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utani: Yaliyomkuta mlokole porini Mlokole mmoja alikuwa anafukuzwa na simba porini. Alipojua kuwa hataweza kumwacha simba akamwomba Mungu ili simba yule naye aokoke. Aliamini simba mlokole...
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Siku moja mlevi alipanda daladala iendayo Gongo la Mboto kwa kujikokota na akakaa karibu na bibi kizee mmoja. Bibi kizee akamwangalia yule mlevi toka juu hadi chini na kisha kumwambia "Mwanangu...
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Wawindaji wawili na wauzaji maarufu wa ngozi za chui mkoani arusha walikubaliana kwenda porini kuwinda. Kufika kule, wakafikia kwenye kibanda chao walichokijenga maalum kwa kujihifadhi kipindi...
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Mademu wawili walikuwa wanakoga pamoja ndipo Demu#1 alipopigwa na butwaa Demu#1:He!we mbona hauna ma**zi? Demu#2:We uliona wapi njia inayopitwa kila cku ikaota nyac?
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A policeman arrests a prostitute. Pros: I'm not selling sex. Police: Then what are you doing? Pros: I'm a saleswoman...
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The TRA decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the TRA office. The TRA auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you...
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Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes, 4 Well-shaped legs, 4 Loving arms, 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts, 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AovZFWf9ygQ
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Boss says to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangements. Secretary makes a call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself. Husband...
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Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father: Ok ask. Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the...
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1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking...
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Kiziwi anamzini Mke wa Kipofu mbele ya Bubu,je?Bubu atamuambiaje Kipofu kuwa Mkewe katoa Uroda kwa Kiziwi,naombeni majibu yenu
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LEGAL LANGUAGE When a lay person gives an orange to a friend he/she would say: “Have an orange”. However, the lawyer (learned person) would say...
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Natamani ya Gongo la mboto yangekuwa mwanzo wa revolution
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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about...
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There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent...
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kuna wanafunzi wa chuo flani walikua na pepa cku ya jumatatu sasa jana yake jumapili walienda club ! wakiwa club walilewa sana kiasi kwamba juma3 wakachelewa kwenye pepa kabisa ! ikabidi wamfate...
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Ktk daladala katoto ka nursery kanaimba "baba angekua jogoo na mama kuku mi ningekua kifaranga", watu kimya. Akaendelea "baba angekua beberu na mama mbuzi mi ningekua ndama", konda akaona...
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