Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

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Kelele yako hapo Tandale won't change anything
Hizi ni watanzania wananunua?
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Na zipouzika wanafanyaje?? Kma ndio wateja hakuna sasa anafanyaje mmiliki??🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Huu mchanga ndio unaita zege boss? Ni macho huna ama ni akili? 🤣 🤣 🤣

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Nyumba unazionaje ?? Za kifakhari au sio za kifakhari rudi kwenye mada ya nyumba kwanza 🤣🤣🤣 hapo kila mmoja amejenga nyumba ya dream yake sio ile ya kurent besitter alaf munaitwa middle class

 

[ichoboy01]

Nje ya Nairobi na Mombasa hiyo

Angalia sasa anatuonesha vijumba wanavoishi farmers wa chai🤣🤣🤣 mwekezaji kawapa vijumba wakae hapo hapo walime mpaka dunia isimame

 

[Geza Ulole]

Inaumaee 😅

 

[Nicxie]

Na zipouzika wanafanyaje?? Kma ndio wateja hakuna sasa anafanyaje mmiliki??🤣🤣🤣

Ndio maana kila siku nakuuliza kama unajua kitu kinaitwa 'market analysis and trends.' Siku utajua ni nini hutasumbuka kuuliza hilo swali tena.

 

[ichoboy01]

This is the Nairobi version of dream houses:





















People in DAR ni to dream big!! This issue of building 3 bedroom bungalows that do not even cost more than KShs 3m and calling it dream houses is a big joke. That is a dream that can be achieved by age 28. What the hell are you doing with the rest of your life ... 🙄 🙄

Is that dream house ???🤣🤣🤣 au investor anajenga nyumba mia kwenye compound yake alaf kazi yenu kwenda kurent apate pesa ya kununua ardhi nyingine ajenge tena mukapange manake munazaana kama kuku lakini ndoto ya kumiliki ardhi hamuna mpaka dunia itasmama🤣🤣👇👇👇

 

[ichoboy01]

Haha dream house ya 3bedrooms nmecheka sanaa

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yani hawa ukiwaskiliza utacheka sana na hapo amerent anakwambia dream house

 

[ichoboy01]

Sawa.

Anatuonesha nyumba wanazoishi farmers walioajiriwa na mwenye shamba la chai 🤣🤣 alaf mutasema wakenya ni wazima kweli?

 

[ichoboy01]

Siokima ipo machakos, Tinny Nairobi bila other Tinny counties nyingine ni village

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 waskilizeni tu hua wanahangaika sana

 

[Geza Ulole]

 

[ichoboy01]

Yani wanahangaika kuona wanasoma number yetu kwenye mambo ya msingi

Siku hzi munapost nyumba wanazoishi farmers walioajiriwa kwenye mashamba ya chai ???🤣🤣 ndio mumefkia hapo

 

[ichoboy01]

Budaboss, hamna barabara hata moja hapo iliyo na zege au lami. Zote ni udongo unless unataka ubishi tu.

Now u see dream houses sasa ushajifunza nn maana yake 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

tuusan this is Eastlands, where majority of Nairobians live. The equivalent of Uswazi in Dar.

Wamerent au wamenunua?? Hebu nijibu tuone??🤣🤣🤣🤣 Zinamilikiwa na taasisi ya serekali wakishirikiana na investors je wame rent au wamenunua??? Bila hasira plz

 

[ichoboy01]

Gari ya mumbis! Ukimpa Mumbi Bentley na Probox achague, a Mumbi will go for a probox as that is the only car their World knows!

Yani hio ndio dream car yao sasa anafananisha na dream house 🤣🤣🤣 yani mijitu mijinga hii sijapata kuona

 

[ichoboy01]

Naona mnajaribu kutengeneza tengeneza ila bado. Most are still unpaved.

So unataka kuaminisha watu kwamba mbagala ni masaki ama🤣🤣🤣 umeona dream house sasa kaeni muote nyumba za kurent kwamba na nyinyi ni middle class

 

[ichoboy01]

Naona mnajaribu kutengeneza tengeneza ila bado. Most are still unpaved.

Yani masaki iwe unpaved hahahah kweli leo nimecheka sana 🤣🤣🤣 masaki ni kunwa sa na mombasa alaf leo unatuambia masaki sio paved 😅😅😅😅 kweli dunia inazunguka

 

[ichoboy01]

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Wapi nyumba za wenye dream zao?? Hakuna lazma utuoneshe estates tukikuuliza who owns them najua utanitajia na unawajua ni wale wale 🤣🤣🤣🤣 au nasema urongoo

 

[ichoboy01]

That distance tu hakuna estate yoyote Nairobi yenye that huge size of area na bado hapo hata theluthi ya masaki hajacover

Ingekua ni estates za Nairobi umbali huo tayari angekuwa keshafika kajiado na matakoz😅😅😅

Masaki ni kubwa sawa na mombasa 😂😂😂

 

[Don YF]

Is that dream house ???🤣🤣🤣 au investor anajenga nyumba mia kwenye compound yake alaf kazi yenu kwenda kurent apate pesa ya kununua ardhi nyingine ajenge tena mukapange manake munazaana kama kuku lakini ndoto ya kumiliki ardhi hamuna mpaka dunia itasmama🤣🤣👇👇👇
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Semi illiterate vipi kaka braza.,,😂😂😂., Wakenya wataendelea kununua na kujenga utake usitake, umasikini wa kiaina wa Tanzania baki nao wewe., laana zako hazitofaulu kwa Kenya, fikra zako ni za ki witchcraft hivi., ama wewe ni sorcerer? Unatamani na kuombea mabaya wa Kenya, na kukomesha, hapa ni mwamba, ukweli tumeanika wivu sasa imekujaa hadi basi😂😂😂😂😂., vumilia tu., ni kama una amini majini wewe, vile una reason wewe!.😂😂😂😂😂., Utateseka kabisaa hadi upate ukombozi.😂😂.,

 

[Don YF]

Slum dwellers wanachangamka, not just boda boda riders alone, give them next few years.., aggressiveness 💪.sio uzembe na hadithi za vijiweni.,

Mtu ana anzisha company, slum dwellers buy stake in it, yaani wanaelewa biashara ya ulimwengu wa sasa, owning shares. Je south?