JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
SUPPORT A FAMILY
THE PROSPECTIVE FATHER-IN-LAW ASKED, "YOUNG MAN, CAN YOU SUPPORT A FAMILY?" THE
SURPRISED GROOM-TO-BE REPLIED, "WELL, NO. I WAS JUST PLANNING TO
SUPPORT YOUR DAUGHTER. THE REST...
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Angalia mpaka mwisho kisha utachagua kucheka au kununa.
Eti jamaa(50 Cent) anatoa onyo msisikilize nyimbo za Fat Joe yasije yakawakuta yaliyowakuta haawa jamaa.
YouTube - 50 Cent Warns You...
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"Dear God, this month please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies in Daddy's Cell phone, & build shelter to the homeless men who sleep with mum when dad is at work Amen..."
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Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make
arrangements.
Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will
be going abroad, you look after yourself...
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A professor at Melbourne University was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, 'How many people here believe in...
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hapa akikatiza mbele ya banda ya BOT hata kuliona hataki kageuza shingo mbali
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also...
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A married couple at the Zoo walks past the gorilla enclosure.
Says the woman: "Mark, do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?? Look, seeing that no one...
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The Sacrifices that people make - for social causes!
You may have seen people donating blood, at a blood bank . . . . . . .
Have you seen anyone, donating sperms, at a sperm bank ?
No ?
Then...
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Santa and son, Pappu, were always in competition with each other. One day Pappu left to take an entrance exam at a university. He wanted to major in medicine. A week later he returned from his...
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Nilikuwa nasafiri na Kaka Musa kuelekea Arusha.
Njiani akapanda bonge la sister du, na akaenda kukaa kiti kimoja na Kaka Musa.
Fasta bila kuchelewa Kaka Musa akanitumia sms kuwa "Huyu demu lazima...
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Just for quick introduction hii Hospitali ilijengwa kwa msaada kutoka
China, na madakitari wake pia kutoka China. Sasa miungoni mwa madakitari
alikuako mmaja kwa jina akiitwa Ha-Ni-Sii na mwengine...
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Mpaka sasa bado sijaanza kuamini kama kumbe wanaccm wanamuogopa zaidi sheikh yahaya kuliko hata Mungu. Kuna wengi walionyesha wazi kumpinga jk wakati atakapokuwa akiomba tena ridhaa kwa wana ccm...
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What is Tension?
A beautiful girl asks lift from you. On the way she faints and you take her to hospital.
Doctor says Congrats. You are going to become a father.
THATS IT...
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Needs A New Pair of Shoes
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices...
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Mail from CEO to Manager:
Today at 11 oclock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot be seen...
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Whilst on holiday in Beijing China, a young English man and his group of friends decide to hit the town. After consuming a very large quantity of the local booze he ends up in a brothel where...
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Gopal goes to the Post Office to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
He replies, "Yes - coffee."
"Have you ever been in the military service?
"Yes,"...
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer and is certain that he has a better education. He...
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