kali ??? Sasa kama ni hivyo ujue mtz awezagi kukwepa vinyesi vya kenya FLYTOILETS hiyo luku si itaharibika kwa kukanyaga kinyesi mimi nashauri angevaa buti za mvua tu

We hujui kupiga luku mzee kubali tu yaishe

 

[Don YF]

watz wanajua sana kuchocha. huyu mtangazaji asee

I liked this response in the comments., clueless Tanzanians wametapakaa everywhere kujipiga kifua tu., 😂

 

[Lusematic]

Watu hulala kizembe hata New York, the capital of the world. Ukistaajabu ya Nairobi, ona ya New York below. This is Central Park in NY
View attachment 1988301View attachment 1988302View attachment 1988303View attachment 1988304
Stop looking for flimsy excuses na vijisababu just because Dar is slum lacks such facilities. You can't have it all in this life

huoni tofauti hapo,

lala ya chokoraa yakikenya ni jobless & hopeless lala ya hao wadau wa upande wa pili ni wamelala in attension smartness wapo so active

 

[TEMLO DA VINCA]

Hawa wanafunzi wa huko kunyaland

Hao ndio wakunya wa kesho

Wanaweza choma bweni kwa sababu za kipumbavu

Hii ndio maana halisi ya akili za wakunya

No wonder wanagongwa kila siku kwenye mikataba huko kwao sababu Wana depression since their childhood.

So sad kwa kweli serikali ya kimasikini italazimika kujenga tena hayo mabweni[emoji1787]View attachment 1988114

Kwani ukiwa shule Kwenda kuangalia mpira si unatoroka au Siku hizi wanaomba ruhusa?
Hahahaaa unashindwa kutoroka unachoma bweni aseee BURE kabisa hao

 

[Don YF]

Watanzania kujeni mkenue meno huku mkifurahia mandhari tulivu ya Nairobi ya kibaridi

Uhuru ParkView attachment 1988198View attachment 1988199View attachment 1988200View attachment 1988202View attachment 1988203View attachment 1988204View attachment 1988205View attachment 1988206View attachment 1988207View attachment 1988208View attachment 1988209

There is a time in Nairobi watu walisema hii pyramid iliyozinduliwa na Pope John Paul II wakati ali zuru Kenya eti ni wa kishetani.., conspiracy theorists! Mungiki almost removed it and some religious fanatics from some extreme cults.., eti ya freemason sijui illuminati, yada yada lol!., 😂 😂 ., won't forget., they said if u remove the plates on the small triangles on the sides kuna label ya jicho kama dollar ya marekani.,

 

[Nicxie]

huoni tofauti hapo,

lala ya chokoraa yakikenya ni jobless & hopeless lala ya hao wadau wa upande wa pili ni wamelala in attension smartness wapo so active

Tuonyeshe yenu ambapo watu wamelala ''attension'' smartness tuone

 

[Don YF]

Tuonyeshe yenu ambapo watu wamelala ''attension'' smartness tuone

Kule ni balaa., mizembe vimezubaa kishenzi.., tabia za kipwani si unazijua.., ya Kenya iko far better., watu wanachangamka..,

 

[Nicxie]

There is a time in Nairobi watu walisema hii pyramid iliyozinduliwa na Pope John Paul II wakati ali zuru Kenya eti ni wa kishetani.., conspiracy theorists! Mungiki almost removed it and some religious fanatics from some extreme cults.., eti ya freemason sijui illuminati, yada yada lol!., 😂 😂 ., won't forget., they said if u remove the plates on the small triangles on the sides kuna label ya jicho kama dollar ya marekani.,

View attachment 1988333

Hii dunia ukianza kusikia maneno ya watu na kuyaamini unawezapotoshwa sana. Conspiracy theorists at their best. The world is so full of conservatives I tell you

 

[Lusematic]

Tuonyeshe yenu ambapo watu wamelala ''attension'' smartness tuone

zipo ,sema watu wa dar huwa hawana time na hayo maeneo na si watu wakuzagaa zagaa hovyo ,mara nyingi hupendelea kuchil beach

 

[Nicxie]

Kule ni balaa., mizembe vimezubaa kishenzi.., tabia za kipwani si unazijua.., ya Kenya iko far better., watu wanachangamka..,

The whole of Dar is slum has no recreational park. Not even a single one. Hiyo ndio kitu kinauma huyo bongolala. Hata golf course wako na moja tu

 

[Nicxie]

zipo ,sema watu wa dar huwa hawana time na hayo maeneo na si watu wakuzagaa zagaa hovyo ,mara nyingi hupendelea kuchil beachView attachment 1988344View attachment 1988346View attachment 1988347View attachment 1988348View attachment 1988350View attachment 1988351View attachment 1988352View attachment 1988353View attachment 1988354

Picha za hoteli!?
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤔 🤔
Hebu tuambie majina za hizo ''parks'' jinsi nilivyokuwa nikitanguliza jina ya park kabla ya picha[/ISPOILER]

 

[Don YF]

Big Economy while you can't feed your people, spear my ribs please[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

I will spear them, position yourself properly, I hardly miss😂 😂 😂 😂..,

 

[Nicxie]

I will spear them, position yourself properly, I hardly miss😂 😂 😂 😂..,

TKO!

 

[game over]

Watu hulala kizembe hata New York, the capital of the world. Ukistaajabu ya Nairobi, ona ya New York below. This is Central Park in NY
View attachment 1988301View attachment 1988302View attachment 1988303View attachment 1988304
Stop looking for flimsy excuses na vijisababu just because Dar is slum lacks such facilities. You can't have it all in this life

Pale uhuru park kuna vibao vimeandikwa ‘Don’t just seat here ‘
Hapo tofauti ni kuwa hao wa Nairobi ni Broke, juakali, Jobless
Na hao wa NY ni Watalii na watu wanaofanya outing out of their planned personal timeoffs

 

[Nicxie]

Pale uhuru park kuna vibao vimeandikwa ‘Don’t just seat here ‘
Hapo tofauti ni kuwa hao wa Nairobi ni Broke, juakali, Jobless
Na hao wa NY ni Watalii na watu wanaofanya outing out of their planned personal timeoffs

Tuonyeshe zenu ambazo watalii na watu wanaofanya outing huenda. Mbona kelele?