JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. And was somewhat upset. You are a disrespectful pig! she cried.
How dare you do...
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Boy 'dad what are the meaning of theory and potential'?
Dad 'ask you mom and sister if they would sleep with a man for 1m'
Boy 'they said they would'.
Dad 'in theory we are living with...
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Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is yr captain MAFURU. On behalf of Air Tanzania Ltd, Im welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air Tanzania Boeing 767.
We...
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Kondomu zinazoitwa "Rape-aXe" ambazo ni maalumu kwaajili ya wanawake kuwakomesha wanaume wabakaji :usa:
Kondomu...
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Gopal goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes,"...
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would...
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A young couple, married just a couple of weeks, returns from their honeymoon to face the beginning of their new lives. The next morning the husband wakes up, showers, dresses and makes his way to...
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why do people especially foreigners assume anybody speaking good English is not a Tanzanian? i have come accross this several times,how many of you here have also been asked this odd question?
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This story tell us not to be 'too kind' to our
bosses.......
Here it goes:
There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionaire
as a house guard. One day, while the millionaire was...
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Pele Said:...
I was sent by God to teach people football.
Maradona replied:..
I don't remember if i sending any.
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TANESCOs perpetual blackouts imagine what would happen if Tanzania was to host the WORLD CUP. I think the situation would be as per the picture.
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Missing Husband
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband...!
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or...
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A farmer named Masawe was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Kilimanjaro when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a...
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Jamani......huyu columnist alivyofanya sio fair... yaani kajibu tofauti na alichoombwa..... ahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...... MENS ARE FROM MARS AND WOMEN ARE FROM VENUS they will never get along.... never
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A man had great tickets for the World Cup Final.
As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting
in
the empty seat next to him.
"No," he says. "The seat is empty."...
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Bwana mmoja ambaye ni Kiwete alienda kwenye mahubiri ya Mhubiri mmoja wa kimataifa kwa ajili ya kutafuta uponyaji.
Siku moja Bwana akamkumbuka na kumponya akawa mzima akatembea. Akasimama mbale...
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Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid - Domestic Operations Specialist
Typist - Printed Document Handler
Messenger - Regional Business...
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Tanzania inapiga vita UKIMWI
Tanzania inategemea sana vijana katika kujenga taifa bora hapo kesho.
Tanzania inahitaji sana wajasiriamali na wafanyabiashara tena wazalendo katika kujenga na...
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