JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Jambazi limevamia nyumba usiku. Kamkuta mtu na mkewe kitandani na hawana silaha yoyote ile karibu yao kwa ajili ya kujihami. Akamwekea mke kisu shingoni na kusema "NI KAWAIDA YANGU KABLA YA...
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Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his face, Alexander realized how his...
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umetoka outing kwenda beach na mupenzi wako siku ya valentine,ukaamua kwenda kuogelea na chupi tu,sasa wakati umemaliza kuoga upo katika mchanga wa baharini akatokea nge mwenye sumu ambayo...
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Witness from RAPED GIRL
RAPED GIRL:-He had a big knife in his right hand,He told me to take of my clothes i
refused,He took of my pants by force,He was already without his...
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A Mother was reading a magazine and her cute little daughter every now and then distracted her. To keep her busy, she tore one page on which was printed the map of the world. She tore it into...
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I told her : "I might not be rich, I have no money or villa or cars or companies like my friend John, but I love you and adore you."
She looked at me with tears in her eyes and hugged me like...
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Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer...
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1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever.
2. Ram Girls: Forgets About u The Moment u Turn Her Off.
3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking.
4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access.
5...
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'...
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Du! nimecheka sana check mwenyewe
Female Drivers - Funny Video -
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"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?"
"Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect."
"What sort of trouble?"
"Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went...
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Asema alikuwa 'anakemea'
kutokana na maombi yake mbowe ametoa kauli nzuri bungeni.
Akiri alifeli darasani.
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Padri amekaa katika ki-box cha kuungamisha, kanisani hakuna mtu. Mara muumini mmoja akaingia, akapiga magoti upande wa pili na kufanya ishara ya msalaba akaanza kuungama.
"padri naungama dhambi...
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Jamaa ametoka home anaenda zake mjini. Sasa kawaida amezoea kuweka simu yake mfukoni upade wa kulia. Mara akiwa kwenye daladala, akapanda abiria mmoja yuko rafu rafu kama kibaka vile na kwenda...
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One day a bachelor, who was a poor tipper, walked into his favorite restaurant and ordered lunch.
A new waitress served his meal and received a three cent tip. When he came in the next day, she...
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Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?
1 star hangover *
No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving...
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A doctor, a lawyer and a manager were discussing the relative merits of having a wife or a mistress.
The lawyer says:
- For sure a mistress is better. If you have a wife and want a divorce, it...
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Wakati bado mpya mpya kwenye ikulu ya Lusaka nchini Zambia rais F Chiluba alipata fursa ya kumtembelea malkia wa Uingereza Elizabeth saa ya makulakula ikawadia meza imesheheni kila aina ya...
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Mwita was appointed sales person at a local General Dealer's store in Musoma While on one of his shifts, a lady approached him and asked if they had peach jam to which he bluntly replied, "Out of...
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President Idi Amin once called his Foreign Affairs Minister and told him that he wanted to change the name of Uganda to Idi.
The Hon. Minister was tasked to canvas world opinion and return to the...
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