Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Reborn Ktb]

Anajiumbua kishamba sana😂😂😂😂.,yaani Tz hawana SACCOs? Ndio maana ni masikini wa kutupwa! Do they even have merry go round thing? Kama ile ya wa mama., chama thing?., 😂😂😂😂

Imagine Ichoboy kwao ndo msomi eti😂😂😂 alafu kuna mwingine Venus Star kwao ni IT expert😂😂😂😂 tanzania ina safari ndefu sana😁😁😁

 

[Naton Jr]

ichoboy01 ona vitu ulivyo leta kabla ya kuishiwa na pumzi., am comparing na za Nairobi.., ona tofauti ilivyo too obvious😂😂😂😂 mbio za sakafuni huishia ukingoni, sasa ni hadithi na vijisababu uchwara humu😂😂😂
1.Dar es salaam
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NairobiView attachment 1789673
2. Dar es Salaam
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3.Dar es Salaam(pumzi ilianza kuisha akarudia same ☝️different angle😂😂)
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Nairobi bado ikajibu tu💪.,
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4. Dar es Salaam(kakimbilia upper class, lakini bado!!)
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Nairobi anamjibu na Eastlands 😂😂View attachment 1789688
5. Dar es Salaam (kaleta dream houses, am not putting here, matako ya Dar naijua so sigusi) hapa Dar 0.,

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6.Dar 0 (mahali Kiswahili ilianza, eti ownership blah blah etc)

Nairobi
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7. Dar 0..,(Kiswahili kiliendelea kashindwa kuleta picha)

Nairobi
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Na wenzangu walileta kadhaa, akina Kasarani, Buruburu., Greenspan etc..,

Dar kulikoni?

90% Nairobi people live here

 

[Don YF]

Huyo jamaa nimegundua ni school drop out, imagine grown man hajui sacco ni nini😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

SACCO is a Kenyan thing, Kuna siku Ghana were doing a study on SACCOs from Kenya., So usishangae hajui hilo, shida yake nikupingana ata vitu obvious, na kujifanya anajua yet hajui, ana pick anything kwa mtandao then anatumia ku argue na haelewi😂😂😂😂., hasikii vizuri kuona Nairobi inalambisha Dar sakafu kwa middle na low middle class residentials(average standards).., sasa tukienda kwa upper middle na upper class je? Si atanyamba vumbi humu😂😂😂😂.,kama akina Runda, Lavington, Kilimani, Loresho, Karen, Muthaiga, Spring Valley, Woodley etc., si atahema, ju ka oyster bay hakawezi karibia😂😂😂😂😂.,

 

[Naton Jr]

Kariobangi 2 million Kenyans calling home

 

[Don YF]

90% Nairobi people live here

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Data iko wazi tu., Eastlands carry 60% of Nairobi, Kibera ni Southlands, with a population approx 200k., jinyonge pole pole, jibu mliKosa sasa nikutafuta matako ya Kenya kujikomboa., nenda kalilie kwa choo sio mimi nili ijenga Nairobi., na sio mimi niliwajengea Dar.., wewe vumilia sindano ikuingie vizuri😂😂😂😂.,

 

[Don YF]

Kariobangi 2 million Kenyans calling home

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Povuuuuu😂😂😂😂😂., Wapi middle class za Dar?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂,. utajiharia hadi basi...,

 

[Naton Jr]

Pipeline slums 😅😅😅

 

[Naton Jr]

Data iko wazi tu., Eastlands carry 60% of Nairobi, Kibera ni Southlands, with a population approx 200k., jinyonge pole pole, jibu mliKosa sasa nikutafuta matako ya Kenya kujikomboa., nenda kalilie kwa choo sio mimi nili ijenga Nairobi., na sio mimi niliwajengea Dar.., wewe vumilia sindano ikuingie vizuri😂😂😂😂.,

Hiyo sio Kibera mjomba 😅😅😅

 

[Don YF]

Kariobangi 2 million Kenyans calling home

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Dar iko na matako yake pia mbaya tu, but siendi huko.,😂😂😂😂😂😂, siwezi jishusha chini kwa level yako😂😂😂😂😂😂., yaani mkishindwa lazima mtafute pakutokea,.., wivu itawauwa siku moja😂😂😂😂😂😂, jinyonge tu brathe.., unatia huruma😂😂😂😂

 

[NDINDA]

DSM April 2021 Progress Video: Dar to Morogoro
Wakenya karibun mtoe tongotongo [emoji91]

Kali sana

 

[Don YF]

Hiyo sio Kibera mjomba 😅😅😅

Hara kabisa hadi raha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂., tafuta google yote, historia na latest pia..., jisaidie masikini Naton Jr😂😂😂😂😂., jiliwaze kabisa😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Naton Jr]

Huruma slums 😅😅😅😅

Hosts 700k Kenyans

 

[komora096]

Ndio maana Kenya ni slum capital, maana yake ni eneo dogo watu wengi hiyo ndio simple meaning ya slum

Populated Small area with very limited resources

Bwahaha!!nyali imejaa estates kibao tofauti tofauti na wanaoishi hko ni watu wanaojiweza..
Sasa ndio nlikua nalinganisha idadi yq hzo sehemu mbili[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Naton Jr]

Hara kabisa hadi raha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂., tafuta google yote, historia na latest pia..., jisaidie masikini Naton Jr😂😂😂😂😂., jiliwaze kabisa😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hii flyover Mbona hujawahi kutudokeza kama ipo Nairobi? 😅😅😅

 

[The best 007]

Hii flyover Mbona hujawahi kutudokeza kama ipo Nairobi? [emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

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Na hawezi kukuambia kwamba ipo Nairobi hiyo [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[komora096]

Ahadi kuhsnei budget ina ahadi miambili utekelezaji ni asilimia 0.1 [emoji1][emoji1][emoji1][emoji1]

Ndio manake sai rais na mwenzake raila wameleta BBI ili iweke mambo sawa, haiwezekani pesa zitolewe kw ahadi na wakati kuna mbinu nyingi sana moja ni hyo ya kutunga sheria ya kupeleka mpunga wa mana mashinani

 

[The best 007]

Kumbe ndiyo maana huwa wanasema wana interchange nyingi [emoji3516][emoji3516][emoji3516][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[Naton Jr]

Dar iko na matako yake pia mbaya tu, but siendi huko.,😂😂😂😂😂😂, siwezi jishusha chini kwa level yako😂😂😂😂😂😂., yaani mkishindwa lazima mtafute pakutokea,.., wivu itawauwa siku moja😂😂😂😂😂😂, jinyonge tu brathe.., unatia huruma😂😂😂😂

😅😅😅😅 Mimi kuonesha sehemu majority of Kenyans calling home ndio roho mbaya? 😆😆

 

[komora096]

Wanaelewa sana ila wanajitoa ufahamu tu [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

Population ya nyali waionaje mzee[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Naton Jr]

Na hawezi kukuambia kwamba ipo Nairobi hiyo [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

😅😅😅😅😅😅 Am shocked