JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Msukuma mmoja alibahatika kwenda zake Uingereza, baada ya kufika alishangaa uzuri wa mji na majengo ya kushangaza.
Ili akirudi Tanzania awakonge wenzake kila alichokiona alitaka kujua...
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Habari dhenu wana grit thinka,ni hivi nilialikwa ktk kanisa moja hapa Jijini Arusha kwasababu kuna mdhungu kaja kutoka huko kwa watemi(USA)ili tukasikilize neno la Mungu,basi baada ya kwaya...
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
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kuna mchezo unapendwa na wav ,na inaonekana uwanja ni mdogo kwa hiyo inahitajika kufanya upanuzi wa uwanja ,je ni mchezo gani huo?
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How did the accident happen?
How did you know that the vehicle had no brakes??
Hahahahaaaa, jamaa anafurahisha kweli kweli
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George...
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President Bush came to visit Mubarak in Egypt and was impressed by how popular he was and how easily he kept winning re-elections.
Mubarak he said. Im about to run for re-election...
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Katika hospitali teule ya Mugana huko Nkenge kwa kina nshomile mzee mmoja alikuwa anatibiwa kisonono na sista wa kizungu wakati mzungu kashika mkasi wenye pamba anakamua samsing ya babu usaha...
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Jionee mwenyee jinsi mrembo huyu kutoka uarabuni anavyotisha. Wallahi mapata ushungu!!!!!
Bofya hapa Fathima Kulsum Zohar Godabari - Queen of Saudi Arabia Pictures | desihotmasala.com
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An 80yr old man says to his doctor: My 28yr old wife is pregnant, what's your opinion doctor Doctor: let me tell you a story, a hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves...
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A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE Black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him Looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350...
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JAPO INAWEZEKANA NI UGONJWA LKN BADO WAPO WANAOTAFUTA DAWA ZA KICHINA WAKIDHANI NDIYO WATAPENDEZA WAKIJA TOKEWA KAMA HUYU SIJUI WATAFANYAJE?
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mmasai mmoja alikuwa safarini,huku amenunua chupi mpya na kuivaa,walipofika njiani akajisikia haja kubwa,akamuomba suka ashuke akafanye mambo porini,kwa kuwa giza lilikuwa limeshaingia,suka...
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...
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Kuna baba mmja alimuaga mkewe anaenda salon kunyoa nywele za sirini.
Aliporudi home akamwonyesha mkewe ,akamsifia sana huyo mmewe kwamba kanyolewa vizuri, na akamwomba mumewe amwelekeze na yeye...
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Mzee mmoja wa Kichaga ambaye alikuwa mkali
sana kwa binti yake anaamka asubuhi na kutaarifiwa
kwamba binti yake ana mimba!
Mzee wa Kichaga:
"Aisee we Manka,
nakwenda kazini,
nikirudi leo ni...
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Jamani mtujuze hali ya Dr Slaa ikoje baada ya kuzimwa kila kitu.
Arusha ndo basi tena Meya katoka chamani
Katiba mpya mnyika kanyukwa
Jaman wenye kujua hali ya mzee huyu pressure inapanda...
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WanaJF kuna maneno ni dhahiri ukiyakumbuka unaweza kucheka kama si kuhuzunika kwani yatavuta memmories na kukumbuka mengi mmo kwa wakati huo, mi nakumbuka machache ingawa mengine bado yanadumu...
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Nafikiri kuna haja ya kujua ratiba ya migomo ya vyuo na mashirika hapa bongo ili members wajiandae.
Tarehe 10/2/2011 - Hospitali ya bugando - kuanzia saa 2 asubuhi mpaka saa 7 mchana - washiriki...
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