Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Trubarg]

Hiyo inakuonyesha venye mabwenyenye wako wengi KE hadi inabidi nyumba zijengwe kwa wingi ili wauziwe. Hatuishi nyumba za kurithi ukumbuke, vijana ni kujituma sio kungoja kugawiwa mali na babaako! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Bwanyenye ni wachache sana...waliokaribu na big 3 peoples...Kenyata, Raila na Ruto

 

[Mac Bully 001]

English sio chochote Tanzania hata wakisema hamna speaker shwari tu

Aibu kwenu mnavyooabudu kumbe hata kuizungumza kizungumkuti 😅😅😅

Tunaiabudu kwani ni Mungu... 😂

 

[Naton Jr]

Acha kunifurahisha, mkuu hata grandma wangu yuko radhi umzungumzie kiingereza sababu ataelewa, alisoma, ila sio Kiswahili, hicho alisema alikianguka akiwa shule.
Mfano mzuri, media stations nyingi hu broadcast na kiingereza, Kiswahili mara moja moja kwa special segment yake ya news. 😂

80% media zinazosikilizwa zaidi Kenya ni tribal media ndio maana mnazo nyingi 😅😅😅

Kila kabila lina radio na TV yake in vernaculars 😅😅😅

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Swala ni Huyu Mnyama,
Jifunze Lugha fasaha mkunya.View attachment 1814363

Acha ungese basi! 🤐😂😂😂👇 👇 👇

 

[dopchinski]

kenya budget = Tsh78.7 trillion.......
😮😮😮😮😮😮

 

[game over]

Zanzibar inaenda kua independent state na Suluhu ambaye ni Mzanzibar atasaidia kwa hilo.

Tanganyika ikibaki na wajinga wote sababu Zanzibar ni ya wajanja, Kenya itacolonize Tanganyika kiuchumi na kila upeo wa maisha

Hehehe, kumbe hiyo ndiyo ndoto ya common mkunya, a reason msingempenda JPM milele,

Watu mnaenda mavi kwa vichaka halafu mnasema kucolonize sijui mnacolonize vichaka
kunyans are funny, wasee wa kwenda mavi kwa vichaka

 

[Mac Bully 001]

80% media zinazosikilizwa zaidi Kenya ni tribal media ndio maana mnazo nyingi 😅😅😅

Kila kabila lina radio na TV yake in vernaculars 😅😅😅

Hujui biashara, ndio maana kila kitu kwako ni ukabila. Utabaki hapo hapo, wacha mwenzako aingize hela, ukiwa umetoa meno nje tu! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Na ujue zote hizo ziko regulated na government bodies, so hakuna utopolo unaweza ongea ukose kushikwa ka ni hatia. Sio huko kwenyu media houses mnatiwa baridi na wanasiasa kwa kazi zenyu, acheni uoga wa kifala. 😂

 

[game over]

uchaguzi tayari umeiva
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Mkuu una ile ya 5 New world class Stadiums,
Haki ni mjinga pekee ataamini maneno na ahadi za mlevi

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Hehehe, kumbe hiyo ndiyo ndoto wa common Mkunya, a reason msingempenda JPM milele,

Watu mnaenda mavi kwa vichaka halafu msema kucolonize sijui mnacolonize mavi kwa vichaka
Kunyans are funny, wasee wa Kwenda Mavi kwa vichaka View attachment 1814365View attachment 1814366View attachment 1814376

In urban Tanzania, the prevalence of OD has remained at 2% (1990–2010) while the practice has increased from 10% to 16% in rural areas .As a result, an estimated 5.3 million rural inhabitants practiced OD in 2010.

Ending Open Defecation in Rural Tanzania: Which Factors Facilitate Latrine Adoption?

Diarrheal diseases account for 7% of deaths in children under five years of age in Tanzania. Improving sanitation is an essential step towards reducing these deaths. This secondary analysis examined rural Tanzanian households’ sanitation behaviors and attitudes in order to identify barriers and...

www.mdpi.com

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Mjini huko!

 

[game over]

In urban Tanzania, the prevalence of OD has remained at 2% (1990–2010) while the practice has increased from 10% to 16% in rural areas .As a result, an estimated 5.3 million rural inhabitants practiced OD in 2010.

Ending Open Defecation in Rural Tanzania: Which Factors Facilitate Latrine Adoption?

Diarrheal diseases account for 7% of deaths in children under five years of age in Tanzania. Improving sanitation is an essential step towards reducing these deaths. This secondary analysis examined rural Tanzanian households’ sanitation behaviors and attitudes in order to identify barriers and...

www.mdpi.com

Mjini huko!

