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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by seniorgeek, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. seniorgeek

    seniorgeek JF-Expert Member

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    Reason why I never visit "rich" people!!

    Question: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"
    Answer: "tea please"
    Question: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"
    Answer: " Ceylon tea"
    Question: "How would you like it? Black or white?"
    Answer: "white"
    Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
    Answer: "With milk "
    Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
    Answer: "With cow milk please.
    Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
    Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "
    Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
    Answer: "With sugar"
    Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
    Answer: "Cane sugar "
    Question: " White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
    Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."
    Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "
    Answer: "Mineral water"
    Question: "Flavoured or non-flavoured ?"
    Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst".

    I Love Humanity But I Hate People who make simple things look to complex. I just wanted it in a mug. That was it!!!!!!!!
  2. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haha ha ha!
    Hao matajiri wa wapi?
    Siku hizi unaambiwa kabisa kwenye friji kuna fanta na pepsi tukuletee ipi.
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    yote hiyo anataka aonekane kama kazi yake anaijua sana
  4. G

    GON Member

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    Hii ni kweli wala joke!!