Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Wacha nikija na nyanga ndio watajua, michezo yetu sia utoto, hata "Cardi B" na "Actor Robert Knepper"(prison break) who played Theodore “T-Bag” wanajua hivyo ndio maana wakayasifu kwenye Twitter! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Umaskini wa kutupwa Kenya.
Kisumu Taxi
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Kisumu TAXI
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Old is gold, they're still in use na ka wataka kujikumbusha old times, unapanda tu baiskeli, anafaidi mwenyewe, na maisha inasonga. Sio kila mtu ana hela ya boda au taxi!

 

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Umaskini wa kutupwa Kenya.
Kisumu Taxi
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Sijakataa, ziko na zitakuwepo. Umaskini upo na bado huyo jamaa wa baiskeli hata labda kakushinda kimaisha, wengi wao, manyumba wamejenga, watoto wamesomesha hadi vyuo vikuu na hata mashamba wanayo, Bibi zao wanalima, hawalali njaa, wewe je. Umetegemea "salary"??? 😂 😂 😂 😂

 

[President of China]

Ponda sana, na bado hutamfika! 🤣

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Kitu kama hiki cha nini sasa. Maisha ni usafi. Huoni uchafu huo!?

 

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Kisumu TAXI
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Alafu hapo Kisumu sivyo kulivyo sahi, hiyo picha imekula chumvi, kaangalie KISUMU ya sasa ilivyokaangwa ikakaangika, acha kabisa! 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[President of China]

Alafu hapo Kisumu sivyo kulivyo sahi, hiyo picha imekula chumvi, kaangalie KISUMU ya sasa ilivyokaangwa ikakaangika, acha kabisa! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Kisumu kama kisumu 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

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Kitu kama hiki cha nini sasa. Maisha ni usafi. Huoni uchafu huo!?
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Uchafu gani, wewe huna akili. Hivi Amber Rutty, ni wa mkoa gani, dadeki!!! Mnaliwa tu, na bado nina thread ya news hapa naogopa kuitupia nisije nikapigwa Kick, inasema jamaa flani huko Bongo alidakwa na polisi wa msako usiku, walipompeleka station, wakamla hiyo sehemu, askari watatu, jamaa mmoja, yaani hadi askari mchezo ni huo, duh! GOMORRAH HIYO NAIONA!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

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Kisumu kama kisumu 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Afadhali useme kibera, Ati Kisumu, labda ya kwenyu lakini sio ya odinga! 🤣

 

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Yahesabu hayo,hiyo ni asubuhi tu,hiyo ni ubungo terminal

 

[President of China]

Uchafu gani, wewe huna akili. Hivi Amber Rutty, ni wa mkoa gani, dadeki!!! Mnaliwa tu, na bado nina thread ya news hapa naogopa kuitupia nisije nikapigwa Kick, inasema jamaa flani huko Bongo alidakwa na polisi wa msako usiku, walipompeleka station, wakamla hiyo sehemu, askari watatu, jamaa mmoja, yaani hadi askari mchezo ni huo, duh! GOMORRAH HIYO NAIONA!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Mavi hayo Mzee. Baada ya kwenda choose hajatawaza. Picha haidanganyi Mzee
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Mavi hayo Mzee. Baada ya kwenda choose hajatawaza. Picha haidanganyi Mzee
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Nionyeshe wewe mwenye mijimacho extra, sioni mimi!

 

[President of China]

Afadhali useme kibera, Ati Kisumu, labda ya kwenyu lakini sio ya odinga! 🤣

Unaijua Nyalenda Slums. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

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Unaijua Nyalenda Slums. 🤣 🤣 🤣
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Unajua maana ya slum suburbs? Hata nyumba za tofali ambazo hazijajengwa kwa mpangilio bado ni suburb ujue! 🤣

 

[President of China]

Nionyeshe wewe mwenye mijimacho extra, sioni mimi!

Check mzigo huo unatoka🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Unajua maana ya slum suburbs? Hata nyumba za tofali ambazo hazijajengwa kwa mpangilio bado ni suburb ujue! 🤣

Mzee ukikamwatwa na mimi lazima utoe uharo kama Akothee

 

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Mzee ukikamwatwa na mimi lazima utoe uharo kama Akothee
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Slum suburbs, sio mabanda huko

 

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Usisahau huku mzee baba tuko na intercounties shuttles wala hatutegemei mabasi pekeake..
Tena unaposema eti mabasi yenu mazuri inakua unakosea, basi sio uzuri pekeake mpka engine nayo intakiwa iwe ya maana, chases pia vile vile

Suala la uzuri wa mabasi halihitaji mjadala zaidi. Labda kama hauna kazi ya kufanya. Unataka tufananishe hizo Master na akina Zong Tong au Higer? Kuhusu hizo intercounty buses ndiyo hizo huku tunatumia zaidi Japanese mini-buses.

 

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Wacha nikuwache kwa hili, akili naona zisharuka huko, na bado awamu ya sita, ishakua taabu!

 

[President of China]

Slum suburbs, sio mabanda huko

Mzee Slums ni mabanda ya Nguruwe.
Suburb ni eneo la watu wanapokaa.
Mzee umeanza kuwehuka sasa
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Suala la uzuri wa mabasi halihitaji mjadala zaidi. Labda kama hauna kazi ya kufanya. Unataka tufananishe hizo Master na akina Zong Tong au Higer? Kuhusu hizo intercounty buses ndiyo hizo huku tunatumia zaidi Japanese mini-buses.

Swala la uzuri usijaribu mkuu, international praises tunapewa kila kukicha, vyombo tuna pimp kama vipi hata Amerika, hawana ka hizi zetu.