Tehetehetehe,
Angalia hiyo video,
Wachafu sana nyie jamaa ndio maana kipindupindu kimeshamiri sana Nairobi.
That river Nairobi is full of human shit all over,

 

[Geza Ulole]

 

[Geza Ulole]

Hehehe, kumbe hiyo ndiyo ndoto ya common mkunya, a reason msingempenda JPM milele,

Watu mnaenda mavi kwa vichaka halafu mnasema kucolonize sijui mnacolonize vichaka
kunyans are funny, wasee wa kwenda mavi kwa vichaka View attachment 1814365View attachment 1814366View attachment 1814376

Pata picha kijiji kinaitwa Banana halafu unakutana na bango hili! Heeey imani yote inanipochoka yaani ni mwendo wa kunyata na kukagua njia nzima nisikanyage kimba! 🙆‍♂️ 😳

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Tehetehetehe,
Angalia hiyo video,
Wachafu sana nyie jamaa ndio maana kipindupindu kimeshamiri sana Nairobi.
That river Nairobi is full of human shit all over,

Hata mimi nimeona! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Ending Open Defecation in Rural Tanzania: Which Factors Facilitate Latrine Adoption?

Diarrheal diseases account for 7% of deaths in children under five years of age in Tanzania. Improving sanitation is an essential step towards reducing these deaths. This secondary analysis examined rural Tanzanian households’ sanitation behaviors and attitudes in order to identify barriers and...

www.mdpi.com

 

[Mashashola]

Hehehe, kumbe hiyo ndiyo ndoto ya common mkunya, a reason msingempenda JPM milele,

Watu mnaenda mavi kwa vichaka halafu mnasema kucolonize sijui mnacolonize vichaka
kunyans are funny, wasee wa kwenda mavi kwa vichaka View attachment 1814365View attachment 1814366View attachment 1814376

Tanganyika cannot and will never defeat Zanzibar kwa kivita if Zanzibar declared secession.

Tanganyika has no Navy

 

[game over]

Tanganyika cannot and will never defeat Zanzibar kwa kivita if Zanzibar declared secession.

Tanganyika has no Navy

Hehehe,
There is only one, United Republic of Tanzania poor mkunya,
Mtaumia sana, nchi hii ni moja na itabaki hivyo Milele
Mind you we are over 140 tribes here in Tz na hutasikia chokochoko za kikabila kama huko kunyaland, Imagine with only marely 40 tribes you kill each other in hundreds thousand folds per election, (how many are going to die in 2022??? 200k? 300K? 1M?? no one knows )
You wish we could be as failed state as that banana republic of Kunyaland, a country that has been ruled by one tribe for over 60years
But this time around Kalenjins will revenge if their boy won't be granted presidency for that failed state.

 

[The best 007]

Its now official the nairobi brt will be electric, first in africa.View attachment 1813853View attachment 1813854

Hizi stations zenu mbn za kimagumashi hivi, kweli Wakenya ni wababaishaji, yn mnaona bora mlipue lipue mradi tu na nyie muonekane mna BRT zen mjipe moyo kwamba mpo level moja na Tz.

Ona BRT stations zinavyojengwa maamaeee co mnajenga leo kesho imemalizwa, mwendo machuma, onaa the on going BRT station at Ilala Boma

 

[Matrixx]

Do you understand the term "trap"..!!???
Is when you see the wide road and narrow one,but because you don't know the meaning of the word " trap",you decide to chose the wide one which takes you to hell

Do do understand the meaning of PPP or it’s lost in translation from English to Swahili!

 

[The best 007]

Kila station inajengwa karibu a flyover,View attachment 1813861View attachment 1813857

Nimecheka sana wakuu, yn hawa jamaa ni hawana akili ata kulia chakula, oneni hivyo vi station vyao vya BRT, hata watu 20 tu hawatoshi alafu ona zetu

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Hehehe,
There is only one, United Republic of Tanzania poor mkunya,
Mtaumia sana, nchi hii ni moja na itabaki hivyo Milele
Mind you we are over 140 tribes here in Tz na hutasikia chokochoko za kikabila kama huko kunyaland, Imagine with only marely 40 tribes you kill each other in hundreds thousand folds per election, (how many are going to die in 2022??? 200k? 300K? 1M?? no one knows )
You wish we could be as failed state as that banana republic of Kunyaland, a country that has been ruled by one tribe for over 60years
But this time around Kalenjins will revenge if their boy won't be granted presidency for that failed state.View attachment 1814415

Wewe Mchawi, kibuyu chako peleka kwingine, KE hutapata kitu ka ni hivyo unagojea. Unaumia ukiwa wapi, ulitaka upewe urais wewe? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Nimecheka sana wakuu, yn hawa jamaa ni hawana akili ata kulia chakula, oneni hivyo vi station vyao vya BRT, hata watu 20 tu hawatoshi alafu ona zetuView attachment 1814422View attachment 1814423

Engineer uchwara kwenye ubora wake! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