Marriage Secret


JF-Expert Member
Feb 14, 2008
Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".

Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time ". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!"

I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy??..."

She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"

Husband: "That's it, We are happily married ever after."


JF-Expert Member
May 14, 2009
ha ha haaaaa kwa hiyo jamaa alikuwa anaogopa kuambiwa this is your second time


JF-Expert Member
May 27, 2010
Moral ya hii joke ni kwamba strictness ya moja wa wanandoa inaweza kuchangia kudumu kwa ndoa hiyo.


JF-Expert Member
Apr 12, 2008
Ingekuwa ni mimi huyo mwanamke asingekaa anione tena maishani mwake, ningeenda hata kuishi msituni mradi niwe na uhuru wangu na amani rohoni...

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