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Mwalimu aliuliza swali wanafunzi wa chekechea wakawa wanajibu.

Mwalimu: Sehemu gani ya mwili mtu akifa inaenda mbinguni?

Mwanafunzi 1: Roho ndio inaenda.

Mwanafunzi 2: Moyo.

Mwanafunzi 3: Miguu.

Mh! Mwalimu alistuka akauliza "enhe kwa nini miguu?"

Mwanafunzi wa 3 akajibu...

"Jana nliona mama kanyoosha miguu juu uku akisema "oh God am coming... Huku baba kamlalia juu asiende"
 
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Mtoto aliitwa Mboya. Mwallimu wake wa kike kamuuliza. Mtoto unaitwa nani? kikamjibu kwa kusitasita kikiinamisha kichwa chini huku kikiuma kidole Mbo-oya - Mwalimu.
 
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Mtoto aliitwa Mboya. Mwallimu wake wa kike kamuuliza. Mtoto unaitwa nani? kikamjibu kwa kusitasita kikiinamisha kichwa chini huku kikiuma kidole Mbo-oya - Mwalimu.

uhuhuhu kwikwikwi mi hoooi
 

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