Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Safari fupi ka za dakika tano hivi, urefu,bado mwataka tupande Scania na Mercedes?
Matatu/Manyanga ndio kazi yake hiyo ya mtaani, alafu tayari waelewe tunavyo ya "pimp" nje hadi ndani, yaani raha tupu safarini. Nitakuja na mrejesho, sahi niko busy, staki ku peruz!

You are too dark

 

[komora096]

Ati? hebu pita huku

Najib Balala talked about ugly tour vans by Kenya's tour companies

MY TAKE I remember once I put a thread tourvans: Tanzania vs Kenya but only to be removed after Kenyans complained. The same was for a thread Touristic hotels and resorts: Mombasa vs Zanzibar. Now Balala is telling the bitter truth. I hate what moderators do to my threads that are informative.

www.jamiiforums.com

Shuttles ndio hzo tour vans hko kwenu ama ilikua umechanganyikiwa kiasi

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Shuttles huwezi gusa, yani hyo sekta achana nayo kabisa

Nilimgusia jana "Ena Shuttle", ndani ka white house, yaani full customized, wafika kwenyu watamani kurudi ulikotoka na full in-bound services. Hajui huyo, yeye ameletewa BRT, akanyamazishwa! 🤣

 

[komora096]

You are too dark
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Mpost mkeo tumuone akiwa na ngozi yake ya papa..[emoji1787][emoji1787]
Manake watz bila mkorogo haskii rhaa

 

[Fundi kitasa]

Shuttles huwezi gusa, yani hyo sekta achana nayo kabisa

Sisi bongo tunasafiria mabasi tuu viaisi vinabakia vya mjini tuu

 

[President of China]

Nilimgusia jana "Ena Shuttle", ndani ka white house, yaani full customized, wafika kwenyu watamani kurudi ulikotoka na full in-bound services. Hajui huyo, yeye ameletewa BRT, akanyamazishwa! 🤣

😀 😀😀 Jifunzeni kwanza kuoga. Na mjifunze kuwa wastaarabu

 

[komora096]

Ndio usafiri wenu mkuu kwasababu mabasi machache uko[emoji28][emoji28][emoji28]

We unataka malindi mombasa nipande, yani la nini haswa[emoji2960]
Vipo vyuma kazi yake ni hyo, yani express unadunda mbele ya basi na unarudiView attachment 1758181

 

[Mac Bully 001]

You are too dark
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She's too dark, yes. That's the skin color of an African lady (melanin popping) even Europeans tan to reduce their "whiteness"😂😂😂
For your information, she can buy you and your whole family in a snap, think about that bro 🤔You+Family=Akothee! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[President of China]

Mpost mkeo tumuone akiwa na ngozi yake ya papa..[emoji1787][emoji1787]
Manake watz bila mkorogo haskii rhaa

😀 😀 😀 😀 Sura kama Mwai Kibaki

 

[komora096]

Sisi bongo tunasafiria mabasi tuu viaisi vinabakia vya mjini tuu

Bwahaha!!ndio manake tukasema nynyi ni wavivu wa akili, hata hamna creativity kabisa..mpo mpo tu mkitegemea serekali iwafanyie kila kitu..
Ona vyuma hivi kw ajili ya safari fupi fupi tuView attachment 1758184

 

[komora096]

[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] Sura kama Mwai KibakiView attachment 1758183

Unaogopa[emoji1787][emoji1787]

 

[President of China]

She's too dark, yes. That's the skin color of an African lady (melanin popping) even Europeans tan to reduce their "whiteness"😂😂😂
For your information, she can buy you and your whole family in a snap, think about that bro 🤔You+Family=Akothee! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Pwahahaha umeona lakini hapo katikati anatoa uchafu!? Picha haidangayi 😀

 

[President of China]

Unaogopa[emoji1787][emoji1787]

Sura kama Wanyama pwahahahahha!!!

 

[komora096]

Pwahahaha umeona lakini hapo katikati anatoa uchafu!? Picha haidangayi [emoji3]
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Hata mkeo hujiamini naye[emoji2960][emoji2960]
Mpost bana tumuone hyo "kinuko" wako acha kupost wake za watu waliokuzidi kw kila kitu

 

[komora096]

Sura kama Wanyama pwahahahahha!!!
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Hajiamini na mkewe[emoji2960][emoji2960]
One man down!![emoji91][emoji91][emoji91][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[komora096]

Jibaba lizima linaogopa kumpost mkewe bana[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[President of China]

Hata mkeo hujiamini naye[emoji2960][emoji2960]
Mpost bana tumuone hyo "kinuko" wako acha kupost wake za watu waliokuzidi kw kila kitu

Wewe ya kwako unaificha maana unafanana na Akothee

 

[Mac Bully 001]

We unataka malindi mombasa nipande, yani la nini haswa[emoji2960]
Vipo vyuma kazi yake ni hyo, yani express unadunda mbele ya basi na unarudiView attachment 1758181View attachment 1758182

Wacha nikija na nyanga ndio watajua, michezo yetu sia utoto, hata "Cardi B" na "Actor Robert Knepper"(prison break) who played Theodore “T-Bag” wanajua hivyo ndio maana wakayasifu kwenye Twitter! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Tz hawawezi ile maneno, wajaribu waone vile yatatisha alafu hapo watafute kushikwa na "jeshi" la polisi kwa kuvunja sheria, eti wanapotosha jamii ya Muungano... Mamaaa!!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 BORA NIHAME MIMI!

 

[President of China]

Kisumu TAXI

 

[Mac Bully 001]

Wewe ya kwako unaificha maana unafanana na Akothee
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Ponda sana, na bado hutamfika! 🤣