World cup rules and regulations FOR WOMEN ONLY

Soulbrother

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Apr 14, 2009
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1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports
section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on
regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join
in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked
at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about
not receiving any attention.



2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without
any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you
will lose it (your eye).



3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't
mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without
distracting me.



4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a
refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if
you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone,
or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.



5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the
fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on
(excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to
my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will
be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a
good game that I missed during the day.



6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my
teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't
worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only
make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never
ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of
encouragement" will only lead to a break up or… divorce.



7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk
to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only
if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am
saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy
excuse to "spend time together".



8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have
seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, many
times.



9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child
related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

a) I will not go,

b) I will not go, and

c) I will not go.



10. But, if a friend of mine invites me to his house on a Sunday to
watch a game, I will be there in a flash.



11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as
important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but
you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to
something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to
Rule #2 of this list".



12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the
World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because
before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League,
Super 14, Spanish League, vodacom national league, Grand Prix, Tri Nations, hell, even WrestleMania, etc.
 
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk
to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only
if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am
saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy
excuse to "spend time together".


Even as a man I HATE this one...spend time with me BUT only talk during the half time!!!!Thank you baby..
 
That is completly fair.I think women should also write "Angelo and Yna' rules and regulation.Or something.
 

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